daniel
@danbikeman.bsky.social
very amateur photographer, mostly of birds and such. I’m very normal
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for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world
September 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world
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BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
September 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live
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I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.
1. This morning, California Governor said he was in "complete alignment" with anti-LGBTQ+ hate-influencer Charlie Kirk of TPUSA on transgender sports.
He also conceded on trans inmates and gender affirming care for youth.
It's so much worse than being reported.
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He also conceded on trans inmates and gender affirming care for youth.
It's so much worse than being reported.
Subscribe to support my journalism.
CA Gov Gavin Newsom "Completely Aligns" With Charlie Kirk On Trans Issues In Podcast
The California Governor, in the launch of his new podcast, announced that he completely aligned with far-right, ant-LGBTQ+ influencer Charlie Kirk on sports, and agreed on prisons and youth care.
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August 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I need Democratic online types to understand that because of this, Newsom is dead to me. Dead. I'd sooner vote for an actual corpse. There is no hope, none, that he'll win me over, *because he has established he is a bad person*. There's no coming back from this. Take my advice and move the fuck on.
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my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
August 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)
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like this post to be obliterated from reality and all living memory
August 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
like this post to be obliterated from reality and all living memory
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Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful
July 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful
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Everyone contributes to the movement in the ways they see fit. Some get teargassed and shot with rubber bullets by rampaging cops, others offer notes online re: how the people getting gassed/shot might seem less deserving of getting gassed/shot to the general public. It's a coalition.
June 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Everyone contributes to the movement in the ways they see fit. Some get teargassed and shot with rubber bullets by rampaging cops, others offer notes online re: how the people getting gassed/shot might seem less deserving of getting gassed/shot to the general public. It's a coalition.
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We need a liberal Jigsaw
May 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We need a liberal Jigsaw
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This early 90s pizza advert from America is horrifying. No matter where you *think* it's going, you're wrong...
April 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This early 90s pizza advert from America is horrifying. No matter where you *think* it's going, you're wrong...
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
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Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans
January 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Rest of the country forced to be Eagles fans
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I crunched the numbers to find out which NFL teams are Serious (professionally run organizations aimed at sustained success), which are Unserious, and which are the Toilet Buffoons of Failson City.
![Is Your Team Serious? – AFC
AFC East
Bills — very serious (but with Sean McDermott)
Dolphins — not quite serious
Jets — perhaps the most deeply unserious team in professional sports history
Pats — have not been serious in at least five years. it’s great!
AFC North
Bengals — fun! but not serious
Browns — not fun and not serious
Ravens — very fun and very serious
Steelers — not fun; broadly serious but not serious-serious
AFC South — no. absolutely noy. get out of my office.
AFC West
Broncos — getting serious
Chargers — these poor asses rent
Chieves — yes, I would say that the dynastic team is serious
Raiders — let me ask you a question. why do you recognize this shape? [it is a stylized image of Mark Davis’s haircut]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hyj5gdgpkql2bz7rbset3h33/bafkreifloe4vavtabtjb6hn765g32mwd4opplmm6ueg6xr5r2uo5ulefuu@jpeg)
January 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I crunched the numbers to find out which NFL teams are Serious (professionally run organizations aimed at sustained success), which are Unserious, and which are the Toilet Buffoons of Failson City.
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It’s disturbing that President Biden has pardoned his son Hunter, but even more disturbing that he’s posthumously pardoned his other son, the Night Stalker Richard Ramirez
December 2, 2024 at 1:51 AM
It’s disturbing that President Biden has pardoned his son Hunter, but even more disturbing that he’s posthumously pardoned his other son, the Night Stalker Richard Ramirez
Sixers is a disgrace
November 21, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Sixers is a disgrace
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bro they are straight up analyzing your directorial intent right now… they’re literally deriving significance from your work’s formal elements, including but not limited to its mise-en-scène and sense of photogénie
November 20, 2024 at 2:43 AM
bro they are straight up analyzing your directorial intent right now… they’re literally deriving significance from your work’s formal elements, including but not limited to its mise-en-scène and sense of photogénie
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Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
November 7, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
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The progress of technology has been remarkable.
November 13, 2024 at 6:27 PM
The progress of technology has been remarkable.