Samus Crankpork
@crankpork.bsky.social
She/her, Elder Millennial
I don't do nearly as much art as I would like to, but I'm trying to do more, or any, really...
I don't do nearly as much art as I would like to, but I'm trying to do more, or any, really...
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If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
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Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
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1) get some leather treatment
2) apply at least two coats to your docs
3) acquire warm boot socks
4) go buy some actual proper winter boots and store the docs until spring
2) apply at least two coats to your docs
3) acquire warm boot socks
4) go buy some actual proper winter boots and store the docs until spring
I’ve been out shoveling in my Docs, so I guess it’s time to repost this.
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
1) get some leather treatment
2) apply at least two coats to your docs
3) acquire warm boot socks
4) go buy some actual proper winter boots and store the docs until spring
2) apply at least two coats to your docs
3) acquire warm boot socks
4) go buy some actual proper winter boots and store the docs until spring
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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Opened my notes app for the first time in awhile and came across this gem.
Good work, past me. I’m proud of you.
Good work, past me. I’m proud of you.
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Opened my notes app for the first time in awhile and came across this gem.
Good work, past me. I’m proud of you.
Good work, past me. I’m proud of you.
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Rewatching “Buffy” with my husband. He said nervously “I know Joss is now known as a piece of shit - please tell me Anthony Stewart Head is a good guy.”
Me, one Google search later: “He’s a staunch ally to the trans community.”
Him: “Oh, thank fuck.”
Me, one Google search later: “He’s a staunch ally to the trans community.”
Him: “Oh, thank fuck.”
November 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Rewatching “Buffy” with my husband. He said nervously “I know Joss is now known as a piece of shit - please tell me Anthony Stewart Head is a good guy.”
Me, one Google search later: “He’s a staunch ally to the trans community.”
Him: “Oh, thank fuck.”
Me, one Google search later: “He’s a staunch ally to the trans community.”
Him: “Oh, thank fuck.”
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Hayley Williams bans transphobes from gigs as she says ‘southern pride’ is no excuse for bigotry
www.thepinknews.com/...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
www.thepinknews.com/...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
Hayley Williams bans transphobes, says 'Southern Pride' is no excuse for bigotry
Hayley Williams has said she hopes bigots feel "uncomfortable" at her shows as she discusses her relationship with the southern states.
www.thepinknews.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hayley Williams bans transphobes from gigs as she says ‘southern pride’ is no excuse for bigotry
www.thepinknews.com/...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
www.thepinknews.com/...
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
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i know i upgrade my gear like this every single time but something about the way benny looked was killing me
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
i know i upgrade my gear like this every single time but something about the way benny looked was killing me
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Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part of you that cringes
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part of you that cringes
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in this scene, the rubbing Indy took of the knight's tomb didn't get wet even after he dived underwater and was swimming around because it was in his inventory
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 4K UHD - Boat Chase | High-Def Digest
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November 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
in this scene, the rubbing Indy took of the knight's tomb didn't get wet even after he dived underwater and was swimming around because it was in his inventory
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I need Valve to pick a lane here cause this is their front page
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I need Valve to pick a lane here cause this is their front page
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sorry to post the other site but i did in fact get his ass (microsoft AI CEO)
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
sorry to post the other site but i did in fact get his ass (microsoft AI CEO)
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fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
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Just pretend there is a witty caption here
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Just pretend there is a witty caption here
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so fucking tired of people saying AI "democratizes" creative skills, it's fucking privatizing it you dumb fuck, they're stealing your creativity from you and selling it back to you at a premium
the ability to draw and write and sing and fucking whatever else came free with your fucking humanity
the ability to draw and write and sing and fucking whatever else came free with your fucking humanity
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
so fucking tired of people saying AI "democratizes" creative skills, it's fucking privatizing it you dumb fuck, they're stealing your creativity from you and selling it back to you at a premium
the ability to draw and write and sing and fucking whatever else came free with your fucking humanity
the ability to draw and write and sing and fucking whatever else came free with your fucking humanity
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not now babe it's infishtructure week
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
not now babe it's infishtructure week
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"do you think that's wise, sir?"
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
"do you think that's wise, sir?"