Crab
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Crab
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she/they

Life is a crabaret ole chum
Okay I started reading the mafia romance again. About halfway through now. This shit is so dumb but this

This takes the cake

The gun's trigger is covered in silk?

Dawg. Excuse me.

I'm extremely tempted to reach out to the manu that does customs just to ask what the fuck
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Okay what the fuck Amazon
July 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Found some cross stitching kits my mother had

since she was EIGHT
April 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
FUCK I WAS JOKING
March 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
yo dawg I heard you like wood so we got you some wood (paper) to put on your wood (wood)
March 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
DID THEY LANDLORD SPECIAL OVER A BANDAID???
February 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Back on my bullshit
February 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Don't know if I'm gonna go to insta again so here's this
January 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
this comic but it's doomed yuri of two postal clerks throwing packages and one of em is seasonal
December 10, 2024 at 4:06 PM
HOLY SHIT
October 6, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #311,000!
September 20, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Our love will be written in the textbooks.
#playdate
June 20, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Me when trans day of visibility ends
April 1, 2024 at 4:32 PM