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The James Bond franchise faces a big problem: me, the viewer, has been shot at the start of the movie through the barrel of my gun, and I'm dripping blood over my own eye balls (they're in the gun)
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Hugh Giant

Ireland, Catholic Parish Registers, 1740-1900
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Major Ideas

Haiti, Civil Registration, 1794-2018
October 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Fanny Twatts

England and Wales, Marriage Registration Index, 1837-2005
October 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Well, well, well …

Look who made the cover of “John Wayne” magazine. Again.

Better luck next time, Gacy.
September 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.
September 5, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Decent signing tbf
July 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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One of the funniest news diagrams I've ever seen.
July 10, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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1984 Sony Hi-Fi
July 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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More like Neil Old
June 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Given how unpopular Starmer is this is quite a reflection on Farage and Badenoch.
May 27, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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I'll level with you, they're not my kind of people.
May 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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ominous email from adidas
March 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years
March 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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This does not only apply to Defence btw. Democracy is not the same as Government by Daily Emotional Focus Group. There is far too much focus on what is politically clever, and too little time spent reflecting on and explaining what is necessary (let alone wise).
February 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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this checks out
January 3, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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“I've just injected steroids into my arm"
"Anabolic?"
"No, just my arm"
February 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Drake rn:
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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January 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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The Flymo box ensures that this entry gets a full 10/10 #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
#duvetknowitschristmas My Mum is moving in Jan and has already boxed up pretty much the entire house, so I’m on a camp bed borrowed from a neighbour. The curtains were also boxed up “so I bought one from a charity shop - but when I got it home it turned out to be a tablecloth”
December 24, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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LET'S MAKE SURE THEY LOOK THE SAME
May 26, 2023 at 11:36 PM
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I like to use cocktail umbrellas when it’s raining and pretend I’m a giant. My wife & I are separated
November 25, 2024 at 6:49 PM
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Right! So! I spent two months in the US this year and I observed their attitudes towards everything from sex and sports to friendships and work. These are my highly scientific findings: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/out-of-the... (free to read!)
November 15, 2024 at 12:57 PM