Cyderist
@cyderist.bsky.social
Scattered, lazy, & medium tall. Nice-ish.
80's vintage Chess King shirt, no undershirt and appears to have been pissed on. seems legit.
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
80's vintage Chess King shirt, no undershirt and appears to have been pissed on. seems legit.
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“…by His Own Uncle” as a heightening device isn’t flashy but damn effective.
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
“…by His Own Uncle” as a heightening device isn’t flashy but damn effective.
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Meanwhile, here's an example of the horrendous things found in Hillary Clinton's emails—the only story worth covering for any serious news outlet in 2016, apparently.
This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
November 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Meanwhile, here's an example of the horrendous things found in Hillary Clinton's emails—the only story worth covering for any serious news outlet in 2016, apparently.
This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
This email is also regarding a child who suffered abuse from a grown man.
Question for WH Spox: You've mention the 10k+ documents released regarding Jeffery Epstein. What percent of the total number of the documents, videos & photos that DOJ has related to the Jeffery Epstein does that represent?
November 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Question for WH Spox: You've mention the 10k+ documents released regarding Jeffery Epstein. What percent of the total number of the documents, videos & photos that DOJ has related to the Jeffery Epstein does that represent?
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Trying to piece together footage from the last few months in any coherent way just feels like making a trailer for a horror movie starring the feds...and all things considered, that's probably about where we're at.
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Trying to piece together footage from the last few months in any coherent way just feels like making a trailer for a horror movie starring the feds...and all things considered, that's probably about where we're at.
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So fun that I can’t believe anything I see on the internet is real anymore. What a great future. Good job rich guys.
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
So fun that I can’t believe anything I see on the internet is real anymore. What a great future. Good job rich guys.
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synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 AM
synthetics when someone’s chest is bursting
Patent Idea: Device to provide a living wage and better working conditions for the underpaid workers at the chicken processing facility that produced the frozen meal that gave me diarrhea.
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Patent Idea: Device to provide a living wage and better working conditions for the underpaid workers at the chicken processing facility that produced the frozen meal that gave me diarrhea.
Finally understand why there's so many Pruno technology start-ups.
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Finally understand why there's so many Pruno technology start-ups.
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“They didn’t just walk in chasing one person, they went into multiple rooms asking and looking for teachers while children were present,” Ramirez said. “This is an agency that has gone rogue and it an agency that believes that as long as they can cover their face, they can get away with anything.”
Families "horrified" after daycare teacher pulled out of school by federal agents.
The incident happened in front of parents and children at Rayito de Sol in North Center, a parent said. They believe the employee, who cares for infants, is legally allowed to work in the United State...
www.chalkbeat.org
November 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
“They didn’t just walk in chasing one person, they went into multiple rooms asking and looking for teachers while children were present,” Ramirez said. “This is an agency that has gone rogue and it an agency that believes that as long as they can cover their face, they can get away with anything.”
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"According to police video obtained by the Tribune, Diaz-Torres told officers he had just finished working an 18-hour shift at the ICE holding facility in Broadview and was heading straight to his hotel in Lombard."
‘Doesn’t look good’: ICE agent charged with drunken driving after shift at Broadview detention center
An Immigration and Enforcement agent has been charged with drunken driving after his car crashed after a shift at the Broadview detention center.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"According to police video obtained by the Tribune, Diaz-Torres told officers he had just finished working an 18-hour shift at the ICE holding facility in Broadview and was heading straight to his hotel in Lombard."
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They simply do not give a fuck
Just observed ICE agents transferring detainees between vehicles at Warren Park — city property. This is prohibited.
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
They simply do not give a fuck
Sen. Leahy quietly whispers to no one in particular “No, you go f*ck yourself.” Smiles.
November 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Sen. Leahy quietly whispers to no one in particular “No, you go f*ck yourself.” Smiles.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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2nd in line to the presidency, yet consistently has no idea what’s happening in the country
Q: Just last week a minister was shot directly in the face with a pepper round by a DHS agent that left his face bloodied. Are you concerned that this is a religious freedom issue?
MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
October 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
2nd in line to the presidency, yet consistently has no idea what’s happening in the country
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The replies are not getting this joke
October 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The replies are not getting this joke
Boss: “Make sure when you park, you’re choosing locations that communicate the brand’s family-centric ethos.”
Me: “Way ahead of you.”
Me: “Way ahead of you.”
October 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Boss: “Make sure when you park, you’re choosing locations that communicate the brand’s family-centric ethos.”
Me: “Way ahead of you.”
Me: “Way ahead of you.”
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I didn't get a picture of the best sign I saw today, but I remember what it said:
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I didn't get a picture of the best sign I saw today, but I remember what it said:
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
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15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more.
Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
October 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
15 US states and territories have formed a new Public Health Alliance, which will counter the absence of federal leadership by tracking outbreaks, issuing guidance, buying vaccines and more.
Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
Members of the new alliance include CA, CO, CT, DE, GU, HI, IL, MD, MA, NJ, NY, NC, OR, RI, WA.
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Don't learn things the hard way. I learned that the hard way..
October 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Don't learn things the hard way. I learned that the hard way..
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I want a president who cares more about Chicago and Portland than about Qatar and Argentina. Trump’s “America First” slogan is a sick joke.
October 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I want a president who cares more about Chicago and Portland than about Qatar and Argentina. Trump’s “America First” slogan is a sick joke.
Shameful.
BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)
Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
Follow @heartlandsignal for more.
October 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Shameful.