cyanogic
@cyanogic.com
🔞(He/Him) Ace left ADHD techie. Anti-blockchain. Anti-federation. Sarcastic, should almost never be taken seriously.
I out-of-context quote-skeet a LOT, if you take it personally that's a you problem!
Why have original skeet when reskeet button do trick
I out-of-context quote-skeet a LOT, if you take it personally that's a you problem!
Why have original skeet when reskeet button do trick
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cyanogic
@cyanogic.com
· Jan 3
weirdos: omg ur ratio is off, u must be an engagement hacker!
me, manually mashing the follow button: oh *you're* funny, you too, oh good info, hot, hot, hot, oh *another* funny person...
me, manually mashing the follow button: oh *you're* funny, you too, oh good info, hot, hot, hot, oh *another* funny person...
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AI boosters are beginning to crash out
November 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
AI boosters are beginning to crash out
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no I will not litigate parks and recreation the day after the biggest electoral fuck we've sent in years
go outside
go outside
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
no I will not litigate parks and recreation the day after the biggest electoral fuck we've sent in years
go outside
go outside
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hey!
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
hey!
boss: why do you ping like that
me:
me:
big fan of using lol at the end of every sentence to indicate that my tone is non hostile lol
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
boss: why do you ping like that
me:
me:
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Relieved that voters resoundingly rejected this fascist bullshit.
Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear.
Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.
Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear.
Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Relieved that voters resoundingly rejected this fascist bullshit.
Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear.
Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.
Angry that we still have at least another year of it, probably another three, and that we're by no means in the clear.
Livid that it all could have been avoided if we had simply not reelected the asshole who tried a coup.
does the rule of three apply if we count the death of cuomo's dreams as the second one?
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
does the rule of three apply if we count the death of cuomo's dreams as the second one?
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It was. :)
Hopefully Cheney dying on voting day is a good omen 🙏
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
It was. :)
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"the genie is out of the bottle"
They are so desperate to normalize this as fast as possible.
All quotes I read from companies "embracing AI" are basically
"please just admit it's here to stay, just admit it, accept it, admit that this is the new normal now. It's here, JUST ACCEPT IT!!!!!"
They are so desperate to normalize this as fast as possible.
All quotes I read from companies "embracing AI" are basically
"please just admit it's here to stay, just admit it, accept it, admit that this is the new normal now. It's here, JUST ACCEPT IT!!!!!"
Coca-Cola's annual Christmas commercial is AI-generated again
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
The company used even fewer people to make it this year
“We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope … The genie is out of the bottle, and you’re not going to put it back in"
(via THR)
November 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"the genie is out of the bottle"
They are so desperate to normalize this as fast as possible.
All quotes I read from companies "embracing AI" are basically
"please just admit it's here to stay, just admit it, accept it, admit that this is the new normal now. It's here, JUST ACCEPT IT!!!!!"
They are so desperate to normalize this as fast as possible.
All quotes I read from companies "embracing AI" are basically
"please just admit it's here to stay, just admit it, accept it, admit that this is the new normal now. It's here, JUST ACCEPT IT!!!!!"
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guys my heart is beginning to feel a twinge of something and i think it's hope
Late night biryani with taxi drivers at Kebab King in Jackson Heights.
October 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
guys my heart is beginning to feel a twinge of something and i think it's hope
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Actively reminding myself that being Senator requires not just good political views but also actual skills like managing a team, negotiating, building partnerships, being smart enough to see things coming like understanding how people might react to your tattoos and past social media posts
October 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Actively reminding myself that being Senator requires not just good political views but also actual skills like managing a team, negotiating, building partnerships, being smart enough to see things coming like understanding how people might react to your tattoos and past social media posts
me: hmm I wonder if there are any historical precedents before COVID we could look into here to see how this kinda thing goes
*checks history*
me: ...oh no
*checks history*
me: ...oh no
The U.S. is experiencing its highest wave of layoffs since 2020, with close to a million workers losing their jobs this year.
October 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
me: hmm I wonder if there are any historical precedents before COVID we could look into here to see how this kinda thing goes
*checks history*
me: ...oh no
*checks history*
me: ...oh no
oh my god put the thesaurus down
October 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
oh my god put the thesaurus down
after being forced to use github copilot at work, it's eye opening to see just how drastic the limits are on the "good" models, how quickly they're gone, and how much it feels like the entire AI business model is built on the "first time is free 😈" principal
October 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
after being forced to use github copilot at work, it's eye opening to see just how drastic the limits are on the "good" models, how quickly they're gone, and how much it feels like the entire AI business model is built on the "first time is free 😈" principal
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Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario
October 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario
🚨🚨🚨 austrian economist alert 🚨🚨🚨
Today in unexpected texts from the college kid
October 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
🚨🚨🚨 austrian economist alert 🚨🚨🚨
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oh is it time to run "USA Deficit Hits Highest Number Ever" articles again
October 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
oh is it time to run "USA Deficit Hits Highest Number Ever" articles again
me when the jira ticket says one thing and the PM says another:
October 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
me when the jira ticket says one thing and the PM says another:
idk maybe this is a fatal flaw of mine but even if you were dumb enough to get a nazi tattoo and not know about it until literally today and you're somehow completely blameless...I *STILL* think that disqualifies you at the very least from the /current/ round of "next elections"
go take a thinker
go take a thinker
October 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
idk maybe this is a fatal flaw of mine but even if you were dumb enough to get a nazi tattoo and not know about it until literally today and you're somehow completely blameless...I *STILL* think that disqualifies you at the very least from the /current/ round of "next elections"
go take a thinker
go take a thinker
"we're proud to proclaim THIS TIME it wasn't us!!!
...don't ask about next time tho"
...don't ask about next time tho"
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"we're proud to proclaim THIS TIME it wasn't us!!!
...don't ask about next time tho"
...don't ask about next time tho"
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Graham Platner gonna come out in three days to show he got the Totenkopf covered up with a Sonnenrad
October 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Graham Platner gonna come out in three days to show he got the Totenkopf covered up with a Sonnenrad
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Platner: It's from a movie I saw I don't know what it means
Reporter: What movie
Platner: Inglorious Basterds, the one where Brad Pitt KILLS Nazis.
Reporter: Who was wearing the symbol
Platner: this interview is over
Reporter: What movie
Platner: Inglorious Basterds, the one where Brad Pitt KILLS Nazis.
Reporter: Who was wearing the symbol
Platner: this interview is over
October 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Platner: It's from a movie I saw I don't know what it means
Reporter: What movie
Platner: Inglorious Basterds, the one where Brad Pitt KILLS Nazis.
Reporter: Who was wearing the symbol
Platner: this interview is over
Reporter: What movie
Platner: Inglorious Basterds, the one where Brad Pitt KILLS Nazis.
Reporter: Who was wearing the symbol
Platner: this interview is over
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For the record, all my BlueSky posts are off the record as per the Retroactive Halligan Act of ‘25.
October 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
For the record, all my BlueSky posts are off the record as per the Retroactive Halligan Act of ‘25.
will no one rid me of this troublesome DNS?
October 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
will no one rid me of this troublesome DNS?
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ME: wouldn’t the kool aid mans glass body shatter before the brick wall busted apart?
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open
October 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ME: wouldn’t the kool aid mans glass body shatter before the brick wall busted apart?
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open
GUY NEXT TO ME: seriously? literally every other urinal was open