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Cyderist
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Scattered. lazy. Nice-ish.
The Tiny Pinheads of Comatricha Nigra request your momentary attention.
And yesterday brought me a slime mould, the tiny pinheads of Comatricha nigra in vast profusion in our local Kent woodland. #slimemould #slimemold #fungifriends #naturephotography #myxomycetes #mycology
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Mark Ruffalo Trace Review: Brilliantly dynamic in a sophisticated, thrilling finish punctuated by caramel, toffee, under ripe citrus and vanilla.
February 11, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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We’re onto you, Ring
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
"So oblique as to be opaque" is the mission statement.
February 7, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair
("works" = replies w 1 like)
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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For the past few Bandcamp Fridays I’ve been a little self conscious posting about it, since I haven’t released any new music in awhile. However! People are always super cool and nice and supportive, and I’m very grateful 💚

So pls check out my music. It may not be new, but I’m still very proud of it
Megan Carnes
Megan Carnes. Chicago, Illinois.
megancarnes.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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has anybody gotten confirmation yet from Mike Johnson that he hasn't seen the post?
February 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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Has the staffer been fired? Why is something like that appropriate to be floating around the White House anyway? Again, who was the staffer and have they been fired? We want to know, "most transparent administration ever" (cough bullshit cough)
POLITICO reporting that the White House has now claimed the ape video was an accident and removed it.
February 6, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Two old timey prankster secretly pine for each other

Short-sheeted Rivalry
two shitposting Bluesky mutuals secretly pine for each other

Skeeted Rivalry
Two rare bourbon collectors secretly pine for each other.

Wheated Rivalry.
February 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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NEW: since last year, a pair of "highly trained" feds have been involved in an array of incidents attacking crowds with chemical weapons.

We used public records and open source analysis to identify Edgar Vazquez and Michael Sveum, alongside some other members of their tactical team.

Read more:
Identified: the El Paso BORTAC crew rampaging through the Midwest
One violent duo in particular, U.S. Border Patrol agents Michael Sveum (EZ-2) and Edgar Vazquez (EZ-17), have been frequently seen alongside former commander-at-large Greg Bovino terrorizing crowds wi...
unraveledpress.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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yeah ladies, please smile more while you talk about Epstein
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---

TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 4, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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If you'd told me, a decade ago, that the rising concept of the 'influencer' would one day serve as a transmission belt for the elevation of subliterate clowns seeking to provoke pogroms in exchange for promotional deals with online betting companies, I'd probably have said, "That tracks."
As an influencer, Nick Shirley had struggled to expand his reach. But after a missionary trip pushed him to try a new approach, he caused a sensation with a video claiming to expose fraud at Somali-run day care centers in Minnesota. nyti.ms/45GzJi4
February 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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"Our government is being run by pedophiles!" - @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social

"So if you're concerned about the children, that might be somewhere to start." - @timmiller.bsky.social
February 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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An embarrassment of Skarsgårds
January 14, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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Mr. President sir I’m sorry to report that people hate your shitty wife.
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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How much more Atlantic could the Atlantic be? The answer is none. None more Atlantic.
We’re excited to announce that David Brooks is joining The Atlantic as a staff writer. The Atlantic will be the home for all of his writing, and he will also host a new weekly video podcast that will launch later this spring. www.theatlantic.com/press-releas...
The Atlantic hires David Brooks as a staff writer
New home for his writing, and to launch a video podcast
www.theatlantic.com
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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🚨👑🦫🚨
🎟️🦫TICKETS ON SALE NOW!🦫🎟️

Piper Curda and Bobby Moynihan have a special message just for you…
Hop into the adventure of Pixar’s #Hoppers and secure your seats today on Fandango. Coming to theaters March 6. fandan.co/Hoppers
January 28, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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We need to talk about the rise of "smol bean fascism" where you have all the guns and the immunity but the really scary people are the ones with whistles and phone cameras and they're giving you generational trauma and ptsd by filming you killing people for no reason
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
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I wrote about my childhood friend Alexi Pretti. Please read it and share it and remember him as a human being. @theverge.com
I grew up with Alex Pretti
The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by ICE agents was my childhood best friend.
www.theverge.com
January 27, 2026 at 4:45 PM
If I said you had a beautiful machine, would you rage it against me?
First date idea. I'll bring the machine and you bring the Rage
January 27, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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This is a pet peeve for me, but I do get the anger about “why isn’t the media doing this or that.” It has either been captured by ghouls or is gone. I am begging people to let go of the idea of news industry or media you had when you were younger. let’s all adapt pls: www.moryan.com/on-the-firin...
On the firing of Alan Sepinwall, the scary place we're in, and attempting to de-stupid the media
The past decade or two has not been a good one for members of the media. And it keeps getting worse on a lot of fronts. Cultural coverage in particular has been stomped pretty thoroughly, in dribs and...
www.moryan.com
January 26, 2026 at 9:55 PM
SO MUCH JOY FROM THIS EP!!!!
I needed this so hard today. I could not love these folks more. Thank you, all!
In case the pic hasn’t sold you on the epsiode yet…

It’s our groundbeefing 950th episode with co-host Jason Mantzoukas! Then, Ben Alterman talks all about his upcoming memoir, and Bing Lujo has thoughts on malt shops and jukeboxes.
January 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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Check in with this BRAND NEW instrumental from us!
It's called Peggy Guggenheim!
open.spotify.com/track/6bbU3F...
Peggy Guggenheim
open.spotify.com
January 25, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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By Lying about Alex Pretti's Murder, Kristi Noem Makes Herself a Co-Conspirator In It

www.emptywheel.net/2026/01/25/b...
By Lying about Alex Pretti's Murder, Kristi Noem Makes Herself a Co-Conspirator In It - emptywheel
By lying about how her goons came to murder Alex Pretti, Kristi Noem makes it clear she's part of a conspiracy in his killing.
www.emptywheel.net
January 25, 2026 at 12:45 PM
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A magistrate judge found no probable cause to support arrest warrants for 5 people involved in the St. Paul church protest.

DOJ appealed to the 8th Cir.

That appeal led to this remarkable letter from the Chief Judge of the Minnesota district court…

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
January 24, 2026 at 5:51 PM