Dan Lindgren
@danlindgren90.bsky.social
Non sequitur posts from a non sequitur person. He/him
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He is stealing our money, to be clear. This is theft of public resources.
MS NOW, citing three unnamed sources, reports Patel has, at least twice, ordered his girlfriend's FBI security detail to also escort one of her allegedly intoxicated friends after a night of partying. Agents have objected to the order, only for Patel to throw a fit trib.al/Kk54JRb
December 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
He is stealing our money, to be clear. This is theft of public resources.
"Hey, doctor, I don't know if this is alarming, but my stomach is making sounds like a confused dog in a kids' movie.
Yes, I'll hold."
Yes, I'll hold."
December 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
"Hey, doctor, I don't know if this is alarming, but my stomach is making sounds like a confused dog in a kids' movie.
Yes, I'll hold."
Yes, I'll hold."
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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What an interesting coincidence.
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What an interesting coincidence.
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A woolly cufant on a winter walk ❄
December 8, 2023 at 12:13 AM
A woolly cufant on a winter walk ❄
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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I think about this nearly every single day
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I think about this nearly every single day
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I love the Christmas Gertie cookies at Hollywood Studios, so here is a little tropius version!
December 2, 2024 at 7:18 PM
I love the Christmas Gertie cookies at Hollywood Studios, so here is a little tropius version!
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
December 18, 2024 at 2:16 AM
“Jinglehorse” is such a great racial slur for a reindeer.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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December 15, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
I'm too busy to be a ginger ale snob.
Root beer, on the other hand...
Root beer, on the other hand...
November 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I'm too busy to be a ginger ale snob.
Root beer, on the other hand...
Root beer, on the other hand...
Just had a moment of "where in the world are my headphones?"
They were around my neck; I've reached that stage of my life.
They were around my neck; I've reached that stage of my life.
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Just had a moment of "where in the world are my headphones?"
They were around my neck; I've reached that stage of my life.
They were around my neck; I've reached that stage of my life.
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December 22, 2024 at 4:20 AM
get your touchscreen toasters out of my face!
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
get your touchscreen toasters out of my face!
"Sunday-ass feeling Saturday!"
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"Sunday-ass feeling Saturday!"
LaCroix really knows how to put the "water" in sparkling water.
November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
LaCroix really knows how to put the "water" in sparkling water.
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