Andrew Beasley
@andrewbeasleyfootball.com
Freelance football writer. Links to all my stuff via https://linktr.ee/basstunedtored. Only Connect champion, New York Mets fan #LGM. Up the Reds #LFC
Pinned
This little man is my best pal Marley.
He died on Saturday.
He died on Saturday.
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youtu.be/Zed-xaU3gx4?... Bullion x Brian Wilson x Dilla
Bullion - Pet Sounds: In The Key Of Dee
YouTube video by Seth Props
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
youtu.be/Zed-xaU3gx4?... Bullion x Brian Wilson x Dilla
"Recently in some quarters there has been some lax notion the Liverpool manager is a divvy who is where he is through luck. That is bullshit."
Is damn right.
Is damn right.
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
"Recently in some quarters there has been some lax notion the Liverpool manager is a divvy who is where he is through luck. That is bullshit."
Is damn right.
Is damn right.
Liverpool restricted Inter to their joint-eighth lowest xG in their last 196 home games in the FBRef database.
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Liverpool restricted Inter to their joint-eighth lowest xG in their last 196 home games in the FBRef database.
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Liverpool are the only team to win all four matches against Pots 1 and 2 sides in the Champions League this season.
Arsenal may join them, no other team can.
Arsenal may join them, no other team can.
December 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Liverpool are the only team to win all four matches against Pots 1 and 2 sides in the Champions League this season.
Arsenal may join them, no other team can.
Arsenal may join them, no other team can.
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Dominik Szoboszlai has completed 90 mins in all 21 of Liverpool's league/Champions League games this season.
He's the first #LFC midfielder to do that in the first 21 since Steven Gerrard in 2012-13, and first when Liverpool were actually in the European Cup since Sammy Lee in 1983-84.
Some player
He's the first #LFC midfielder to do that in the first 21 since Steven Gerrard in 2012-13, and first when Liverpool were actually in the European Cup since Sammy Lee in 1983-84.
Some player
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Dominik Szoboszlai has completed 90 mins in all 21 of Liverpool's league/Champions League games this season.
He's the first #LFC midfielder to do that in the first 21 since Steven Gerrard in 2012-13, and first when Liverpool were actually in the European Cup since Sammy Lee in 1983-84.
Some player
He's the first #LFC midfielder to do that in the first 21 since Steven Gerrard in 2012-13, and first when Liverpool were actually in the European Cup since Sammy Lee in 1983-84.
Some player
Until a random penalty rolls along.
Up the Reds.
Up the Reds.
It’s such a ‘middle of a bloated group stage’ sort of game. Nothing much at stake, no desperation, a point fine for both from one of their harder matches etc.
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Until a random penalty rolls along.
Up the Reds.
Up the Reds.
Szoboszlai has scored or assisted Liverpool's last four Champions League goals.
Across four different games, but still.
Across four different games, but still.
December 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Szoboszlai has scored or assisted Liverpool's last four Champions League goals.
Across four different games, but still.
Across four different games, but still.
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Wirtz with the epic “you went down half a step to late flop” but got bailed out by VAR.
You went down inauthentically once you felt the contact but thanks to var you did in fact do enough to draw attention to the marginal contact. Well done!
You went down inauthentically once you felt the contact but thanks to var you did in fact do enough to draw attention to the marginal contact. Well done!
December 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Wirtz with the epic “you went down half a step to late flop” but got bailed out by VAR.
You went down inauthentically once you felt the contact but thanks to var you did in fact do enough to draw attention to the marginal contact. Well done!
You went down inauthentically once you felt the contact but thanks to var you did in fact do enough to draw attention to the marginal contact. Well done!
Refereeing is a joke. For once I’m laughing rather than crying.
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Refereeing is a joke. For once I’m laughing rather than crying.
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TAW column
Genuinely can’t believe anyone believes any differently.
Three
Games.
mailchi.mp/theanfieldwr...
Genuinely can’t believe anyone believes any differently.
Three
Games.
mailchi.mp/theanfieldwr...
Salah Knows That Legend Or Not, Liverpool Always Comes First
mailchi.mp
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
TAW column
Genuinely can’t believe anyone believes any differently.
Three
Games.
mailchi.mp/theanfieldwr...
Genuinely can’t believe anyone believes any differently.
Three
Games.
mailchi.mp/theanfieldwr...
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Watching Isak reminds me of that episode of Friends where they play American football against each other and Ross keeps telling Rachel to “go long” just to keep her out of the game.
a group of young men are playing a game of frisbee in a park .
ALT: a group of young men are playing a game of frisbee in a park .
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December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Watching Isak reminds me of that episode of Friends where they play American football against each other and Ross keeps telling Rachel to “go long” just to keep her out of the game.
Here endeth the longest combined appearance of Ekitike and Isak.
Did they pass to each other at all? I can't recall but will check later.
Did they pass to each other at all? I can't recall but will check later.
December 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Here endeth the longest combined appearance of Ekitike and Isak.
Did they pass to each other at all? I can't recall but will check later.
Did they pass to each other at all? I can't recall but will check later.
Martinez's header was the first big chance that the No Salah Liverpool have conceded in their four first halves.
180 first half minutes, eight shots in the box and 0.76 xG allowed. They're starting games in much more solid fashion.
Pity about the goal being disallowed but 2025/26.
180 first half minutes, eight shots in the box and 0.76 xG allowed. They're starting games in much more solid fashion.
Pity about the goal being disallowed but 2025/26.
December 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Martinez's header was the first big chance that the No Salah Liverpool have conceded in their four first halves.
180 first half minutes, eight shots in the box and 0.76 xG allowed. They're starting games in much more solid fashion.
Pity about the goal being disallowed but 2025/26.
180 first half minutes, eight shots in the box and 0.76 xG allowed. They're starting games in much more solid fashion.
Pity about the goal being disallowed but 2025/26.
Ibou loves San Siro. Get in.
December 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ibou loves San Siro. Get in.
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Isak already looking much more involved than in previous games. Putting a shift in.
December 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Isak already looking much more involved than in previous games. Putting a shift in.
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Or maybe ban the supporters who are so furiously homophobic that they are liable to lose their shit over a flag.
Tottenham have asked fans to remove an LGBT+ flag from the North stand for tonight's game
Slavia Prague made the request over "security concerns", suggesting their fans could target it. Understand Spurs initially pushed back but have relocated it to SW-corner
#thfc
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Slavia Prague made the request over "security concerns", suggesting their fans could target it. Understand Spurs initially pushed back but have relocated it to SW-corner
#thfc
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Tottenham tell fans to move LGBT+ flag over fears of Slavia Prague backlash
Spurs attempted to fight Slavia Prague's request but have now relocated the flag
inews.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Or maybe ban the supporters who are so furiously homophobic that they are liable to lose their shit over a flag.
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The Kenny Dalglish documentary by @asifkapadia.bsky.social is currently on Prime. It's a magnificent film about a great footballer, a great human being and two great British cities. A difficult and angering watch at times, for obvious reasons, but pretty much an essential one. #DontBuyTheSun
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The Kenny Dalglish documentary by @asifkapadia.bsky.social is currently on Prime. It's a magnificent film about a great footballer, a great human being and two great British cities. A difficult and angering watch at times, for obvious reasons, but pretty much an essential one. #DontBuyTheSun
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"Eight of the goals occurred in the last nine matches. For five of the six full seasons between 2017/18 and 2022/23, Liverpool conceded eight times or fewer from set pieces"
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"Eight of the goals occurred in the last nine matches. For five of the six full seasons between 2017/18 and 2022/23, Liverpool conceded eight times or fewer from set pieces"
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
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Set piece misery in the latest roundup from @andrewbeasleyfootball.com ...
"Eight of the goals occurred in the last nine matches. For five of the six full seasons between 2017/18 and 2022/23, Liverpool conceded eight times or fewer from set pieces"
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
December 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Set piece misery in the latest roundup from @andrewbeasleyfootball.com ...
"Eight of the goals occurred in the last nine matches. For five of the six full seasons between 2017/18 and 2022/23, Liverpool conceded eight times or fewer from set pieces"
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"Eight of the goals occurred in the last nine matches. For five of the six full seasons between 2017/18 and 2022/23, Liverpool conceded eight times or fewer from set pieces"
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
As the Reds are being punished from set plays, we'd better dig into the data:
www.andrewbeasleyfootball.com/p/liverpool-...
This little man is my best pal Marley.
He died on Saturday.
He died on Saturday.
December 8, 2025 at 9:26 AM
This little man is my best pal Marley.
He died on Saturday.
He died on Saturday.
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Music confession: I spent years thinking that "Peel session" was some kind of British music industry term. Like a special category of stripped-down studio recording
But no, fellow Americans: It turns out there's just this one guy named Peel, and those were his sessions....
But no, fellow Americans: It turns out there's just this one guy named Peel, and those were his sessions....
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Music confession: I spent years thinking that "Peel session" was some kind of British music industry term. Like a special category of stripped-down studio recording
But no, fellow Americans: It turns out there's just this one guy named Peel, and those were his sessions....
But no, fellow Americans: It turns out there's just this one guy named Peel, and those were his sessions....
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in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company