Kempe
@d2kemps.bsky.social
38-year-old board gamer and pharmaceutical manufacturer. I also have a TikTok with the same handle.
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Kempe
@d2kemps.bsky.social
· Dec 21
I just got a haircut and couldn't show my barber a picture of what I wanted because it would involve digging through my phone photos. I have now dug through my phone photos to find this picture of a 2-3 fade with 3 finger texture on top.
I installed Bloodstained. I got to the first equip of the game. My character was stripped down to a bikini. I uninstalled Bloodstained.
January 8, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I installed Bloodstained. I got to the first equip of the game. My character was stripped down to a bikini. I uninstalled Bloodstained.
Hmm, the best action in the game, one of the worst, or a situationally good one. 🤔
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Hmm, the best action in the game, one of the worst, or a situationally good one. 🤔
Part 2 of Mario Party! twitch.tv/d2kemps
December 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Part 2 of Mario Party! twitch.tv/d2kemps
I'm going live with Mario Party with friends for charity! twitch.tv/d2kemps
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I'm going live with Mario Party with friends for charity! twitch.tv/d2kemps
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"I can imagine two Mr. Potato Heads fucking and it being completely serious," - @d2kemps.bsky.social
Bonus:
"Get out the sexy eyes!"- @nullzone.bsky.social
Bonus:
"Get out the sexy eyes!"- @nullzone.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
"I can imagine two Mr. Potato Heads fucking and it being completely serious," - @d2kemps.bsky.social
Bonus:
"Get out the sexy eyes!"- @nullzone.bsky.social
Bonus:
"Get out the sexy eyes!"- @nullzone.bsky.social
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edible hit 20 minutes into it’s a wonderful life, merry christmas you wonderful old building & loan
December 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
edible hit 20 minutes into it’s a wonderful life, merry christmas you wonderful old building & loan
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why did you transition, wrong answers only
to justify my work paying me less than my peers
to justify my work paying me less than my peers
why did you transition, wrong answers only
all the good writing jobs were going to trans people
all the good writing jobs were going to trans people
Why did you transition, wrong answers only
Misandry
Misandry
December 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
why did you transition, wrong answers only
to justify my work paying me less than my peers
to justify my work paying me less than my peers
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why did you transition, wrong answers only
I wanted to get better at Magic the Gathering
I wanted to get better at Magic the Gathering
why did you transition, wrong answers only
to justify my work paying me less than my peers
to justify my work paying me less than my peers
why did you transition, wrong answers only
all the good writing jobs were going to trans people
all the good writing jobs were going to trans people
December 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
why did you transition, wrong answers only
I wanted to get better at Magic the Gathering
I wanted to get better at Magic the Gathering
I know practically nothing about this show.
December 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I know practically nothing about this show.
Bex: How does your mother get so good at poker while being completely oblivious to everything else around her?
Hex: Have you ever met a PHD?
Hex: Have you ever met a PHD?
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Bex: How does your mother get so good at poker while being completely oblivious to everything else around her?
Hex: Have you ever met a PHD?
Hex: Have you ever met a PHD?
"I admit I am susceptible to peer pressure. Fortunately, I don't consider any of you to be my peers." ~me to my coworkers.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
"I admit I am susceptible to peer pressure. Fortunately, I don't consider any of you to be my peers." ~me to my coworkers.
Just watched Last Christmas (2019), and it might be my favorite Christmas movie? It's not something I want to show to anyone in my family, which is a huge plus.
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Just watched Last Christmas (2019), and it might be my favorite Christmas movie? It's not something I want to show to anyone in my family, which is a huge plus.
I need a keyboard solution. Some of the key caps on my keyboard have broken off. I am currently pressing on nothing to press Esc and Alt. I would like to fix my keyboard such that I do not run into this problem again rather than just getting a new keyboard that will have this problem soon.
November 2, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I need a keyboard solution. Some of the key caps on my keyboard have broken off. I am currently pressing on nothing to press Esc and Alt. I would like to fix my keyboard such that I do not run into this problem again rather than just getting a new keyboard that will have this problem soon.
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Also Harry Potter adults really ought to be ostracised and I mean that with my whole chest because if you can casually support it then that means you’re cool with supporting its creator against trans folks so please go house sort yourself into a bin where you belong.
November 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Also Harry Potter adults really ought to be ostracised and I mean that with my whole chest because if you can casually support it then that means you’re cool with supporting its creator against trans folks so please go house sort yourself into a bin where you belong.
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It is estimated that 75% of all silent films and half of all films with sound made before 1950 have been lost forever
October 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It is estimated that 75% of all silent films and half of all films with sound made before 1950 have been lost forever
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Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
October 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Remember folks. The original bluesky ethos by us bluesky elders (apparently I count?) is block and move on.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
Don't quote dunk, don't pick fights.
Block, and move on.
This is what made this site unpalatable to the right early on, and we can continue to make it unpalatable to them.
Puns are bad: the lowest form of humor.
October 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Puns are bad: the lowest form of humor.
One, two guardsmen stand before you (that's what I said now). Guardsmen, guardsmen will implore you (to go ahead now). One speaks truth within his talking (he seems well read now). This one is lying when he's squawking (they're in your head now).
October 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
One, two guardsmen stand before you (that's what I said now). Guardsmen, guardsmen will implore you (to go ahead now). One speaks truth within his talking (he seems well read now). This one is lying when he's squawking (they're in your head now).
If I already have an insatiable list for pickles, do I just die of want if I go on HRT?
October 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
If I already have an insatiable list for pickles, do I just die of want if I go on HRT?
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October 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I know I've complained about this on here before, but it bears repeating: why does my car have 4 vaganias?
September 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I know I've complained about this on here before, but it bears repeating: why does my car have 4 vaganias?