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Bryan Newton
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#LeftIsBest
Supervising Producer for "Urkel Saves Santa" and Cartoon Network's "Invincible Fight Girl"
Former Directed on TTGO!, Rick and Morty, and Rugrats.
Co-Host on OPP-Fight Together Podcast
@onepiecepodcast.com


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I need this to live after I'm dead.

The thing that hit hardest in my life, after the castle falls in Ocarina of Time, you think it's over. This mothafucka pops outta that bitch! Flashes that golden Triforce of Power, and transforms into the dopest final battle of my life! And just says GANON!
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Trump, and he's bombing
January 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Who’s booking the Venezuela Comedy Festival?
January 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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Using my tax money to bomb Venezuela then giving my tax money to Exxon so they can sell the oil they stole from Venezuela
TRUMP: MAY SUBSIDIZE OIL COMPANIES REBUILDING IN VENEZUELA: NBC
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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2016 - Train to Busan
2006 - Pan's Labyrinth
1996 - Hunchback of Notre Dame
1986 - The Great Mouse Detective
1976 - Rocky
1966 - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
1956 - Forbidden Planet
1946 - Its a Wonderful Life
2016: Christine
2006: Casino Royale
1996: Hamlet
1986: Big Trouble in Little China
1976: All the President's Men
1966: Sword of Doom
1956: Forbidden Planet
1946: La Belle et la Bête
1936: Popeye the Sailor Meets Sindbad the Sailor
1926: The General

I'm not an expert in silents so I'll stop there!
What is your favorite film celebrating a decade anniversary in 2026? We're thinking films released in 2016, 2006, 1996, 1986, 1976, 1966, 1956, 1946, 1936, 1926, etc.
January 6, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Stephen Miller is a gross, limp dick Fascist.
January 6, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Tell me you don't understand Dragonball, by making derogatory comments about Krillin's "weakness".

Krillin is the strongest human on the planet and despite being killed multiple times and knowing he's fighting opponents leagues stronger than him, he's always in the fight!

Krillin is my boy!
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January 6, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I'm not even sure that caller wasn't in law enforcement. Clearly some "off duty" activities.
🚨"I'm a police officer you fool!" MAGA supporter pretending to be a cop says in harassing phone call to Somali bakery owner Nur Ahmed. He added: "You're a pirate. Quit stealing, you people are fu*king criminals man!"

ICE raided outside Ahmed's bakery 2da. Our full video ⬇️
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Trump shouldn't spend a single second of his time not fighting Impeachment or being 25th Amendment. He's GROSS-ly unfit for office and living in civil society.

The fact that him and our other war criminals, genocidal, corrupt presidents are just walking free is a fuckinf indictment on our system.
January 5, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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I don’t know about you but I think a pedophile is more dangerous than a drug dealer.

#Venezuela #Epstein #TrumpFiles

#PedoPresident

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January 5, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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Hilton corporate has invoked Ghost Protocol.
fwiw, this is an independently owned and operated hotel (Hilton franchisee) and Hilton corporate has disavowed its action here

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Time to get one of those Hilton Rewards cards I guess!
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Hey, U.N.
You gonna do something?

(Looks at the ruins of Gaza).... oh right. Guess I shouldn't be surprised we let "might makes right" win thebday still.
January 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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What (and I can’t stress this enough)

THE FUCK.
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.

“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.

www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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A silly little guy
January 2, 2026 at 7:49 PM
These 84 to 87 comedies where something else! Combined I've seen all of these films over a hundred times.
January 4, 2026 at 6:02 AM
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Question: Did I hear you correctly? Are Rubio and Hegseth actually going to run goddamn Venezuela?!

Trump: They'll be part of the team. The VP was sworn in as President a little while ago. "She was really quite gracious, but she really doens't have a choice
January 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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November 6, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Because fuckers like Chuckie-boy are paid to allow exactly what Trump and the Republicans are doing.

Foreign colonialism to benefit the pockets of corporate oligarchs.
There is no challenge this man can rise to.

His starting position is that he will show no form of opposition to Donald Trump until after 2026.
Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far"
January 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
This is cult shit.
Rep. Sheri Biggs: "I'm just grateful for President Trump. The first thing I thought about this morning when I became aware early of the transactions, I was just very grateful that President Trump was our chief and that he was in control and making sure that this was carried out to precision."
January 4, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Manhattan. A significant cohort of cops are trailing anti war protesters. Upwards of 30 police vehicles are visible following the marchers. Police will always have other vehicles in the area too. (What I saw and counted.) As well as aerial assets, helicopters and, often, drones live-streaming to HQ.
Timelapse of the protest and police response passing 54th north on 8th:
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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Completely agree. Always pull these threads back to the Reagan Administration and Bush I.
Once again, one of the primary reasons we have arrived at this point (completely out-of-control & unconstitutional abuse of executive power to conduct wildly illegal foreign policy) is that no one, including the most senior people involved, went to jail for the rest of their lives for Iran-Contra.
January 3, 2026 at 6:06 PM
We're just "protecting our interest".... the most disgusting phrase uttered by any government or corporate power.

The interest needs to be for people and humanity, not oligarchs and elites.

And for the record, this is why you don't have Healthcare, Amerikkka.
Hard to watch US TV media discussing how the US might occupy and run a foreign country as if it’s a perfectly normal political development.
January 4, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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