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cryptorchid.bsky.social
shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill
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likes talking about games and playing with string

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July 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Oh, FFS, someone who doesn't know that "crypto-" is an affix is trying to quote-dunk me over the handle I came up with ten years ago and have happily explained to anyone asking in good faith, many times.

What a cunt.
July 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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whatever you do, DO NOT post this picture with a caption about how my husband is trying to impose a communist dictatorship. it would break both our hearts
July 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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July 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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“This debate was had a long time ago by people smarter than either of us, my side won, now all that’s left to do is for me to hurt your feelings until you, the objectively wrong one, shuts the fuck up.”
July 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I can’t begin to tell you how incredible localization teams are.

They don’t “just” translate - they rewrite jokes and idioms to recreate the same emotional (or funny) in a different culture and language style, and give invaluable advice on character, regional dialects, and cultural norms
Translation isn't expensive. In fact, it's frequently the biggest return on investment:

For the top 100 grossing movies of all time, 50% of their profits were made outside of English, and they spent less than 1% of their budget on localization.
July 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Seeing a lot of racist pinkwashing bullshit about Muslims and homosexuality and it’s a good time to share how I was on the gay marriage beat for a decade and racist gays never believed me when I shared how US Muslims favored equal LGBT rights (52%) over Christian evangelicals (34%)!
June 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Did u guys know you can just make up little guys in your head and have them do whatever. And you never even have to tell anybody about them.
July 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
boys night
July 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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happy women having sex with robots day for those who celebrate
June 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Hackers had a better understanding of nonbinary characters than most modern self-described "inclusive" Netflix originals
June 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Tech companies only have five ideas: robot slave (actually just human slaves), hallucinatory counter-reality, untaxable money, The Everything App, and Clippy
June 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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“no kink at pride”

your existence is a kink to the fascists who want to murder you. shut the fuck up.
June 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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You can get all Lancer stuff in a bundle at 30% off: itch.io/s/155582/mas...
Massif Press Lancer Collection by Massif Press
A bundle by Massif Press, $112.69 for 9 games
itch.io
June 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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PEGGY HILL: my deck doesn't have any pathetic cards, Cotton. But it does have a little Egyptian orphan boy who overcame the odds and got his college degree. And that boy's name? Exodia
June 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hot take perhaps but I would rather have fewer games if it meant that the games we got were treated like something other than disposable single-use products.
June 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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also not exaggerating lol
June 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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the future of play is madness. hallucinatory barbies tell your child they are the next messenger of god. there is a new furby; sitting in your son's room, it debunks the very concept of time itself. in a stupor, your daughter asks her doll what the capital of texas is. it says "texas city."
I know this makes me sound boomer as hell but I feel so bad for kids these days. This is evil
June 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Girl Literally Wants Food To Be Handed To Her On A Plate

theonion.com/entitle...
June 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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June 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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They've banned Calvin & Hobbes.

Read that again.
How profoundly sad. The kids deprived of reading Calvin and Hobbes are the kids who need them the most. My brother put it best: "We know we’re fucked when they come for your cartoon stuffed tigers."

Let's go sit in the grass and crack open "The Days are Just Packed."
pen.org/magic-tree-h...
‘Magic Tree House’ Author, ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ among hundreds of Tennessee book bans - PEN America
The removals in Tennessee are the result of a growing political movement to control information through book banning.
pen.org
June 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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And before you come at me about how PS is "one of the good ones" ... nah. Fuck that, and fuck him, except maybe actually don't fuck him because he might try to extort you for money and send the internet to destroy your life.

Fucking streamer bros, not even once.

piratesoftware.sucks/summary
PirateSoftware Sucks - Summary
piratesoftware.sucks
June 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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The ECI still needs another half million signatures, and has only a month to go, but the signature rate has dropped off thanks to determined trashing from a guy who openly admits he thinks live service shit is fine.

This is why gaming sucks. Fucking bootlickers.

eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
eci.ec.europa.eu
June 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM