Que Chimba, Cj
@cynicalceezy.bsky.social
Latino nerd from Miami who writes and talks, but not for a living. I like libraries a lot. I can’t roll my Rs, but my Colombian accent is on point
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Que Chimba, Cj
@cynicalceezy.bsky.social
· Dec 24
Sometimes all you need is a tall can of beer and an extreme sports game
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Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.
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The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab
The Washington Post editorial board comes out in favor of the Venezuela attack/operation to capture Maduro
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
The same editorial board described Seattle’s mayor raising taxes to pay for childcare as a totalitarian power grab
I'm playing so much Diablo and Destiny, but you'll know I'm going insane if I decide to play an MMO.
January 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I'm playing so much Diablo and Destiny, but you'll know I'm going insane if I decide to play an MMO.
Trying not to go crazy at work and distracting myself by making a list of video game novels I want to read.
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Trying not to go crazy at work and distracting myself by making a list of video game novels I want to read.
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I really need everyone saying "it can't get worse for Venezuelans than Maduro" to look up what we did to the Philippines under Taft and Chilé under Pinochet.
January 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I really need everyone saying "it can't get worse for Venezuelans than Maduro" to look up what we did to the Philippines under Taft and Chilé under Pinochet.
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Happy birthday to the legendary, genius editor Thelma Schoonmaker! ❤️🎞️❤️
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Happy birthday to the legendary, genius editor Thelma Schoonmaker! ❤️🎞️❤️
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Nintendo Official Magazine UK #134, November 2003 - 'Star Wars: Rebel Strike' Cover.
January 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Nintendo Official Magazine UK #134, November 2003 - 'Star Wars: Rebel Strike' Cover.
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published alongside the hunter s thompson of our times, bill simmons
It remains one of the wildest things in the world that Disney paid late-career Hunter S. Thompson to write despairing columns about the sickening depravity of American empire and, to a slightly lesser extent, Skip Prosser's Wake Forest. www.espn.com/page2/s/thom...
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
published alongside the hunter s thompson of our times, bill simmons
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If you let him get away with this, he’ll do it with Iran and whatever other neocon bugaboos have been lingering around conservative media since Obama first started running. Maybe Greenland but less intense because white. One of them will invariably respond in the mainland U.S. Stop him before then.
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
If you let him get away with this, he’ll do it with Iran and whatever other neocon bugaboos have been lingering around conservative media since Obama first started running. Maybe Greenland but less intense because white. One of them will invariably respond in the mainland U.S. Stop him before then.
Hey Rube is a masterpiece.
It remains one of the wildest things in the world that Disney paid late-career Hunter S. Thompson to write despairing columns about the sickening depravity of American empire and, to a slightly lesser extent, Skip Prosser's Wake Forest. www.espn.com/page2/s/thom...
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Hey Rube is a masterpiece.
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dumbest motherfuckers in miami posting venezuelan flags on instagram and writing "venezuela libre" is sending me.
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 PM
dumbest motherfuckers in miami posting venezuelan flags on instagram and writing "venezuela libre" is sending me.
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joe biden had proof that trump raped children but to be fair he couldn’t really judge him for that because biden himself was working with israel to bomb as many children as possible, so he would have been a hypocrite to come out against crimes against children. his favorite crimes
January 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
joe biden had proof that trump raped children but to be fair he couldn’t really judge him for that because biden himself was working with israel to bomb as many children as possible, so he would have been a hypocrite to come out against crimes against children. his favorite crimes
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Last month, 115 Democrats in the House and 28 in the Senate voted to give Trump $901 billion in military spending.
Dems may stomp their feet about Trump illegally bombing Venezuela and abducting its leader, but if they truly opposed the attack, they wouldn't have voted to fund it.
Dems may stomp their feet about Trump illegally bombing Venezuela and abducting its leader, but if they truly opposed the attack, they wouldn't have voted to fund it.
January 3, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Last month, 115 Democrats in the House and 28 in the Senate voted to give Trump $901 billion in military spending.
Dems may stomp their feet about Trump illegally bombing Venezuela and abducting its leader, but if they truly opposed the attack, they wouldn't have voted to fund it.
Dems may stomp their feet about Trump illegally bombing Venezuela and abducting its leader, but if they truly opposed the attack, they wouldn't have voted to fund it.
Unrelated, but why is she dressed like Kazuma Kiryu here?
Maria Corina Machado in November at the American World Business Forum in Miami promising a “massive privatization program” in Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Unrelated, but why is she dressed like Kazuma Kiryu here?
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[internal monologue]: C’mon, don’t do the hands. Damnit, you did the hands!
Maria Corina Machado in November at the American World Business Forum in Miami promising a “massive privatization program” in Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 4:10 PM
[internal monologue]: C’mon, don’t do the hands. Damnit, you did the hands!
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Man Who Got Shit Together 5 Years Ago Still Viewed As Lovable Fuckup By Friends, Family https://theonion.com/man-who-got-shit-together-5-years-ago-still-viewed-as-l-1819574386/
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Man Who Got Shit Together 5 Years Ago Still Viewed As Lovable Fuckup By Friends, Family https://theonion.com/man-who-got-shit-together-5-years-ago-still-viewed-as-l-1819574386/
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Doral? Really?
Some Venezuelans abroad are celebrating after the US confirmed it captured the country's president, Nicolás Maduro, on Saturday. Video shows crowds dancing, chanting and singing in Doral, Florida, and Santiago, Chile.
Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/3L1rc26
Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/3L1rc26
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Doral? Really?
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So for months they have tried to blame the entire fentanyl crisis on Venezuela and the indictment only mentions cocaine, which they pardoned a different guy for weeks ago
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
So for months they have tried to blame the entire fentanyl crisis on Venezuela and the indictment only mentions cocaine, which they pardoned a different guy for weeks ago
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You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
Vance pushes back and says this was not illegal, arguing "Maduro has multiple indictments in the United States for narcoterrorism. You don't get to avoid justice for drug trafficking in the United States because you live in a palace in Caracas."
January 3, 2026 at 3:19 PM
You don't have to listen to these professional liars who are barely trying. 9 months ago they were saying they were powerless to return a man they illegally sent to an El Salvador gulag because it would violate that country's national sovereignty
The country has been complicit in a genocide in Gaza for years. We don’t care about international law.
January 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
The country has been complicit in a genocide in Gaza for years. We don’t care about international law.
I’m talking about Fallout 3 being released for PS5
I hope it happens this year. I really do.
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I’m talking about Fallout 3 being released for PS5
I hope it happens this year. I really do.
January 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I hope it happens this year. I really do.
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People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.
I can’t believe a country famous for once owning people of color as slaves, putting brown people in concentration camps, and bombing brown kids overseas would do this.
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I can’t believe a country famous for once owning people of color as slaves, putting brown people in concentration camps, and bombing brown kids overseas would do this.
Welcome back Ronald Reagan
January 3, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Welcome back Ronald Reagan