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Copilot, when’s my first meeting today
“You have no meetings or anything planned.”
Copilot, summarize my last email
“Certainly. Your Kohl’s Cash expires next Saturday.”
No, summarize the email before that one
“You earned $5 Kohl’s Cash.”
Copilot, schedule my SmartToilet to flush in 20 seconds
“You have no meetings or anything planned.”
Copilot, summarize my last email
“Certainly. Your Kohl’s Cash expires next Saturday.”
No, summarize the email before that one
“You earned $5 Kohl’s Cash.”
Copilot, schedule my SmartToilet to flush in 20 seconds
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Copilot, when’s my first meeting today
“You have no meetings or anything planned.”
Copilot, summarize my last email
“Certainly. Your Kohl’s Cash expires next Saturday.”
No, summarize the email before that one
“You earned $5 Kohl’s Cash.”
Copilot, schedule my SmartToilet to flush in 20 seconds
“You have no meetings or anything planned.”
Copilot, summarize my last email
“Certainly. Your Kohl’s Cash expires next Saturday.”
No, summarize the email before that one
“You earned $5 Kohl’s Cash.”
Copilot, schedule my SmartToilet to flush in 20 seconds
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drop this pic to reply to the most honky ass crackers on their bullshit
November 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
drop this pic to reply to the most honky ass crackers on their bullshit
This is the face a man makes when he’s making money out the wazoo
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is the face a man makes when he’s making money out the wazoo
Wow, McDonalds is bringing back the $5 value meal! Thank you Mr. President, that helps my grocery bill soooo much
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Wow, McDonalds is bringing back the $5 value meal! Thank you Mr. President, that helps my grocery bill soooo much
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“Consciousness, unprovable by scientific standards, is forever, then, the impossible phantom in the predictable biologic machine, and your every thought a genuine supernatural event. Your every thought is a ghost, dancing.”
Happy 72nd birthday to the great mage Alan Moore.
Happy 72nd birthday to the great mage Alan Moore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
“Consciousness, unprovable by scientific standards, is forever, then, the impossible phantom in the predictable biologic machine, and your every thought a genuine supernatural event. Your every thought is a ghost, dancing.”
Happy 72nd birthday to the great mage Alan Moore.
Happy 72nd birthday to the great mage Alan Moore.
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[Ron Swanson voice] Bartender, all the alcohol, please.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
[Ron Swanson voice] Bartender, all the alcohol, please.
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"Why do you want to work here" .... uhhh because you are hiring and I am willing to be exploited for my labor so that I don't go hungry or homeless ... please don't make me tell you I've always aspired to be a janitor...
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
"Why do you want to work here" .... uhhh because you are hiring and I am willing to be exploited for my labor so that I don't go hungry or homeless ... please don't make me tell you I've always aspired to be a janitor...
Her Windsong stays on my mind
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Her Windsong stays on my mind
Please, anyone with an extra pig frog contact mossworm
I saw the single pig frog in the frog pond again. I don't think they can leave. How do I get a second frog
November 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Please, anyone with an extra pig frog contact mossworm
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Every 20 years we find out somebody gave Clinton head like a comet coming back into our orbit.
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Every 20 years we find out somebody gave Clinton head like a comet coming back into our orbit.
Setting up new laptop and seeing all the latest dark patterns, consent theaters, nudging's, bloatware, and overall surveillance capitalism mechanisms. Fun.
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Setting up new laptop and seeing all the latest dark patterns, consent theaters, nudging's, bloatware, and overall surveillance capitalism mechanisms. Fun.
Nice. I once got a $500 bonus and I thought I was rich.
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Nice. I once got a $500 bonus and I thought I was rich.
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Anyway the most remarkable thing about all of this is that it will come to nothing.
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Anyway the most remarkable thing about all of this is that it will come to nothing.
I never believed Capt. Kirk read Paradise Lost. He never struck me as much of a reader.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I never believed Capt. Kirk read Paradise Lost. He never struck me as much of a reader.
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Not to boast, but I've also read some books.
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Not to boast, but I've also read some books.
I vow to learn to bake just so I can make this
Bring an old English cottage feel to your gatherings with this cheese and onion pie
Served with or without caviar!
www.cbc.ca/life/greatca...
Served with or without caviar!
www.cbc.ca/life/greatca...
Bring an old English cottage feel to your gatherings with this cheese and onion pie | CBC Life
Served with or without caviar!
www.cbc.ca
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I vow to learn to bake just so I can make this
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You must just be as immovable as an incense burner before a Buddha-image and as unchanging as dried wood resting on cold ashes. Furthermore, make your intention as firm as a great mountain and your mind as vast as the ocean.
Kusan Sunim
Goodnight everyone look after yourself.
Kusan Sunim
Goodnight everyone look after yourself.
November 9, 2025 at 10:07 PM
You must just be as immovable as an incense burner before a Buddha-image and as unchanging as dried wood resting on cold ashes. Furthermore, make your intention as firm as a great mountain and your mind as vast as the ocean.
Kusan Sunim
Goodnight everyone look after yourself.
Kusan Sunim
Goodnight everyone look after yourself.
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When are, when are chicken dinner?
November 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
When are, when are chicken dinner?
Visiting X feels like visiting your once strong and vibrant relative who’s now deep in dementia care.
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Visiting X feels like visiting your once strong and vibrant relative who’s now deep in dementia care.
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every time a door closes, the door is closed now
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
every time a door closes, the door is closed now
I wish there were books written with 140 characters or less. I’d read so many books.
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I wish there were books written with 140 characters or less. I’d read so many books.
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If you need me, I’ll be getting very angry about conversations in my head that haven’t actually occurred, thanks
November 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If you need me, I’ll be getting very angry about conversations in my head that haven’t actually occurred, thanks
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They should invent a California where you can afford to live
November 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They should invent a California where you can afford to live