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cryptorchid.bsky.social
shadowrun's #1 unpaid shill
@cryptorchid.bsky.social
he/they/it/she/idc | adult

likes talking about games and playing with string

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boys night
July 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
May 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
pretty sure there's a small but dedicated group of people who would be attracted to me based on this Amazon history alone
May 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
local members
April 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Inspired by
March 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Yesterday I saw a bunch of people applauding a support/avoid list that got worse the longer I looked at it. They claimed they did research "all day" but like. We all know Home Depot is vocally supportive of Republicans. Pinterest is literally just an art theft site.
March 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I'm not gonna quote tweet kojima on this one but does anyone else see this fucking cutscene and every time go "why am I watching internal pussy cam footage in this video game?"
February 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"Why would having private accounts be a selling point? Nobody actually uses those!"
February 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Me. The target demographic is me.
February 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
homophobic orb of gender affirmation, what is your wisdom?
February 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
February 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Nancy Mace gave me an idea for a sick ass shirt
February 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"Do you even ever pay any attention to him anymore?"

Bro spends at least 2 hours a day pretending to be a hotdog on a roller with my lap or he starts screaming and crying hwat
February 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
When you honk at me...this is who you're honking at...btw...
February 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Anyways here's my ~super scary and intimidating~ linux desktop crammed with as many frequently-used programs as I could think of

You'll notice that endeavourOS comes with a convenient menu with shortcuts that do 99% of your system maintenance for you, and pretty much everything is just like windows
January 31, 2025 at 3:49 AM
It doesn't have to be this way I promise
January 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM