Kempe
@d2kemps.bsky.social
38-year-old board gamer and pharmaceutical manufacturer. I also have a TikTok with the same handle.
He / Him
He / Him
Puns are bad: the lowest form of humor.
October 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Puns are bad: the lowest form of humor.
All you can eat sushi! Will it be worth the cost? Probably not!
September 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
All you can eat sushi! Will it be worth the cost? Probably not!
John Proctor is the Villain was devastating. Not for something happier (maybe).
July 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
John Proctor is the Villain was devastating. Not for something happier (maybe).
I have made it to NYC safely.
July 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I have made it to NYC safely.
This deck just went 7-1 with no bombs (Anafenza never got value)? It just has inevitability with Kishla Village and so many ways to remove opponent's bombs.
April 15, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This deck just went 7-1 with no bombs (Anafenza never got value)? It just has inevitability with Kishla Village and so many ways to remove opponent's bombs.
I don't think I've ever gone 7-0 in limited before. Endrider Spikespitter won more than one game with card advantage and big-butt reach blocking. Howlsquad Heavy creating blockers who can immediately crew vehicles helped too.
February 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I don't think I've ever gone 7-0 in limited before. Endrider Spikespitter won more than one game with card advantage and big-butt reach blocking. Howlsquad Heavy creating blockers who can immediately crew vehicles helped too.
Pattern successfully cut. That was much more intense than I expected. Tomorrow will be cutting (some) fabric.
December 27, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Pattern successfully cut. That was much more intense than I expected. Tomorrow will be cutting (some) fabric.
I just got a haircut and couldn't show my barber a picture of what I wanted because it would involve digging through my phone photos. I have now dug through my phone photos to find this picture of a 2-3 fade with 3 finger texture on top.
December 21, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I just got a haircut and couldn't show my barber a picture of what I wanted because it would involve digging through my phone photos. I have now dug through my phone photos to find this picture of a 2-3 fade with 3 finger texture on top.
This was the fit for Conclave. A wonderful movie worthy of the dress-up.
December 15, 2024 at 4:49 AM
This was the fit for Conclave. A wonderful movie worthy of the dress-up.
Playing So Clover and wrote Hulkling for Universe Crown. They had wikipedia open because they didn't know who Hulkling was and couldn't get it despite it being 4 of the 5 listed aliases.
December 5, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Playing So Clover and wrote Hulkling for Universe Crown. They had wikipedia open because they didn't know who Hulkling was and couldn't get it despite it being 4 of the 5 listed aliases.
Practicing piano on my break and I want someone to tell me how I am supposed to hit all these notes at once.
November 21, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Practicing piano on my break and I want someone to tell me how I am supposed to hit all these notes at once.
This is what you get when you get your destructive dog toys: cheap, easy-to-clean-up mess.
November 21, 2024 at 1:07 AM
This is what you get when you get your destructive dog toys: cheap, easy-to-clean-up mess.
"All I do is stress; I don't need a reason."
September 15, 2024 at 5:15 PM
"All I do is stress; I don't need a reason."
Just got to work and there's a tin of what is probably sewing supplies on the counter?
September 4, 2024 at 9:57 AM
Just got to work and there's a tin of what is probably sewing supplies on the counter?
PSA: When painting historical public figures, you may be tempted to yassify said figures; there is at least one person who should NOT be yassified.
April 14, 2024 at 12:48 PM
PSA: When painting historical public figures, you may be tempted to yassify said figures; there is at least one person who should NOT be yassified.
I assume everyone is posting this, but here are my eclipse photos.
April 8, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I assume everyone is posting this, but here are my eclipse photos.
Seeing Company with @valenti.bsky.social! #KennedyCenter
March 20, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Seeing Company with @valenti.bsky.social! #KennedyCenter
I paid for this app. Sometimes the puzzles are difficult but the hints really help. This hint is not only difficult to understand, but also it's just wrong.
March 19, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I paid for this app. Sometimes the puzzles are difficult but the hints really help. This hint is not only difficult to understand, but also it's just wrong.
This is my start in an Ark Nova game with friends. I'm about to have the most absurd start I've ever seen.
January 27, 2024 at 4:59 AM
This is my start in an Ark Nova game with friends. I'm about to have the most absurd start I've ever seen.
The candy part of Halloween loses all mystique when you have money and lack self-control. Picture of my lunch is unrelated.
October 24, 2023 at 11:45 PM
The candy part of Halloween loses all mystique when you have money and lack self-control. Picture of my lunch is unrelated.