Dutiful Servant
@crabmonster.bsky.social
#1 ranked Invasion of Grenada Re-Enactor 1996-2014
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
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BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
September 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you
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how do you guys feel about beauty
April 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
how do you guys feel about beauty
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twitter sucks ass now but there is an unmistakable cornball quality on this site and I’m not sure if it’s gonna turn the corner or not
April 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
twitter sucks ass now but there is an unmistakable cornball quality on this site and I’m not sure if it’s gonna turn the corner or not
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every day i look at the rectangle and see horrible things
March 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
every day i look at the rectangle and see horrible things
immediate moratorium on “funny” protest signs
April 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
immediate moratorium on “funny” protest signs
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
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You can tell that someone in a band has experimented with LSD if they mention “realms” in a song
April 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You can tell that someone in a band has experimented with LSD if they mention “realms” in a song
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the thing about the democrats are that many of them really ARE that incompetent! but on the other hand, many of them ARE really that evil! at a certain point you realize that fighting over "are they evil or stupid?" doesn't matter when the result is the same.
March 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
the thing about the democrats are that many of them really ARE that incompetent! but on the other hand, many of them ARE really that evil! at a certain point you realize that fighting over "are they evil or stupid?" doesn't matter when the result is the same.
lol the cool millennial blue collar dead-eyed Washington congressperson turned out to be snake, who fucking guessed it
The 10 Dems who voted with Republicans to censure Al Green:
Jared Moskowitz, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Tom Suozzi, Marcy Kaptur, Jim Himes, Chrissy Houlahan, Ami Bera, Ed Case, Jim Costa and Laura Gillen
Jared Moskowitz, Marie Gluesenkamp Perez, Tom Suozzi, Marcy Kaptur, Jim Himes, Chrissy Houlahan, Ami Bera, Ed Case, Jim Costa and Laura Gillen
i will personally donate to and volunteer for any primary challenger to any dem that votes to censure al green
March 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
lol the cool millennial blue collar dead-eyed Washington congressperson turned out to be snake, who fucking guessed it
just got blocked for an incredibly mild critique of democrats, this site is soft as shit, more like Blew Guy if you ask me
March 6, 2025 at 3:54 PM
just got blocked for an incredibly mild critique of democrats, this site is soft as shit, more like Blew Guy if you ask me
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Sadao Hasegawa, 1990
March 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Sadao Hasegawa, 1990
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Dear friend,
Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"
Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?
Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"
Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?
March 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Dear friend,
Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"
Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?
Mr. Trump's coronation last week was a disgrace. As I bowed in protest, I thought to myself "What has become of our nation"
Now it's all up to us. Can you spare $5, $10, or even $20 so I can attend the royal feast to continue the fight?
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These people are your enemies
January 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
These people are your enemies
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that password does not meet our length and complexity requirements, playboy
December 19, 2024 at 8:07 PM
that password does not meet our length and complexity requirements, playboy
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(extremely sid meier's alpha centauri new jersey expansion pack voice)
please don't go
the drones need you
you look up at them
please don't go
the drones need you
you look up at them
December 17, 2024 at 3:09 AM
(extremely sid meier's alpha centauri new jersey expansion pack voice)
please don't go
the drones need you
you look up at them
please don't go
the drones need you
you look up at them
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British dumbass: Ok I’m going to give you the most softball interview of all time, I am only here to do propaganda for you, all you need to do is show a human side to billionaires
Billionaire: *complete silence for 30 seconds, hisses, eyes turn jet black, speaks backwards in Sumerian*
Billionaire: *complete silence for 30 seconds, hisses, eyes turn jet black, speaks backwards in Sumerian*
Good morning to everyone who likes seeing Peter Thiel so so so scared ONLY
December 14, 2024 at 4:21 PM
British dumbass: Ok I’m going to give you the most softball interview of all time, I am only here to do propaganda for you, all you need to do is show a human side to billionaires
Billionaire: *complete silence for 30 seconds, hisses, eyes turn jet black, speaks backwards in Sumerian*
Billionaire: *complete silence for 30 seconds, hisses, eyes turn jet black, speaks backwards in Sumerian*