ShalamarrAO3 - owner of ‘alf ze pyramid!
@shalamarr.bsky.social
60. She/her. I own ‘alf ze pyramid, plus I write OFMD fics (https://archiveofourown.org/users/Shalamarr/works. I also love “Deadloch”, “Good Omens”, and “WWDITS”.
I gotta say, one of the advantages of being an Old is being able to tell your daughter and her friends "Ooh, I'd love to join you for that three-hour shopping spree, but I need a nap" - and no-one questions you.
November 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I gotta say, one of the advantages of being an Old is being able to tell your daughter and her friends "Ooh, I'd love to join you for that three-hour shopping spree, but I need a nap" - and no-one questions you.
My daughter chose her wedding dress today. Tears might have been shed. 😭
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
My daughter chose her wedding dress today. Tears might have been shed. 😭
Y’know, “Heated Rivalry” is already generating a ton of buzz, and it hasn’t even begun airing yet. And it ain’t because folks are crazy about hockey. Almost as though a series about a gay romance will rack up the numbers, eh David Zaslav?
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Y’know, “Heated Rivalry” is already generating a ton of buzz, and it hasn’t even begun airing yet. And it ain’t because folks are crazy about hockey. Almost as though a series about a gay romance will rack up the numbers, eh David Zaslav?
Just watched “Miss Congeniality” for the first time, and I really wish Benjamin Bratt’s character had ended up with Michael Caine.
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Just watched “Miss Congeniality” for the first time, and I really wish Benjamin Bratt’s character had ended up with Michael Caine.
What’s the opposite of “Oh, bum”? New Zealanders, help me out!
DEADLOCH SEASON TWO COMING TO PRIME VIDEO ON MARCH 20 THE CHAOS LESBIANS ARE BACK
November 11, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What’s the opposite of “Oh, bum”? New Zealanders, help me out!
Same. We once had mice in our house, and not once did those little bastards sew me a ball gown.
i blame disney films for making me believe birds would brush my hair
November 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Same. We once had mice in our house, and not once did those little bastards sew me a ball gown.
Here it is, at long last - chapter 1 of my #OurFlagMeansPride fic, “Daft and Dewy-Eyed Dopes”. https://archiveofourown.org/works/73893221
We’ll have angst! Pining! Father Bonnet being horrible! Jack being a manipulative asshole! Will there be a happy ending? We’ll see! (Art by the amazing Jenn.)
We’ll have angst! Pining! Father Bonnet being horrible! Jack being a manipulative asshole! Will there be a happy ending? We’ll see! (Art by the amazing Jenn.)
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Here it is, at long last - chapter 1 of my #OurFlagMeansPride fic, “Daft and Dewy-Eyed Dopes”. https://archiveofourown.org/works/73893221
We’ll have angst! Pining! Father Bonnet being horrible! Jack being a manipulative asshole! Will there be a happy ending? We’ll see! (Art by the amazing Jenn.)
We’ll have angst! Pining! Father Bonnet being horrible! Jack being a manipulative asshole! Will there be a happy ending? We’ll see! (Art by the amazing Jenn.)
Answering my own question - yes. And our @sambaschutte.bsky.social is amazing in it.
Watching #Pluribus, and is Rhea Seehorn one of the best actors of our time?
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Answering my own question - yes. And our @sambaschutte.bsky.social is amazing in it.
“Casanova McBoner”! 😄
Watching #Pluribus, and is Rhea Seehorn one of the best actors of our time?
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
“Casanova McBoner”! 😄
Ever since reading Enid Blyton books as a kid, I’ve longed to live in a house with secret passageways …
… hey …
Do you think Stede read similar books when he was small and had the same longing? Something silly and whimsical, “just for fun”?
… hey …
Do you think Stede read similar books when he was small and had the same longing? Something silly and whimsical, “just for fun”?
goddddfufdhsglh I miss them so much every single daaaaay
I love smash hit tv series Our Flag Means Death so much.
I love smash hit tv series Our Flag Means Death so much.
🤫 can you keep a secret ☺️
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ever since reading Enid Blyton books as a kid, I’ve longed to live in a house with secret passageways …
… hey …
Do you think Stede read similar books when he was small and had the same longing? Something silly and whimsical, “just for fun”?
… hey …
Do you think Stede read similar books when he was small and had the same longing? Something silly and whimsical, “just for fun”?
Here’s my #OFMDFluffvember fic for the last day of Canon Week! It’s “Skirting the Issue” (https://archiveofourown.org/works/73882441), inspired by this delightful art by @ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social! https://bsky.app/profile/ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social/post/3lqtxuxvg5c2u
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Here’s my #OFMDFluffvember fic for the last day of Canon Week! It’s “Skirting the Issue” (https://archiveofourown.org/works/73882441), inspired by this delightful art by @ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social! https://bsky.app/profile/ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social/post/3lqtxuxvg5c2u
I got my flu shot AND my covid shot today. Please clap. (I’m trying not to remember that when I got the same two-fer last year, it was in happy anticipation of GalaxyCon Columbus. The way things are going, I don’t know if or when I’ll ever attend another U.S. con. 😔)
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I got my flu shot AND my covid shot today. Please clap. (I’m trying not to remember that when I got the same two-fer last year, it was in happy anticipation of GalaxyCon Columbus. The way things are going, I don’t know if or when I’ll ever attend another U.S. con. 😔)
Zohran Mamdani is really attractive. /shallow
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Zohran Mamdani is really attractive. /shallow
As if I needed another reason to love Vince Gilligan.
Vince Gilligan had the 'Pluribus' credits include 'this show was made by humans'
"I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit"
(via Variety)
"I hate AI. AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit"
(via Variety)
November 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
As if I needed another reason to love Vince Gilligan.
This fic is amazing!
I found an draft of a fic for Stede Whump Week 2024 and finally polished it up to publish it. Mind the tags as it's a dark one, but if you're into whump with a happy ending, I'm glad I at least have something new(ish) to share 😅
archiveofourown.org/works/73378566
archiveofourown.org/works/73378566
![One Last Time
[by] AppleTeeth
Summary: Now resigned to his plan to beak Ned Low's record and never touch land again, Ed goes for one last drink in a grimy pub on the outskirts of the Republic. There, he is shocked to find someone he never thought he'd see again...
Rating: Mature
Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Category: M/M
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet
Additional Tags: Kidnapping, Whump, Rape/Non-con Elements
Language: English
Series: ← Previous Work Part 7 of Stede Whump Week 2024](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ig24ghjb47ribr5g74yxozjo/bafkreia5scxhj7i65u7jxk6nb6mx3z3343cuwxguaccvf5bmbb53dw5r4q@jpeg)
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This fic is amazing!
Sheesh. I KNOW they’re rude, BlueSky, that’s why I’m friends with them.
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sheesh. I KNOW they’re rude, BlueSky, that’s why I’m friends with them.
Oh yes, I remember. I’ll never forget. #OFMD
Remember Our Flag Means Death?
I love how it reminded everyone just how Queer and Trans pirates are.
That's why they're the best. And that's why I'm wearing this Trans Pirate pin right now, and always!
nerdyqueer.com
[ #ofmd #trans #queer ]
I love how it reminded everyone just how Queer and Trans pirates are.
That's why they're the best. And that's why I'm wearing this Trans Pirate pin right now, and always!
nerdyqueer.com
[ #ofmd #trans #queer ]
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Oh yes, I remember. I’ll never forget. #OFMD
It is SO sweet!
Heyyy my #TakeTwoTuesday is winding down, even if it hasn’t started yet in some time zones 😂 how about this bit of sweetness, if you’ve not read it?
Pirate pals, may I offer Getting It Right, featuring precious art by @mermaidinn.bsky.social and another pair of teenage lads? T rated, 5.8k, very sweet. Tags and summary below. Hope you enjoy ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/73173711
#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard
archiveofourown.org/works/73173711
#ofmdfic #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It is SO sweet!
How about my thoughts on Archie’s backstory? A fic which I gave the VERY creative title “Archie’s Story”. 😊 #OFMDfluffvember https://archiveofourown.org/works/53604226
November 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
How about my thoughts on Archie’s backstory? A fic which I gave the VERY creative title “Archie’s Story”. 😊 #OFMDfluffvember https://archiveofourown.org/works/53604226
I’ve been working steadily on my #OurFlagMeansPride fic ever since I first talked to the winner in June (thank fuck they have the patience of a saint), and it’s almost done - meanwhile, I can share with you the glorious art I commissioned from the glorious @self-induljennt.bsky.social !(cont’d)
November 3, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I’ve been working steadily on my #OurFlagMeansPride fic ever since I first talked to the winner in June (thank fuck they have the patience of a saint), and it’s almost done - meanwhile, I can share with you the glorious art I commissioned from the glorious @self-induljennt.bsky.social !(cont’d)
It’s true! One of my #OFMD fics is called “Fill My Heart With Song, and Let Me Sing Forevermore”. It’s about Stede suddenly being able to read minds, and one of the first thoughts he hears is a guy bellyaching about how much his balls itch. 😁
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
It’s true! One of my #OFMD fics is called “Fill My Heart With Song, and Let Me Sing Forevermore”. It’s about Stede suddenly being able to read minds, and one of the first thoughts he hears is a guy bellyaching about how much his balls itch. 😁
I’m starting to think I should watch “Heated Rivalry” in November. Thoughts? (I haven’t read the books yet, but I plan to.)
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I’m starting to think I should watch “Heated Rivalry” in November. Thoughts? (I haven’t read the books yet, but I plan to.)
Guys (gn), my husband retired today. We met and fell in love on the job, working for the same company in 1989. This feels weird, but it’s the start of a new era, which is exciting! Right?
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Guys (gn), my husband retired today. We met and fell in love on the job, working for the same company in 1989. This feels weird, but it’s the start of a new era, which is exciting! Right?
Three kids so far at 7:02 pm? Do I have to eat all this candy myself?
*ding dong*
Fuck off, you little shits.
*ding dong*
Fuck off, you little shits.
November 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Three kids so far at 7:02 pm? Do I have to eat all this candy myself?
*ding dong*
Fuck off, you little shits.
*ding dong*
Fuck off, you little shits.