Daniel
@danjbailey.bsky.social
Occasionally I make short films.
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Going to make a thread of every reason to NEVER vote for Newsom. Let's start with:
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 27, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Going to make a thread of every reason to NEVER vote for Newsom. Let's start with:
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The ‘moon economy’ is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit.
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The ‘moon economy’ is about to boom. Deutsche Bank thinks this one space stock will benefit.
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skeleton: behold my figure, ass on display at flattering angle, headfirst downhill like a gravity-fed demon, brave
luge: whole body's a double chin, flying gooch-first, prisoner of sport, corpse-like pose
luge: whole body's a double chin, flying gooch-first, prisoner of sport, corpse-like pose
February 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
skeleton: behold my figure, ass on display at flattering angle, headfirst downhill like a gravity-fed demon, brave
luge: whole body's a double chin, flying gooch-first, prisoner of sport, corpse-like pose
luge: whole body's a double chin, flying gooch-first, prisoner of sport, corpse-like pose
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Setting aside the horrors, the final insult from the boomers will be dismantling the machine that produced American financial exceptionalism because if they cannot take it with them into death like the pharaohs, then they'll ensure no one can have it.
“.. Amundi has been diversifying a lot,” she said, “ .. and is going on advising its clients to diversify their positions for the year to come.”
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/20d0...
@financialtimes.com
www.ft.com/content/20d0...
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Setting aside the horrors, the final insult from the boomers will be dismantling the machine that produced American financial exceptionalism because if they cannot take it with them into death like the pharaohs, then they'll ensure no one can have it.
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You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
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I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them
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Green Day: “don’t wanna be an American Idiot”
Page Six:
Page Six:
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Green Day: “don’t wanna be an American Idiot”
Page Six:
Page Six:
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maybe taking a drink with every AI commercial is a bad idea
February 9, 2026 at 12:04 AM
maybe taking a drink with every AI commercial is a bad idea
Ads for AI make me nostalgic for the days of nonstop gambling ads
February 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Ads for AI make me nostalgic for the days of nonstop gambling ads
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February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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This would fix me
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 12:28 AM
This would fix me
Damn I always assumed you had to have big balls to be a ski jumper but didn’t realize having a fat hog was essential too.
Times article has an incredible illustration
February 6, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Damn I always assumed you had to have big balls to be a ski jumper but didn’t realize having a fat hog was essential too.
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if you designed your camera such that i have to remove the tripod mount to get to the sd card i should be able to hit you with my car
February 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
if you designed your camera such that i have to remove the tripod mount to get to the sd card i should be able to hit you with my car
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If this chant somehow broke out in a WWE crowd, fucking HHH's music would hit and he would legit start tear-gasing the first few front rows.
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
If this chant somehow broke out in a WWE crowd, fucking HHH's music would hit and he would legit start tear-gasing the first few front rows.
Was that Griffin Newman in the Muppet Show audience?
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Was that Griffin Newman in the Muppet Show audience?
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what’s your favorite muppet movie? 🌈 🐸 🐷
February 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
what’s your favorite muppet movie? 🌈 🐸 🐷
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jesus christ that's foreboding
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 PM
jesus christ that's foreboding
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This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 5:46 PM
This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."
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found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!
February 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
found a stack of these cleaning up my studio the other day. as ever!!!
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Yes I rank winning an NBA Emirates Cup championship above the Celtics' first 11 championships.
February 1, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Yes I rank winning an NBA Emirates Cup championship above the Celtics' first 11 championships.
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This photo made me understand class in America in a way that I was unable to process before seeing it. The rich enjoy class solidarity on a level that is unimaginable to most people.
January 31, 2026 at 8:52 PM
This photo made me understand class in America in a way that I was unable to process before seeing it. The rich enjoy class solidarity on a level that is unimaginable to most people.
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DUDE REMEMBER THIS LMAO. This is literally everything wrong with journalism wrapped neatly in one post.
Nuzzi, Bowles, Weiss, and the fucking NYT sucking em all off. Pedos, pedo lovers, and pedo defenders.
Nuzzi, Bowles, Weiss, and the fucking NYT sucking em all off. Pedos, pedo lovers, and pedo defenders.
January 31, 2026 at 5:54 PM
DUDE REMEMBER THIS LMAO. This is literally everything wrong with journalism wrapped neatly in one post.
Nuzzi, Bowles, Weiss, and the fucking NYT sucking em all off. Pedos, pedo lovers, and pedo defenders.
Nuzzi, Bowles, Weiss, and the fucking NYT sucking em all off. Pedos, pedo lovers, and pedo defenders.
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Catherine O'Hara & Eugene Levy performing "A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" from A MIGHTY WIND at the 2004 Oscars🌈💔
January 30, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Catherine O'Hara & Eugene Levy performing "A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow" from A MIGHTY WIND at the 2004 Oscars🌈💔