Crab
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Crab
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she/they

Life is a crabaret ole chum
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Unlike most apps these days, Scrivener does not use AI in any way. However, if you’re on a Mac, you may see an AI prompt.
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Here’s why, and what you can do if you want to remove this: buff.ly/MlAq0rL
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Okay I started reading the mafia romance again. About halfway through now. This shit is so dumb but this

This takes the cake

The gun's trigger is covered in silk?

Dawg. Excuse me.

I'm extremely tempted to reach out to the manu that does customs just to ask what the fuck
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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It’s here! ’The Prince of All Rats’, Fallen London‘s Exceptional Story for November, was written by yours truly. I hope you enjoy the seduction of our self-styled prince!
"May I?" he asks, and he holds out a paw, his claws beckoning. He kisses the back of your hand.

The self-declared Prince of All Rats has the manners, bearing, and ambition to rule – and a personal interest in your acquaintance. Will you help the Fifth City to accept his claim?
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Absolutely the greatest thing to happen to a bookish teen with a sense of drama. '“I didn’t want to say immediately it was me,” he said. “With this photo there is a mystery, so you have to make it last.”'
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Reading some "dark Mafia romance" and I've rolled my eyes about three times per page. I'm on page fifteen. I have a headache.
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Bro is Eric Bittle outside my house? Why TF I hearing Halo

#omgcp
October 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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work work
October 9, 2025 at 10:13 AM
hannibal
you can't be your own therapist (obviously)
or your therapist's therapist (weird, probably unethical)
but you could be your therapist's therapist's therapist
October 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I think the biggest difference between The Internet Then and The Internet Now is how Being Mad Online used to be the one thing you could never admit to, under pain of death, and now, Being Mad Online is a whole career path with a skill tree and an ever-expanding variety of debuffs.
October 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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🦀 the discover crab. she loves exploring and finding new areas
October 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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NEW ‼️ TWINE TEMPLATE:
🗺 DESTINATIONS

a fully customizable template for the sugarcube format, featuring a navigation dropdown

check out the demo and download directly on itch!
gcbaccaris.itch.io/template3
Twine Template ✦ Destinations by Grim Baccaris
a spell from the Twine Grimoire ✦
gcbaccaris.itch.io
August 31, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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here's how Taylor can still be gay
August 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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August 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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jc denton: tell me more about these "lifehacks".

deus ex npc: you can use a hairclip around long wires, like on headphones, to keep them from getting tangled.

jc: human ingenuity is powerful.

deus ex npc: use a pringles can to hold your pasta.

jc: powerful - and dangerous.
August 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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i invite you to pause today’s bad energy & black candles with the fact that preservationists like @borman.bsky.social at the strong museum are not deterred by the video games industry’s present — they’re letting love carry them through the next 100 years

www.gamesradar.com/games/i-visi...
I visited a video game archivist trying to preserve some of the world's most forgotten history against all odds, and sometimes even other gamers
Interview | The Strong Museum is protecting what even some game companies won't keep
www.gamesradar.com
August 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
You either live long enough to become an oomfie or you die an oomfer
August 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The feminine oomfie vs the masculine oomfer
August 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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The most problematic ship? Censorship
July 31, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.
July 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
i wanna keep on dancing at the Pink Poogle Club

#neopets
August 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Tom Lehrer made all of his music 100% public domain so if seeing people sad about his death makes you want to check them out… it’s free. he wanted you to share them.

tomlehrersongs.com
July 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Hello~ I am opening up 3 Slots for 1bit pixel portraits.
• 250px
• drawn from observation
• $250 for single portrait
• $350 for couples
Email me at dripontheinternet@gmail.com with the title “1bit Portrait”

Reposts are GREATLY appreciated 😀
July 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
ok the community management book is really good. Absolute chef kiss. So many things I want to highlight and point out!
July 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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now that i've written a book about community management, i can finally reveal the TRUTH:
July 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Got @victoriatran.bsky.social 's book. BF opened it to the conclusion immediately and honestly the tldr was that much more funny
July 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM