ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid!
@shalamarr.bsky.social
60. She/her. I own ‘alf ze pyramid, plus I write OFMD fics (https://archiveofourown.org/users/Shalamarr/works. I also love “Deadloch”, “Good Omens”, and “WWDITS”.
Stede hears ye! Stede doesn’t care!
January 22, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Stede hears ye! Stede doesn’t care!
All those emails I received from AO3 yesterday, telling me about the new fics I can’t read right now because the site is down for maintenance. Sitting in my inbox. TAUNTING me. “See this? Looks good, doesn’t it? You want it, don’t you? Don’t you? WELL, YOU CAN’T HAVE IT! NYEAHHH!”.
January 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
All those emails I received from AO3 yesterday, telling me about the new fics I can’t read right now because the site is down for maintenance. Sitting in my inbox. TAUNTING me. “See this? Looks good, doesn’t it? You want it, don’t you? Don’t you? WELL, YOU CAN’T HAVE IT! NYEAHHH!”.
There’s a guy on Reddit insisting that David Tennant isn’t all that well known outside of Great Britain. ‘Kay.
January 19, 2026 at 8:57 PM
There’s a guy on Reddit insisting that David Tennant isn’t all that well known outside of Great Britain. ‘Kay.
I’m partway through “Tough Guy”, the third book in Rachel Reid’s “Game Changers” series, and I’m hopelessly in love with Ryan Price. He’s shy, awkward, introverted, and terrified of flying. He’s basically me if I were a 6’7” 31-year-old hockey player.
January 19, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I’m partway through “Tough Guy”, the third book in Rachel Reid’s “Game Changers” series, and I’m hopelessly in love with Ryan Price. He’s shy, awkward, introverted, and terrified of flying. He’s basically me if I were a 6’7” 31-year-old hockey player.
Handsome men must stop making smoking look so hot. Taika and Hudson Williams, I’m looking at you.
January 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Handsome men must stop making smoking look so hot. Taika and Hudson Williams, I’m looking at you.
From one of my (many) #OFMD WIPs. Ed's an unemployed actor who's just had a one-night stand with TV star Jack. His best mate Izzy is Not Pleased, because he doesn't trust Jack. (He's right not to. Jack's definitely the villain of this piece, because I love writing about that dirtbag.) #WIPSnips
January 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I made the mistake of checking out some of the YouTube comments under the #HeatedRivalry trailer, and hoo boy, the hatred makes me so sad. Time to write more about our beloved #OFMD pirates to cleanse my palate, I think.
January 18, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I made the mistake of checking out some of the YouTube comments under the #HeatedRivalry trailer, and hoo boy, the hatred makes me so sad. Time to write more about our beloved #OFMD pirates to cleanse my palate, I think.
Watching “True Lies”, and Jamie Lee doing THAT stunt herself never fails to make me smile. She looked like she was having the time of her life!
January 18, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Watching “True Lies”, and Jamie Lee doing THAT stunt herself never fails to make me smile. She looked like she was having the time of her life!
This story was so lovely and cozy and just delightful!
Do you like Ed and Stede? Do you like cats? Have I got the fic for you!!
Plus @kninjaknitter.bsky.social just made a podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/77693636 🎧
Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/77632781
A gift for @wardrobespierre.bsky.social & betaed by @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social
💖🐱🐈⬛🫶😻
Plus @kninjaknitter.bsky.social just made a podfic: archiveofourown.org/works/77693636 🎧
Read here: archiveofourown.org/works/77632781
A gift for @wardrobespierre.bsky.social & betaed by @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social
💖🐱🐈⬛🫶😻
January 17, 2026 at 6:56 PM
This story was so lovely and cozy and just delightful!
Here’s a late entry for Day 3 of #ofmdjanuaury! “Limitless”, starring Steddyhands, in which Izzy has heard of the new “gay Canadian hockey show” and isn’t impressed. Part of my Izzy’s Hobby” series, and I recommend you read the other entries first. https://archiveofourown.org/works/77777381
January 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Here’s a late entry for Day 3 of #ofmdjanuaury! “Limitless”, starring Steddyhands, in which Izzy has heard of the new “gay Canadian hockey show” and isn’t impressed. Part of my Izzy’s Hobby” series, and I recommend you read the other entries first. https://archiveofourown.org/works/77777381
Vicki Lawrence and Carol Burnett in the sane show, again! My 70s heart is so happy! #PalmRoyale
January 16, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Vicki Lawrence and Carol Burnett in the sane show, again! My 70s heart is so happy! #PalmRoyale
“We drove him to Costa Rica.”
January 15, 2026 at 8:42 PM
“We drove him to Costa Rica.”
Roses are red, pineapple on pizza is a choice
January 14, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Roses are red, pineapple on pizza is a choice
Folks, I’ve been living a lie, and it’s time for me to come clean. One of my hobbies is doing online crossword puzzles that flash when you get an answer right, and whenever I’ve gotten all the letters but one, I try every letter of the alphabet until I get that flash. I hope we can still be friends.
January 14, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Folks, I’ve been living a lie, and it’s time for me to come clean. One of my hobbies is doing online crossword puzzles that flash when you get an answer right, and whenever I’ve gotten all the letters but one, I try every letter of the alphabet until I get that flash. I hope we can still be friends.
I’ve got some amazing new #OFMD swag, including handmade wedding topper figurines from my dear @i-dont-miss.bsky.social! Aren’t they fab?
January 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I’ve got some amazing new #OFMD swag, including handmade wedding topper figurines from my dear @i-dont-miss.bsky.social! Aren’t they fab?
As if I need another reason to adore Hudson Williams. Fuck AI indeed. Say it loud, say it proud. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTbFmjkj1Bc/?igsh=MXJsaWZ1NHI4cjkyaQ==
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
As if I need another reason to adore Hudson Williams. Fuck AI indeed. Say it loud, say it proud. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTbFmjkj1Bc/?igsh=MXJsaWZ1NHI4cjkyaQ==
If this piece of shit (I’m referring to Scott Adams, just to be clear) had chosen to live his life differently, the world would be mourning right now. More than ever, we see how important it is to live your life so that people won’t celebrate when you’re gone.
January 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
If this piece of shit (I’m referring to Scott Adams, just to be clear) had chosen to live his life differently, the world would be mourning right now. More than ever, we see how important it is to live your life so that people won’t celebrate when you’re gone.
Happy birthday to the amazing Alex, who’s as sweet and kind as she is talented (which is saying a LOT). Hope you have the most fab day!
Happy 33rd birthday, me!! 💖🎂✨️ Thank you darlings sooooo much for making younger me's dream of being a full-time artist and living a happy life a reality!! 💖🫂🎂✨️
January 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Happy birthday to the amazing Alex, who’s as sweet and kind as she is talented (which is saying a LOT). Hope you have the most fab day!
Rhea Seehorn giving her #Pluribus cast and crew a shoutout after winning her Golden Globe, including our wonderful @sambaschutte.bsky.social! Love her!
January 12, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Rhea Seehorn giving her #Pluribus cast and crew a shoutout after winning her Golden Globe, including our wonderful @sambaschutte.bsky.social! Love her!
The penultimate chapter of “Daft and Dewy-Eyed Dopes” is here, and there’s going to be DRRRAAAAMMMMAAA! https://archiveofourown.org/works/73893221/chapters/203003631
January 11, 2026 at 9:14 PM
The penultimate chapter of “Daft and Dewy-Eyed Dopes” is here, and there’s going to be DRRRAAAAMMMMAAA! https://archiveofourown.org/works/73893221/chapters/203003631
You can’t tell me that this crossword’s creator isn’t a #HeatedRivalry fan. Plus, look at 52-Down (the clue was “deli offering “).
January 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
You can’t tell me that this crossword’s creator isn’t a #HeatedRivalry fan. Plus, look at 52-Down (the clue was “deli offering “).
I never thought anything would turn me off watching #Shoresy, but the constant Wayne Gretzky dick-riding might just do that. He’s a fucking traitor to Canada. Oh, and his wine sucks.
January 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I never thought anything would turn me off watching #Shoresy, but the constant Wayne Gretzky dick-riding might just do that. He’s a fucking traitor to Canada. Oh, and his wine sucks.
Probably my fic “Moonlight Becomes You”, partly because it’s got Gentlebeard romance, partly because it delves into some supernatural elements, and partly because I got to explore my dark, twisted, nasty side. Mwa-ha-ha. Oh, and there’s art from @adhdedteach.bsky.social!
Poison into positivity; what's your favorite fanwork that you've created for OFMD? Fanart, fanfiction, crafts, we want to see it all! #LongLiveOFMD #AoGVC
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Probably my fic “Moonlight Becomes You”, partly because it’s got Gentlebeard romance, partly because it delves into some supernatural elements, and partly because I got to explore my dark, twisted, nasty side. Mwa-ha-ha. Oh, and there’s art from @adhdedteach.bsky.social!
For folks who’ve been following my “Hammerhead” series, I posted the final entry today (https://archiveofourown.org/works/61808569/chapters/202651716). For folks who’ve been waiting until it was finished, that time has come!
January 9, 2026 at 9:37 PM
For folks who’ve been following my “Hammerhead” series, I posted the final entry today (https://archiveofourown.org/works/61808569/chapters/202651716). For folks who’ve been waiting until it was finished, that time has come!
I spotted a long thread on /r/hockey yesterday about #HeatedRivalry star Hudson Williams being approached by closeted gay athletes. I normally never go near sports subreddits, so I thought “Oh boy, here we go, this’ll be bad.” I dove in anyway. (Cont’d)
January 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I spotted a long thread on /r/hockey yesterday about #HeatedRivalry star Hudson Williams being approached by closeted gay athletes. I normally never go near sports subreddits, so I thought “Oh boy, here we go, this’ll be bad.” I dove in anyway. (Cont’d)