ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid!
@shalamarr.bsky.social
60. She/her. I own ‘alf ze pyramid, plus I write OFMD fics (https://archiveofourown.org/users/Shalamarr/works. I also love “Deadloch”, “Good Omens”, and “WWDITS”.
For #TakeTwoTuesday, and because yesterday was this one's ficaversary, here's another look at "Heavy Petting". It's got Gentlebeard fluff as well as actual fluff provided by three adorable kittens - and, best of all, a podfic from @babykraken.bsky.social! archiveofourown.org/works/51658306
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
For #TakeTwoTuesday, and because yesterday was this one's ficaversary, here's another look at "Heavy Petting". It's got Gentlebeard fluff as well as actual fluff provided by three adorable kittens - and, best of all, a podfic from @babykraken.bsky.social! archiveofourown.org/works/51658306
Here comes the second chapter of “Daft and Dewy-Eyed Dopes”, in which we meet Ed and feast our eyes on @self-induljennt.bsky.social’s fab art. Oh, and a wager begins. #workskin#workskin" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://archiveofourown.org/works/73893221/chapters/193946381#workskin
November 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Here comes the second chapter of “Daft and Dewy-Eyed Dopes”, in which we meet Ed and feast our eyes on @self-induljennt.bsky.social’s fab art. Oh, and a wager begins. #workskin#workskin" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">https://archiveofourown.org/works/73893221/chapters/193946381#workskin
Here it is, at long last - chapter 1 of my #OurFlagMeansPride fic, “Daft and Dewy-Eyed Dopes”. https://archiveofourown.org/works/73893221
We’ll have angst! Pining! Father Bonnet being horrible! Jack being a manipulative asshole! Will there be a happy ending? We’ll see! (Art by the amazing Jenn.)
We’ll have angst! Pining! Father Bonnet being horrible! Jack being a manipulative asshole! Will there be a happy ending? We’ll see! (Art by the amazing Jenn.)
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Here it is, at long last - chapter 1 of my #OurFlagMeansPride fic, “Daft and Dewy-Eyed Dopes”. https://archiveofourown.org/works/73893221
We’ll have angst! Pining! Father Bonnet being horrible! Jack being a manipulative asshole! Will there be a happy ending? We’ll see! (Art by the amazing Jenn.)
We’ll have angst! Pining! Father Bonnet being horrible! Jack being a manipulative asshole! Will there be a happy ending? We’ll see! (Art by the amazing Jenn.)
Here’s my #OFMDFluffvember fic for the last day of Canon Week! It’s “Skirting the Issue” (https://archiveofourown.org/works/73882441), inspired by this delightful art by @ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social! https://bsky.app/profile/ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social/post/3lqtxuxvg5c2u
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Here’s my #OFMDFluffvember fic for the last day of Canon Week! It’s “Skirting the Issue” (https://archiveofourown.org/works/73882441), inspired by this delightful art by @ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social! https://bsky.app/profile/ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social/post/3lqtxuxvg5c2u
How about my thoughts on Archie’s backstory? A fic which I gave the VERY creative title “Archie’s Story”. 😊 #OFMDfluffvember https://archiveofourown.org/works/53604226
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
How about my thoughts on Archie’s backstory? A fic which I gave the VERY creative title “Archie’s Story”. 😊 #OFMDfluffvember https://archiveofourown.org/works/53604226
Here they are - college age Ed and Stede, who loathe each other on sight. Will that loathing last? You’ll find out soon! All the thanks to Jenn, I absolutely adore them!
November 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Here they are - college age Ed and Stede, who loathe each other on sight. Will that loathing last? You’ll find out soon! All the thanks to Jenn, I absolutely adore them!
So, how DID Stede get back to the Revenge after being gut-stabbed by the Spaniards? And did Ed have anything to do with it? (Hint: yes.) I give you “Introduction”: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60326920
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
So, how DID Stede get back to the Revenge after being gut-stabbed by the Spaniards? And did Ed have anything to do with it? (Hint: yes.) I give you “Introduction”: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60326920
This masterpiece has taken its place amongst my #OFMD treasures! Thank you to the wonderful artist (who was it? Please take credit if you’re comfortable doing so) and thank you to the wonderful @dominicburgess.bsky.social for your signature!
October 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This masterpiece has taken its place amongst my #OFMD treasures! Thank you to the wonderful artist (who was it? Please take credit if you’re comfortable doing so) and thank you to the wonderful @dominicburgess.bsky.social for your signature!
And here’s another #TakeTwoTuesday #OFMDFic that had its ficaversary yesterday! “The Secrets That You Keep”: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59586883
October 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
And here’s another #TakeTwoTuesday #OFMDFic that had its ficaversary yesterday! “The Secrets That You Keep”: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59586883
A little late for #TakeTwoTuesday, but what the hell. Here’s an #OFMDFic that had its ficaversary yesterday: “Low Blow”. https://archiveofourown.org/works/51008716
October 22, 2025 at 7:44 AM
A little late for #TakeTwoTuesday, but what the hell. Here’s an #OFMDFic that had its ficaversary yesterday: “Low Blow”. https://archiveofourown.org/works/51008716
Look! Look what the incredible @ghostalservice.bsky.social sent me from the YWMLP raffle! I’m in heaven. (Lis, your embroidery is a fab combo of “Starry Night”, #OFMD, and Peter Pan - I love it so!)
October 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Look! Look what the incredible @ghostalservice.bsky.social sent me from the YWMLP raffle! I’m in heaven. (Lis, your embroidery is a fab combo of “Starry Night”, #OFMD, and Peter Pan - I love it so!)
Here you go!
October 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Here you go!
For #TakeTwoTuesday, and because yesterday was this fic’s third (!) anniversary, here’s “The Cat and the Kraken”. It wasn’t my first fic, or my first attempt at a multi-chapter, but I’m pretty proud of it. https://archiveofourown.org/works/42357216
October 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
For #TakeTwoTuesday, and because yesterday was this fic’s third (!) anniversary, here’s “The Cat and the Kraken”. It wasn’t my first fic, or my first attempt at a multi-chapter, but I’m pretty proud of it. https://archiveofourown.org/works/42357216
Me too, so here’s my contribution to #TaikaTuesday. He’s telling you - yes, YOU - that you’re amazing and the world is a better place because you’re in it.
October 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Me too, so here’s my contribution to #TaikaTuesday. He’s telling you - yes, YOU - that you’re amazing and the world is a better place because you’re in it.
Scary Movie Night with husband and our pals! We might watch “Clown in the Cornfield”, because our daughter worked on it. (The shirt is a lie, by the way. 🧙♀️)
October 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Scary Movie Night with husband and our pals! We might watch “Clown in the Cornfield”, because our daughter worked on it. (The shirt is a lie, by the way. 🧙♀️)
That’s “our” Fernando Frias, director of six #OFMD episodes and murderer of Jim’s father in season one! Depeche Mode is my favourite band! AHHHH!
October 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
That’s “our” Fernando Frias, director of six #OFMD episodes and murderer of Jim’s father in season one! Depeche Mode is my favourite band! AHHHH!
I spotted this post on Reddit … the art style looks very familiar, @pogonr.bsky.social!
October 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I spotted this post on Reddit … the art style looks very familiar, @pogonr.bsky.social!
I did a double take at this crossword puzzle answer …
October 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I did a double take at this crossword puzzle answer …
I got morbidly curious and did a search on AO3 to see if there are any AI-generated #OFMD fics. Bad news: yes. Good news: there’s only 3, the most recent of which is from 2023. But boy howdy, the summary of this one is making me gnash my teeth with rage. (Plus, the fic itself SUUUUCKS.)
October 2, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I got morbidly curious and did a search on AO3 to see if there are any AI-generated #OFMD fics. Bad news: yes. Good news: there’s only 3, the most recent of which is from 2023. But boy howdy, the summary of this one is making me gnash my teeth with rage. (Plus, the fic itself SUUUUCKS.)
I dunno, what’s so attractive about this guy? (Obviously kidding. I’m OBSESSED with Season Two Ed.)
October 2, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I dunno, what’s so attractive about this guy? (Obviously kidding. I’m OBSESSED with Season Two Ed.)
Here’s one I did for #OFMDFluffvember 2024! It’s called “Introduction”, and it’s a short fluffy fic - mostly from Ed’s POV - about Ed laying eyes on Stede for the first time after Stede had been gut-stabbed. https://archiveofourown.org/works/60326920
September 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Here’s one I did for #OFMDFluffvember 2024! It’s called “Introduction”, and it’s a short fluffy fic - mostly from Ed’s POV - about Ed laying eyes on Stede for the first time after Stede had been gut-stabbed. https://archiveofourown.org/works/60326920
AO3 self-recs? I want in!
“Moonlight Becomes You”, my complete work with almost 90,000 words. Ed, a centuries-old witch, falls in love with Stede, a werewolf. But evil lurks in the shadows, eager to tear the lovers apart …
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46449316
“Moonlight Becomes You”, my complete work with almost 90,000 words. Ed, a centuries-old witch, falls in love with Stede, a werewolf. But evil lurks in the shadows, eager to tear the lovers apart …
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46449316
September 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
AO3 self-recs? I want in!
“Moonlight Becomes You”, my complete work with almost 90,000 words. Ed, a centuries-old witch, falls in love with Stede, a werewolf. But evil lurks in the shadows, eager to tear the lovers apart …
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46449316
“Moonlight Becomes You”, my complete work with almost 90,000 words. Ed, a centuries-old witch, falls in love with Stede, a werewolf. But evil lurks in the shadows, eager to tear the lovers apart …
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46449316
For #TakeTwoTuesday, here’s an #OFMD fic I wrote almost exactly two years ago, “Lucky Man”. We’ve got down-bad-immediately Ed and Stede! Fluff! Badmintons being put in their place! https://archiveofourown.org/works/50299756
September 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
For #TakeTwoTuesday, here’s an #OFMD fic I wrote almost exactly two years ago, “Lucky Man”. We’ve got down-bad-immediately Ed and Stede! Fluff! Badmintons being put in their place! https://archiveofourown.org/works/50299756
Here’s an older work for Day 2! Jack is the host of a reality show that used to be Number One, but his numbers are down. A chance encounter could be just what he needs to be popular again … and maybe rediscover the half-decent guy he once was. #OFMDRareShip https://archiveofourown.org/works/49723849
September 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Here’s an older work for Day 2! Jack is the host of a reality show that used to be Number One, but his numbers are down. A chance encounter could be just what he needs to be popular again … and maybe rediscover the half-decent guy he once was. #OFMDRareShip https://archiveofourown.org/works/49723849