Kempe
@d2kemps.bsky.social
38-year-old board gamer and pharmaceutical manufacturer. I also have a TikTok with the same handle.
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Kempe
@d2kemps.bsky.social
· Dec 21
I just got a haircut and couldn't show my barber a picture of what I wanted because it would involve digging through my phone photos. I have now dug through my phone photos to find this picture of a 2-3 fade with 3 finger texture on top.
"I admit I am susceptible to peer pressure. Fortunately, I don't consider any of you to be my peers." ~me to my coworkers.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
"I admit I am susceptible to peer pressure. Fortunately, I don't consider any of you to be my peers." ~me to my coworkers.
Just watched Last Christmas (2019), and it might be my favorite Christmas movie? It's not something I want to show to anyone in my family, which is a huge plus.
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Just watched Last Christmas (2019), and it might be my favorite Christmas movie? It's not something I want to show to anyone in my family, which is a huge plus.
I need a keyboard solution. Some of the key caps on my keyboard have broken off. I am currently pressing on nothing to press Esc and Alt. I would like to fix my keyboard such that I do not run into this problem again rather than just getting a new keyboard that will have this problem soon.
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I need a keyboard solution. Some of the key caps on my keyboard have broken off. I am currently pressing on nothing to press Esc and Alt. I would like to fix my keyboard such that I do not run into this problem again rather than just getting a new keyboard that will have this problem soon.
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Also Harry Potter adults really ought to be ostracised and I mean that with my whole chest because if you can casually support it then that means you’re cool with supporting its creator against trans folks so please go house sort yourself into a bin where you belong.
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Also Harry Potter adults really ought to be ostracised and I mean that with my whole chest because if you can casually support it then that means you’re cool with supporting its creator against trans folks so please go house sort yourself into a bin where you belong.
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It is estimated that 75% of all silent films and half of all films with sound made before 1950 have been lost forever
October 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It is estimated that 75% of all silent films and half of all films with sound made before 1950 have been lost forever
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Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
Puns are bad: the lowest form of humor.
October 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Puns are bad: the lowest form of humor.
One, two guardsmen stand before you (that's what I said now). Guardsmen, guardsmen will implore you (to go ahead now). One speaks truth within his talking (he seems well read now). This one is lying when he's squawking (they're in your head now).
October 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
One, two guardsmen stand before you (that's what I said now). Guardsmen, guardsmen will implore you (to go ahead now). One speaks truth within his talking (he seems well read now). This one is lying when he's squawking (they're in your head now).
If I already have an insatiable list for pickles, do I just die of want if I go on HRT?
October 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If I already have an insatiable list for pickles, do I just die of want if I go on HRT?
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October 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I know I've complained about this on here before, but it bears repeating: why does my car have 4 vaganias?
September 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I know I've complained about this on here before, but it bears repeating: why does my car have 4 vaganias?
U play Modern? I play Post-Modern. Last finals, an Azorius player stripped naked. Rakdos player called a judge cause she didn't want to see her opponent's scars. The judge said they wouldn't allow it, but didn't stop anyone. I don't remember how it ended but it was supposed to teach human nature.
September 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
U play Modern? I play Post-Modern. Last finals, an Azorius player stripped naked. Rakdos player called a judge cause she didn't want to see her opponent's scars. The judge said they wouldn't allow it, but didn't stop anyone. I don't remember how it ended but it was supposed to teach human nature.
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oh hey, Canadians, here's a petition you might want to sign
(i've gone pretty much exclusively to petitions on ourcommons. I suspect the others aren't much more than mailing list nets.)
I like to call this one, "don't tell me what to buy, Mastercard"
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
(i've gone pretty much exclusively to petitions on ourcommons. I suspect the others aren't much more than mailing list nets.)
I like to call this one, "don't tell me what to buy, Mastercard"
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Petition e-6695 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
September 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
oh hey, Canadians, here's a petition you might want to sign
(i've gone pretty much exclusively to petitions on ourcommons. I suspect the others aren't much more than mailing list nets.)
I like to call this one, "don't tell me what to buy, Mastercard"
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
(i've gone pretty much exclusively to petitions on ourcommons. I suspect the others aren't much more than mailing list nets.)
I like to call this one, "don't tell me what to buy, Mastercard"
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
Quality Rep: Hey!
Me: (Immediately on high alert) What's wrong? What's happening?
Quality: Does something need to be wrong for me to say "Hi"?
Me: Yes, usually.
Me: (Immediately on high alert) What's wrong? What's happening?
Quality: Does something need to be wrong for me to say "Hi"?
Me: Yes, usually.
September 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Quality Rep: Hey!
Me: (Immediately on high alert) What's wrong? What's happening?
Quality: Does something need to be wrong for me to say "Hi"?
Me: Yes, usually.
Me: (Immediately on high alert) What's wrong? What's happening?
Quality: Does something need to be wrong for me to say "Hi"?
Me: Yes, usually.
All you can eat sushi! Will it be worth the cost? Probably not!
September 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
All you can eat sushi! Will it be worth the cost? Probably not!
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Meta-mucinex: because nothing should come between your nose and your colon.
August 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Meta-mucinex: because nothing should come between your nose and your colon.
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You know, I hear this flick isn't great, but I'll be damned if they didn't nail the look.
August 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You know, I hear this flick isn't great, but I'll be damned if they didn't nail the look.
Practicing more piano and finding that the piano solo in Take Your Mama by the Scissor Sisters is unhinged. Right as I get Bennie and the Jets down I get a solo that is twice as fast and also plays on top of the guitar solo. I'll get it soon, but right now my fingers are tripping over themselves.
August 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Practicing more piano and finding that the piano solo in Take Your Mama by the Scissor Sisters is unhinged. Right as I get Bennie and the Jets down I get a solo that is twice as fast and also plays on top of the guitar solo. I'll get it soon, but right now my fingers are tripping over themselves.
My "I will not jump in your car" sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign.
August 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My "I will not jump in your car" sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign.
Today, a coworker asked if I wore bow-ties. I told him I didn't because I don't know how to tie them. He was surprised because the everything about me indicated that I would wear bow-ties. He then offered me a wooden bow-tie.
In other news, I am getting a wooden bow-tie.
In other news, I am getting a wooden bow-tie.
July 31, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Today, a coworker asked if I wore bow-ties. I told him I didn't because I don't know how to tie them. He was surprised because the everything about me indicated that I would wear bow-ties. He then offered me a wooden bow-tie.
In other news, I am getting a wooden bow-tie.
In other news, I am getting a wooden bow-tie.
I am playing in a Timespinner tournament! Go to twitch.tv/weffjebster to see me play with my partner Planeswater!
weffjebster - Twitch
some quick pre-race async checkin
twitch.tv
July 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I am playing in a Timespinner tournament! Go to twitch.tv/weffjebster to see me play with my partner Planeswater!
On my way out yesterday, a cicada flew in my front door and screamed.
July 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
On my way out yesterday, a cicada flew in my front door and screamed.