Matt (Taylor’s Version)
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Copilot, when’s my first meeting today
“You have no meetings or anything planned.”
Copilot, summarize my last email
“Certainly. Your Kohl’s Cash expires next Saturday.”
No, summarize the email before that one
“You earned $5 Kohl’s Cash.”
Copilot, schedule my SmartToilet to flush in 20 seconds
“You have no meetings or anything planned.”
Copilot, summarize my last email
“Certainly. Your Kohl’s Cash expires next Saturday.”
No, summarize the email before that one
“You earned $5 Kohl’s Cash.”
Copilot, schedule my SmartToilet to flush in 20 seconds
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The tweet of this lousy era we can't get out of x.com/dhm/status/8...
January 29, 2026 at 1:42 AM
The tweet of this lousy era we can't get out of x.com/dhm/status/8...
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oh fucking no
Just saw the Dan McQuade news and am incredibly sad. Philadelphia has lost an institution, and journalism is much worse off without him. Fuck.
January 29, 2026 at 12:33 AM
oh fucking no
It’s not about the agents it’s about who is being punished, and to Trump’s Nazi/incel fanbase, it’s picture after picture of their worst enemies finally getting what they deserve: the brown person, the queer person, the raging liberal white person, the granddaughter who doesn’t talk to you anymore,
Page after page of DHS agents too ashamed to be pictured doing their job isn’t actually sending the power signal Pam Bondi thinks it is.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
It’s not about the agents it’s about who is being punished, and to Trump’s Nazi/incel fanbase, it’s picture after picture of their worst enemies finally getting what they deserve: the brown person, the queer person, the raging liberal white person, the granddaughter who doesn’t talk to you anymore,
Run again
More and more Americans are voicing their outrage at the tactics being deployed by federal agents in Minnesota. But it’s important to understand the broader implications of what this administration is doing, and the threat it poses to the basic freedoms of every American.
January 28, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Run again
The door leads to a punji pit
New Steelers coach Mike McCarthy has left the door wide open for Aaron Rodgers to return.
January 28, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The door leads to a punji pit
Never had shenanigans like this when Bovino was in charge
1/27/2026 - Minneapolis
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
ICE just attempted an illegal entry into the ECUADORIAN CONSULATE to abduct someone
They did not have a warrant
January 27, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Never had shenanigans like this when Bovino was in charge
We were so excited to see Bari’s downfall we skipped ahead and assumed we were at the “resigning in disgrace” part of the corporate takeover when we’re just at the “clowncar of sycophants brought aboard to do nothing and make 10x what everyone else does”
The new CBS contributors:
Elliot Ackerman, Peter Attia, Masih Alinejad, Arthur Brooks, Caroline Chambers, Clare de Boer, Niall Ferguson, Roland Fryer Jr., Andrew Huberman, Coleman Hughes, Mark Hyman, Janna Levin, Casey Lewis, HR McMaster, Patrick McGee, Reihan Salam, Lauren Sherman, Derek Thompson
Elliot Ackerman, Peter Attia, Masih Alinejad, Arthur Brooks, Caroline Chambers, Clare de Boer, Niall Ferguson, Roland Fryer Jr., Andrew Huberman, Coleman Hughes, Mark Hyman, Janna Levin, Casey Lewis, HR McMaster, Patrick McGee, Reihan Salam, Lauren Sherman, Derek Thompson
January 27, 2026 at 11:02 PM
We were so excited to see Bari’s downfall we skipped ahead and assumed we were at the “resigning in disgrace” part of the corporate takeover when we’re just at the “clowncar of sycophants brought aboard to do nothing and make 10x what everyone else does”
Bad news, gang, the roving band of murderers says I’m not allowed to investigate the murders
January 27, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Bad news, gang, the roving band of murderers says I’m not allowed to investigate the murders
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"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
January 27, 2026 at 4:15 PM
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice."
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
ICE in Minneapolis are erasing your rights.
Please share our new video of what's happening in our city. youtu.be/W1dyNcRGRXY
Immortal Joe says the tariffs on the Bullet Farm have been a huge success, and we’re raising tariffs on Gas Town too. He says we can’t have guns though because the Milk Rioters aren’t letting the War Boys do their jobs
Immortan Joe says we can buy more guns with money from the tariffs on the Bullet Farm
January 27, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Immortal Joe says the tariffs on the Bullet Farm have been a huge success, and we’re raising tariffs on Gas Town too. He says we can’t have guns though because the Milk Rioters aren’t letting the War Boys do their jobs
Go anyway and arrest everyone who doesn’t let you in. What are we waiting for
UPDATE: After seeing this video, I informed ICE of my intent to visit the Baltimore facility today. I was told I would be denied entry.
It’s clear Trump's ICE would rather engage in a cover up. I will not stop pressing until we get answers. We need transparency & accountability.
It’s clear Trump's ICE would rather engage in a cover up. I will not stop pressing until we get answers. We need transparency & accountability.
Like many of you, I have seen this video, and I'm demanding answers.
My team has reached out to ICE repeatedly and have yet to get clear answers.
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My team has reached out to ICE repeatedly and have yet to get clear answers.
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January 27, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Go anyway and arrest everyone who doesn’t let you in. What are we waiting for
Greg Bovino won’t see your posts making fun of him for being short, and neither will your short friends unless you hold your posts really low to the ground
January 27, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Greg Bovino won’t see your posts making fun of him for being short, and neither will your short friends unless you hold your posts really low to the ground
The Steelers hiring Mike McCarthy makes so much sense when you realize they did it just to make sure Aaron Rodgers never returns
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 AM
The Steelers hiring Mike McCarthy makes so much sense when you realize they did it just to make sure Aaron Rodgers never returns
Auto RT for any John Randle content, always worthwhile
Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Auto RT for any John Randle content, always worthwhile
“We’re sending Tom Homan” sounds like that part of The Godfather when they send big dumb guy Luca Brasi for a delicate spy mission and he’s immediately murdered
a man in a tuxedo says " and i hope that their first child , be a masculine child . "
ALT: a man in a tuxedo says " and i hope that their first child , be a masculine child . "
media.tenor.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:50 PM
“We’re sending Tom Homan” sounds like that part of The Godfather when they send big dumb guy Luca Brasi for a delicate spy mission and he’s immediately murdered
Thank God my hometown team made it to the conference championship game! I’m so excited to get plane tickets, a hotel, and stadium tickets for Arizona or Dallas for some goddamn reason
Everyone hates the idea of neutral-site conference championship games. Until the fourth quarter of Patriots-Broncos, which was unplayable -- and unwatchable.
Should conference championships be played at neutral sites?
Patriots-Broncos snowstorm could dust off an old debate.
www.nbcsports.com
January 26, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Thank God my hometown team made it to the conference championship game! I’m so excited to get plane tickets, a hotel, and stadium tickets for Arizona or Dallas for some goddamn reason
I normally avoid Food Network and HGTV junk TV but mannnnnn… Retta’s “Ugliest Houses In America”…wow
January 26, 2026 at 6:36 PM
I normally avoid Food Network and HGTV junk TV but mannnnnn… Retta’s “Ugliest Houses In America”…wow
These are military-grade, high-tech, modern whistles, and everyone has one? Who is funding this? Who is distributing these?
January 26, 2026 at 5:37 PM
These are military-grade, high-tech, modern whistles, and everyone has one? Who is funding this? Who is distributing these?
Also, Disney, don’t think I didn’t notice that the fire in Hawaii was caused by space lasers from a Jew-coded alien 👀
Cried watching the Lilo & Stitch remake. A movie about losing your parents, your sibling, your pet, and your house, I didn’t remember the cartoon hitting that hard
January 26, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Also, Disney, don’t think I didn’t notice that the fire in Hawaii was caused by space lasers from a Jew-coded alien 👀
Everyone’s least favorite person is the person who just now caught on to some trend and is making a huge deal about how great they are for finally doing the thing everyone else was already doing. Every sitcom has an episode about this
Bluesky idea: if people who didn't agree with you change their opinions so that they do agree with you, why not be happy that you are making progress - rather than complaining that they are "only just catching up"?
January 26, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Everyone’s least favorite person is the person who just now caught on to some trend and is making a huge deal about how great they are for finally doing the thing everyone else was already doing. Every sitcom has an episode about this
Cried watching the Lilo & Stitch remake. A movie about losing your parents, your sibling, your pet, and your house, I didn’t remember the cartoon hitting that hard
January 26, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Cried watching the Lilo & Stitch remake. A movie about losing your parents, your sibling, your pet, and your house, I didn’t remember the cartoon hitting that hard
Every year as the playoffs begin Chris Shula gets a ton of buzz as a HC candidate then the Rams are eliminated because his unit got shredded and they’re all mumbling hmmm uhh maybe next year bud
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Every year as the playoffs begin Chris Shula gets a ton of buzz as a HC candidate then the Rams are eliminated because his unit got shredded and they’re all mumbling hmmm uhh maybe next year bud
Copilot, predict which quarterback prospect will be a Hall of Famer
January 26, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Copilot, predict which quarterback prospect will be a Hall of Famer
Was busy washing the dishes but I was about to post “Seahawks should do that thing where they keep throwing to JSN because no one can cover him” anyway
January 26, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Was busy washing the dishes but I was about to post “Seahawks should do that thing where they keep throwing to JSN because no one can cover him” anyway
Kenneth Walker III was a huge part of how I managed to win my fantasy league with a team of only players who are Jr’s, Sr’s, numbers, or initials
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Kenneth Walker III was a huge part of how I managed to win my fantasy league with a team of only players who are Jr’s, Sr’s, numbers, or initials