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Dark Machine
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Some thing on the internet. He/him. Tokyo. LFC. Football. Sports. Fashion. Music. Lefty. Scouser.
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God effing damn if this hasn’t made my day 🤌💪👏 #YNWA #LFC
#LFC #YNWA #JFT97

Lifted from my comment on the Athletic site, couldn’t be arsed typing it out again.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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As always I am open to commissions from US soccer outlets on how the #JLeague has spent 3+ years preparing for its transition to fall-spring.
You’ve probably heard that the MLS Board of Governors is meeting this week to discuss, among other things, a move to the “European” schedule. My understanding is that there’s no way that happens in 2026, but there’s a very real possibility that it could happen in 2027.
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Gary Lineker: "This is the mistake the BBC makes. The BBC tries to appease the people that hate the BBC, rather than worrying about the people that love the BBC."
April 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
LFC cannot blame anyone but themselves if the Women's team get relegated. The club don't think it will make money in the near future, so they won't invest in it. The team is absolutely desperate. The only talent they have is Fuka Nagano and I'd be off if I were her. The club looks utterly bereft.
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Britain is currently in the grip of war Christmas remembrance drivel because past governments had to explain why coffins were passing relentlessly through Wooton Bassett, and they couldn’t tell the truth. So, they lied.
I again observe: the average punter in 21st century Britain watched their government get scads of squaddies killed for no reason in Iraq and Afghanistan, crash the economy into the sun, deliberately lay waste to the public realm, fuck trade with Europe and turn politics into just nightmare racism
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
They should tell Honda FC to professionalise or leave.

J3’s 19th placed team guaranteed to stay in the league as Honda FC secure a top 2 place in the JFL.

Honda FC, as a semi-pro (not really) company team, cannot qualify for the J League.
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
#Everton should always play in blue-white-blue. For a while they had white socks and I just hated it. Look much better this way.
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Brennan Johnson feels overrated to me. Forest got the better of the deal by using the money to buy Gibbs-White.
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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A modern parable
November 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I hope every executive affiliated with OpenAI loses everything.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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If you live in Britain, your experience of 21st century government has been relentless escalating calamities by ruling parties: disastrous wars, financial catastrophe, destructive austerity, plummeting living standards, soaring prices, unaffordable housing, constant lying and comical incompetence.
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Fun that Mamdani is an Arsenal fan. It'll leave supporters wondering what it's like to be progressive, fun to watch, and actually win things.
November 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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now if you don’t mind, as someone who doesn’t even fucking live in the US, I never want to have to hear the names Clinton, Biden, Harris, Pelosi or Newsom again except maybe in a mundane obit
November 5, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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I'm mad. Please put in the newspaper that I'm mad.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?
November 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Trump: "Hear me, President Trump, when I say this: to get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us."
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Mamdani just cut a WWE promo on Trump, Cuomo, the Republicans, the Democratic establishment, racists, and right-wing politics in general. Basically called all of them shithouses and that they would not be allowed pass.

I am here for this. This may be the moment.
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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NO DRAB GAB TUESDAY
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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this is such a great encapsulation of why this race feels existential even to people outside NYC. Cuomo as the final boss of everything wrong with the current Democratic Party, Mamdani happily grabbing the third rails everyone’s told are too dangerous to touch (trans people, Muslims, socialism)
It's uncanny how Cuomo has been laser-focused at appealing to the absolute worst qualities in people - their insularity, their tribalism, and now their fear. A campaign monumental in its cynicism, a colossal bet by this man and his billionaire backers that people are basically bad.
This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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A perfect example of why you should always keep believing and supporting! I was in the middle of that at half time it really was something special. #LFC #YNWA
November 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM