The Dead Billionaire Jokes Society
@deadbillionjokes.bsky.social
Relax. They're just jokes.
It's impossible to accumulate $1,000,000,000 USD ethically.
All jokes guaranteed to be both stolen *and* bad. Or your refund back. DM your submissions; no prize or remuneration if chosen.
It's impossible to accumulate $1,000,000,000 USD ethically.
All jokes guaranteed to be both stolen *and* bad. Or your refund back. DM your submissions; no prize or remuneration if chosen.
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Reader notes: Singal was using kiwi farms to harass trans people, ToS at the time said something about not allowing the coordination of harassment.
Fuckin @aaron.bsky.team chose not to enforce it because you wanted to let trans people feel they’re not welcome here after nov 24. We remember this.
Fuckin @aaron.bsky.team chose not to enforce it because you wanted to let trans people feel they’re not welcome here after nov 24. We remember this.
October 2, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Reader notes: Singal was using kiwi farms to harass trans people, ToS at the time said something about not allowing the coordination of harassment.
Fuckin @aaron.bsky.team chose not to enforce it because you wanted to let trans people feel they’re not welcome here after nov 24. We remember this.
Fuckin @aaron.bsky.team chose not to enforce it because you wanted to let trans people feel they’re not welcome here after nov 24. We remember this.
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Hey @aaron.bsky.team why is this being allowed? This is extremely clear cut. Why are you so quiet?
December 7, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Hey @aaron.bsky.team why is this being allowed? This is extremely clear cut. Why are you so quiet?
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hey @aaron.bsky.team your pal is doing death threats here can you please wake the fuck up
December 7, 2024 at 7:50 PM
hey @aaron.bsky.team your pal is doing death threats here can you please wake the fuck up
Correct. They are thieves of working people's labor value, nothing more.
September 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Correct. They are thieves of working people's labor value, nothing more.
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Give us healthcare or we release the bees. And free Luigi.
August 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Give us healthcare or we release the bees. And free Luigi.
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We just keep bending over for corporations and oligarchs. Look where it is getting us.
Release the Epstein Files.
Free Luigi.
Release the Epstein Files.
Free Luigi.
September 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
We just keep bending over for corporations and oligarchs. Look where it is getting us.
Release the Epstein Files.
Free Luigi.
Release the Epstein Files.
Free Luigi.
They know the value of stealing it, tho.
September 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They know the value of stealing it, tho.
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"Taking candy from a baby is a valuable life lesson for the baby"
September 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"Taking candy from a baby is a valuable life lesson for the baby"
E equals m c squared plus a i
September 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
E equals m c squared plus a i