Matt (Taylor’s Version)
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Teens are throwing “autism parties” where they fill a big bowl with unlabeled vaccines and take them at random
James Buchanan stans, our time is now
it's wild that trump is arguably the worst president in history (and I think on track to be the definitive worst) and completely independent of that he is also the member of an elite pedophile ring
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
James Buchanan stans, our time is now
Two weeks ago everyone was talking about the Monster Mash. Now? Nothing. Things change in this business so fast
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Two weeks ago everyone was talking about the Monster Mash. Now? Nothing. Things change in this business so fast
Oh my god
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Oh my god
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I still can’t believe the U.S. stopped making pennies with just…no plan. NO PLAN!!!!!! www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Pennies Are Trash Now
The government has no plan for America’s 300 billion pennies.
www.theatlantic.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I still can’t believe the U.S. stopped making pennies with just…no plan. NO PLAN!!!!!! www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
I drank some ginger ale, and now my stomach hurts. It’s usually the other way around… perhaps the cure has been the disease the whole time…
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I drank some ginger ale, and now my stomach hurts. It’s usually the other way around… perhaps the cure has been the disease the whole time…
This wasn’t a favorable look, the Eagles knew this one was coming and baited the Lions into it
2) The fake punt. Nothing crazy like last year's (fun but unsuccessful) speed option fake. Guessing this was called on the field as opposed to from the sideline. Again, this is a really favorable box to run into if you want a yard. And again, Moro Ojomo blows up the play, splitting a double-team.
November 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
This wasn’t a favorable look, the Eagles knew this one was coming and baited the Lions into it
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He's just delightful!
How many clothespins can Jordan Davis put on his teammates without them noticing #shorts
YouTube video by Philadelphia Eagles
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November 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
He's just delightful!
OT Lane Johnson of the Eagles has been ruled out with a foot injury. You heard it here first. The injury is that it fell off
November 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
OT Lane Johnson of the Eagles has been ruled out with a foot injury. You heard it here first. The injury is that it fell off
Vikings essentially had their choice between Sam Darnold, Daniel Jones, and McCarthy, and went with McCarthy
November 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Vikings essentially had their choice between Sam Darnold, Daniel Jones, and McCarthy, and went with McCarthy
Football people like to say they spend months poring over every detail of a potential draftee’s film and even diving deep into their life details, then 3 weeks into the guy playing for them they’re like “woah hey hang on this fella seems to run around a lot?”
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Football people like to say they spend months poring over every detail of a potential draftee’s film and even diving deep into their life details, then 3 weeks into the guy playing for them they’re like “woah hey hang on this fella seems to run around a lot?”
My theory is that the real secret everyone is desperate to keep hidden is that Epstein never had sex with any of these girls, he spent all day emailing other nerds while he made them crunch numbers and do his work as a financial planner so he could take credit for it all
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My theory is that the real secret everyone is desperate to keep hidden is that Epstein never had sex with any of these girls, he spent all day emailing other nerds while he made them crunch numbers and do his work as a financial planner so he could take credit for it all
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points before this unprovoked assault: South Carolina 26, aTm 3
points after this unprovoked assault: South Carolina 4, aTm 30
points after this unprovoked assault: South Carolina 4, aTm 30
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
points before this unprovoked assault: South Carolina 26, aTm 3
points after this unprovoked assault: South Carolina 4, aTm 30
points after this unprovoked assault: South Carolina 4, aTm 30
The picture of “Donald blowing Bubba” is almost certainly an inside joke and not a photo of an actual sex act. He’s either pantomiming a beej (“is this what Monica looked like? lol”) or maybe it’s just a photo at an odd angle that looked funny so everyone kept teasing thin-skinned Donald about it
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The picture of “Donald blowing Bubba” is almost certainly an inside joke and not a photo of an actual sex act. He’s either pantomiming a beej (“is this what Monica looked like? lol”) or maybe it’s just a photo at an odd angle that looked funny so everyone kept teasing thin-skinned Donald about it
My cat set a new record for most tongue left hanging out
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
My cat set a new record for most tongue left hanging out
This is true and also all of my bosses
nothing but extreme unprofitability can save low information normies from AI. they use it every day, they think it's amazing. and if you talk to them about it you'll realize they don't actually believe truth exists. they suffered some defeat they didn't recover from. discernment is painful to them.
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is true and also all of my bosses
It’s shocking to me that she’s the only Republican who smells the blood in the water. Everyone else in DC is lining up to suckle at Donald’s teat but she recognizes he’s a sickly, unpopular lame duck and, however it happens, when he goes there will be a massive power vacuum that she aims to fill
A heartbreaking response
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
It’s shocking to me that she’s the only Republican who smells the blood in the water. Everyone else in DC is lining up to suckle at Donald’s teat but she recognizes he’s a sickly, unpopular lame duck and, however it happens, when he goes there will be a massive power vacuum that she aims to fill
Pretty much everything these two make is gold so this is promising
Paramount Skydance is working on a new Star Trek movie
Paramount Skydance is working on a new Star Trek movie
Jonathan Goldstein and John Francis Daley have been tapped to write and direct the feature.
www.theverge.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Pretty much everything these two make is gold so this is promising
Been a brutal 24 hours for that NYT reporter who went out of her way to stick up for the paper
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Been a brutal 24 hours for that NYT reporter who went out of her way to stick up for the paper
Watching with no sound: aww, he’s hungry!
Rewatching with sound on: 𝕱 𝕰 𝕰 𝕯 𝕳 𝕴 𝕸 𝕹 𝕺 𝖂
Rewatching with sound on: 𝕱 𝕰 𝕰 𝕯 𝕳 𝕴 𝕸 𝕹 𝕺 𝖂
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Watching with no sound: aww, he’s hungry!
Rewatching with sound on: 𝕱 𝕰 𝕰 𝕯 𝕳 𝕴 𝕸 𝕹 𝕺 𝖂
Rewatching with sound on: 𝕱 𝕰 𝕰 𝕯 𝕳 𝕴 𝕸 𝕹 𝕺 𝖂
I automatically block anyone who says something negative about Breezewood, Pennsylvania
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I automatically block anyone who says something negative about Breezewood, Pennsylvania
What’s wrong with the Dolphins uniforms tonight
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
What’s wrong with the Dolphins uniforms tonight
lol I’ll never stop being a CJGJ stan www.reddit.com/r/nfl/commen...
![[Highlight] After being released by the Texans and the Ravens this season, CJ Gardner-Johnson has three sacks and a forced fumble in two games with the Bears](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qaifqqqrxnyrkxp5em33t2vm/bafkreigtjt7ygrd6y52ctrzt4ucwiptw5dh367qnsmuuo6dvsdpfzlqzfi@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
lol I’ll never stop being a CJGJ stan www.reddit.com/r/nfl/commen...
This is just “those people don’t understand how the Senate works.” Someone at the NYT knew what Landon Thomas Jr knew and never allowed it to become public. Feel free to peel back the curtain and explain the mechanics of why that happened but the institutional rot is the story here either way
Reporters covering Trump are not the same reporters assigned to cover the NYC mayor's race. Beat reporters have to develop sources and that takes time so you can't just switch beats with every story. So no, a reporter covering the NYC race is not going to suddenly do a Trump story, and vice versa.
So when Trump is running for president, stories about him are less newsworthy than when Mamdani is running for NYC mayor? Fascinating, continue, you're doing really well.
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This is just “those people don’t understand how the Senate works.” Someone at the NYT knew what Landon Thomas Jr knew and never allowed it to become public. Feel free to peel back the curtain and explain the mechanics of why that happened but the institutional rot is the story here either way
I don’t think Dan Orlovsky is a real person I think he only exists as a test of Mina Kimes’s patience
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I don’t think Dan Orlovsky is a real person I think he only exists as a test of Mina Kimes’s patience
I remember the timeline from the Joe Paterno scandal, we’re at the “Jeffrey Epstein/Jerry Sandusky was innocent actually” stage
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I remember the timeline from the Joe Paterno scandal, we’re at the “Jeffrey Epstein/Jerry Sandusky was innocent actually” stage