Samus Crankpork
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Samus Crankpork
@crankpork.bsky.social
She/her, Elder Millennial
I don't do nearly as much art as I would like to, but I'm trying to do more, or any, really...
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December 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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1) get some leather treatment
2) apply at least two coats to your docs
3) acquire warm boot socks
4) go buy some actual proper winter boots and store the docs until spring
I’ve been out shoveling in my Docs, so I guess it’s time to repost this.
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Rise and Shine. 🏵️
November 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Opened my notes app for the first time in awhile and came across this gem.

Good work, past me. I’m proud of you.
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Rewatching “Buffy” with my husband. He said nervously “I know Joss is now known as a piece of shit - please tell me Anthony Stewart Head is a good guy.”

Me, one Google search later: “He’s a staunch ally to the trans community.”

Him: “Oh, thank fuck.”
November 19, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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it's not the greasons yet but I realized this wasnt posted with my art tag yet
#roseart
July 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Hayley Williams bans transphobes from gigs as she says ‘southern pride’ is no excuse for bigotry

www.thepinknews.com/...

#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
Hayley Williams bans transphobes, says 'Southern Pride' is no excuse for bigotry
Hayley Williams has said she hopes bigots feel "uncomfortable" at her shows as she discusses her relationship with the southern states.
www.thepinknews.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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i know i upgrade my gear like this every single time but something about the way benny looked was killing me
November 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part of you that cringes
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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in this scene, the rubbing Indy took of the knight's tomb didn't get wet even after he dived underwater and was swimming around because it was in his inventory
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 4K UHD - Boat Chase | High-Def Digest
YouTube video by High-Def Digest
www.youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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I need Valve to pick a lane here cause this is their front page
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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sorry to post the other site but i did in fact get his ass (microsoft AI CEO)
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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fighting for my life against the persistent and insistent intrusive thought
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Just pretend there is a witty caption here
November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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BIG Challenges 🐊
November 14, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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so fucking tired of people saying AI "democratizes" creative skills, it's fucking privatizing it you dumb fuck, they're stealing your creativity from you and selling it back to you at a premium

the ability to draw and write and sing and fucking whatever else came free with your fucking humanity
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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not now babe it's infishtructure week
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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"do you think that's wise, sir?"
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM