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cryptorchid.bsky.social
shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill
@cryptorchid.bsky.social
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Hey, Jay's followers? Maybe reconsider who you're following. This guy is making wild accusations and putting me on blast to you because he didn't know what my handle means. When my partner tried to back me up, he blocked him for his troubles.

He's clearly happy to lie to make himself feel smug.
July 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Except in this case it doesn't. Crypto- is an English language affix meaning hidden. As in the word cryptic: being of a hidden nature. Or as in cryptorchid, an organism in which the testicles (-orchid) are hidden (crypt-).

You were wrong, and you were a cunt about it.
July 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Pretty sure this guy is just insane, hon. I think it's safe to just point and laugh.
July 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You cared enough to blast me to your thousand followers you fucking jackass.

I replied to you bitching about people bitching about things they're ignorant about because I found it hypocritical. Now you're here bitching about things you're ignorant about.

Again, pot, kettle? You've been introduced
July 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
So you're allowed to quote but I'm not?

You sure do love hypocrisy, don't you?
July 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
You're bitching about people bitching. You're increasing the sum total of vapid, pointless bitching on the internet. You're your own problem.
July 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Might I suggest reading the whole name? Cryptorchidism is the medical term for a male whose balls don't drop. I'm a transsexual man. It's a joke about transsexuality intentionally phrased to evoke the image of a flower in a cemetery. I'm sorry that wordplay is too hard for you to grasp.
July 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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whatever you do, DO NOT post this picture with a caption about how my husband is trying to impose a communist dictatorship. it would break both our hearts
July 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Serving their constituents is their job. They don't get brownie points for it. Anybody who suggests otherwise ought to deserve being used as an *actual* punching bag, frankly.
July 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
If it were a high five then they would be different people's hands and there would be more tone options, like with handshakes: 🫱🏿‍🫲🏻

Somebody's messing with you
July 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Look at the pot calling the kettle black
July 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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“This debate was had a long time ago by people smarter than either of us, my side won, now all that’s left to do is for me to hurt your feelings until you, the objectively wrong one, shuts the fuck up.”
July 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Entire nations rise and fall and pass into obscurity in my brain lol
July 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Almost immediately after this my power went out.

Chat what did they mean by this???
July 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM