Andrew Beasley
@andrewbeasleyfootball.com
Freelance football writer. Links to all my stuff via https://linktr.ee/basstunedtored. Only Connect champion, New York Mets fan #LGM. Up the Reds #LFC
Pinned
This little man is my best pal Marley.
He died on Saturday.
He died on Saturday.
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Liverpool hitting new levels of "sometimes it is just not your year."
Feel bad for Slot. Still think he's pretty good. Not sure what he's supposed to do about his best player becoming his worst player + a beloved locker room glue guy dying in an accident + losing every single dice roll.
Feel bad for Slot. Still think he's pretty good. Not sure what he's supposed to do about his best player becoming his worst player + a beloved locker room glue guy dying in an accident + losing every single dice roll.
February 8, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Liverpool hitting new levels of "sometimes it is just not your year."
Feel bad for Slot. Still think he's pretty good. Not sure what he's supposed to do about his best player becoming his worst player + a beloved locker room glue guy dying in an accident + losing every single dice roll.
Feel bad for Slot. Still think he's pretty good. Not sure what he's supposed to do about his best player becoming his worst player + a beloved locker room glue guy dying in an accident + losing every single dice roll.
Ali will have had stinkers in both City wins at Anfield since 2003, alas.
Ali’s not had his best day if we’re all honest. Nearly got sent off earlier & then has a brain fart for the penalty. Only got ourselves to blame because the game was over at 1-0.
February 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Ali will have had stinkers in both City wins at Anfield since 2003, alas.
Could do with a Mahrez repeat from 2018 here.
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Could do with a Mahrez repeat from 2018 here.
I think I've had it with this season.
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I think I've had it with this season.
Balls. City's first second half league goal of 2026. They've done next to nothing since the break too.
February 8, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Balls. City's first second half league goal of 2026. They've done next to nothing since the break too.
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February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Unbelievable.
City don't have arse in their name either!!
City don't have arse in their name either!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Unbelievable.
City don't have arse in their name either!!
City don't have arse in their name either!!
Guehi's a lucky boy.
He doesn't have to listen to Gary Neville.
He doesn't have to listen to Gary Neville.
February 8, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Guehi's a lucky boy.
He doesn't have to listen to Gary Neville.
He doesn't have to listen to Gary Neville.
Touches in the opposition box...
First half 16-8 to City, second half so far 9-2 to Liverpool.
First half 16-8 to City, second half so far 9-2 to Liverpool.
February 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Touches in the opposition box...
First half 16-8 to City, second half so far 9-2 to Liverpool.
First half 16-8 to City, second half so far 9-2 to Liverpool.
Yes, Reds. MORE.
a man with curly hair and a beard holds a drum stick
ALT: a man with curly hair and a beard holds a drum stick
media.tenor.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Yes, Reds. MORE.
Happy to get out of that half at 0-0. Onward and especially upward please, Reds.
Yeah. City haven’t conceded a first half league goal in 2026 but haven’t scored a second half one either. I'd bet good money Slot knows that but it can't have been the plan to this extent (I assume...)
February 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Happy to get out of that half at 0-0. Onward and especially upward please, Reds.
City are dominating this more in terms of xG/chances than they did when winning 3-0 earlier this season.
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 PM
City are dominating this more in terms of xG/chances than they did when winning 3-0 earlier this season.
I would like Liverpool to have a shot, who's with me? A bit of sustained possession would be a start...
February 8, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I would like Liverpool to have a shot, who's with me? A bit of sustained possession would be a start...
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New poll:
Liverpool and Manchester City home kits for the past five seasons
museumofjerseys.com/2026/02/08/s...
Liverpool and Manchester City home kits for the past five seasons
museumofjerseys.com/2026/02/08/s...
Sunday poll: Liverpool and Manchester City home kits, 2021-26
The Sunday poll was something we started doing back in the mists of the first Covid-19 lockdown in 2020. * The premise was fairly simple – take a big game on that day across one of the five m…
museumofjerseys.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:21 PM
New poll:
Liverpool and Manchester City home kits for the past five seasons
museumofjerseys.com/2026/02/08/s...
Liverpool and Manchester City home kits for the past five seasons
museumofjerseys.com/2026/02/08/s...
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Luke Wood - what a loss to bricklaying
February 8, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Luke Wood - what a loss to bricklaying
Nepal are going to do it.
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Nepal are going to do it.
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my hate review of the shrouds got knocked off my letterboxd profile to make way for my hate review of MELANIA, but I really need everyone to know that I saw MELANIA in a way that is the highlight of my life:
February 8, 2026 at 9:25 AM
my hate review of the shrouds got knocked off my letterboxd profile to make way for my hate review of MELANIA, but I really need everyone to know that I saw MELANIA in a way that is the highlight of my life:
Seattle era is definitely better. Go Seahawks.
February 8, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Seattle era is definitely better. Go Seahawks.
I'm not watching the match but I'm sure they're right about the penalty.
February 7, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I'm not watching the match but I'm sure they're right about the penalty.
"I find it a bit strange and a bit difficult when I hear people speaking about the players at Liverpool and the performances, because I don't think this season is even important from a football aspect for them."
Listeen to Kweev.
Listeen to Kweev.
Diogo Jota: Former Liverpool goalkeeper Caoimhin Kelleher says performances and results at his old club are not quite as important at Anfield season after Portugal winger's death last summer
Former Liverpool goalkeeper Caoimhin Kelleher says performances and results at his old club are not quite as important this season following the death of Diogo Jota.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 7, 2026 at 12:36 PM
"I find it a bit strange and a bit difficult when I hear people speaking about the players at Liverpool and the performances, because I don't think this season is even important from a football aspect for them."
Listeen to Kweev.
Listeen to Kweev.
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‘The new signing is a monster in the air. Good on the ball and progressive with it. Time on his side to improve. Tick, tick, tick, tick.’
A look at Jacquet and the possibility of Liverpool playing a back three system next season: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/jeremy-jac...
A look at Jacquet and the possibility of Liverpool playing a back three system next season: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/jeremy-jac...
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
‘The new signing is a monster in the air. Good on the ball and progressive with it. Time on his side to improve. Tick, tick, tick, tick.’
A look at Jacquet and the possibility of Liverpool playing a back three system next season: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/jeremy-jac...
A look at Jacquet and the possibility of Liverpool playing a back three system next season: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/jeremy-jac...
You can block any word you like on here. If only you could block screenshots from X.
sometimes screenshots of rage-bait posts make me feel like we've all been taught it's normal to show each other rotting fish or a lunch someone left in a bag for several days
February 7, 2026 at 9:06 AM
You can block any word you like on here. If only you could block screenshots from X.
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Love Beasley. Recommend following him for anybody into LFC or data in general.
I will say from a recruitment POV, we will look at whether a CB has played in whatever system the coach plans to use then make a point of assessing him in that specific situation. But we also wouldn't overlook a CB who
I will say from a recruitment POV, we will look at whether a CB has played in whatever system the coach plans to use then make a point of assessing him in that specific situation. But we also wouldn't overlook a CB who
‘The new signing is a monster in the air. Good on the ball and progressive with it. Time on his side to improve. Tick, tick, tick, tick.’
A look at Jacquet and the possibility of Liverpool playing a back three system next season: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/jeremy-jac...
A look at Jacquet and the possibility of Liverpool playing a back three system next season: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/jeremy-jac...
February 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Love Beasley. Recommend following him for anybody into LFC or data in general.
I will say from a recruitment POV, we will look at whether a CB has played in whatever system the coach plans to use then make a point of assessing him in that specific situation. But we also wouldn't overlook a CB who
I will say from a recruitment POV, we will look at whether a CB has played in whatever system the coach plans to use then make a point of assessing him in that specific situation. But we also wouldn't overlook a CB who
‘The new signing is a monster in the air. Good on the ball and progressive with it. Time on his side to improve. Tick, tick, tick, tick.’
A look at Jacquet and the possibility of Liverpool playing a back three system next season: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/jeremy-jac...
A look at Jacquet and the possibility of Liverpool playing a back three system next season: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/jeremy-jac...
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
‘The new signing is a monster in the air. Good on the ball and progressive with it. Time on his side to improve. Tick, tick, tick, tick.’
A look at Jacquet and the possibility of Liverpool playing a back three system next season: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/jeremy-jac...
A look at Jacquet and the possibility of Liverpool playing a back three system next season: www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/jeremy-jac...
‘He’s cheaper than Thiago and a virtual ghost in terms of being in FPL teams.’
Week 25 of the Premier League season is here. I’ve got five wildcard FPL selections for you, over at @optaanalyst.optajoe.com
Week 25 of the Premier League season is here. I’ve got five wildcard FPL selections for you, over at @optaanalyst.optajoe.com
The 10% Club: Opta's Best Under-the-Radar FPL Picks for Gameweek 25 | Opta Analyst
Who are the best under-the-radar players to add to your FPL team for Gameweek 25 of 2025-26? We use Opta data to bring you our picks.
theanalyst.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:36 AM
‘He’s cheaper than Thiago and a virtual ghost in terms of being in FPL teams.’
Week 25 of the Premier League season is here. I’ve got five wildcard FPL selections for you, over at @optaanalyst.optajoe.com
Week 25 of the Premier League season is here. I’ve got five wildcard FPL selections for you, over at @optaanalyst.optajoe.com