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Clarence Patton
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Born and raised in Philly, live in Brooklyn...and so, so exhausted.

Si paratus maneres, te ipsum paratum non necesse est.
The convolution of it all. Also, I'm getting real tired of these White folks coming over here to be racist; we have enough home-grown racists - we are full up on em.'
Accused neo-Nazi admits plot to have Santa poison NYC children
Michail Chkhikvishvili, 22, pleaded guilty to soliciting hate crimes and transporting an explosive device. He faces up to 40 years in prison.
gothamist.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Does this say what I think it says? Is there a gas leak in my house?
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I imagine she'll be speaking on what it's like to be the the wife and sister of rapists in addition to now being the Ambassador for another rapist.
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Lindsey Halligan and Karoline Leavitt attend the Men's Singles Final on Day 15 of the 2025 US Open Tennis Championships at the USTA National Tennis Center on Sep 7, sitting as guests in the Rolex Box (part of the Swiss bribery approach in tariff negotiations). Creepy and corrupt at the same time.
November 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️ - also, how is he not still in jail?
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Simon Raymonde from the Cocteau Twins is on @allofitwnyc.bsky.social with Alison Stewart” right now and well...I'm feeling very old.
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
So meta and on the nose.
President Epstein walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground.
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 PM
She prolly rails against "Socialism," she's at a government-run supermarket primarily meant for Active Duty Service Members (she does not appear to have any of the qualifications for Veterans access).

As a member of Congress she makes $174K and has a net worth of $4.25 million. Fuck her.
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
😂😂😂 - it's just so funny 'cuz he has no idea how he really sounds...or maybe he does...
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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The Bari Weiss Newsmaxification of @CBSNews is a sight to behold, and marg brennan seems content to go right along with it
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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@govpritzker.illinois.gov I want you to watch this video of me slammed to the ground- why are you allowing this to happen to people you know are on the right side of history. They tied my hands behind my back and when I asked them to be loosened because I was going numb they said, “STFU.”
at one point, i watched a cook county sheriff’s officer (who appears to be in charge) point out a priest in the crowd.

he and a couple officers then went into the crowd , dragged him into the street, and arrested him.

situation is still tense as crowd jostles with police to get into the street.
November 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Remember when Larry Summers said women don't have the same "intrinsic aptitude" in some fields (STEM) as men?

Yeah.
November 17, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Never forget that just a week ago, Ross Douthat and the NYTimes were asking if women ruined the workplace.
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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It’s sort of clarifying to see him describe this dynamic so directly www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I’m not a big supporter of violence but if the next ten or so strangers to meet Larry Summers just straight-up sucker-punch him in the face I am not going to lose any sleep.
gosh I wonder why they called her peril www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Jesus he's a fucking idiot. I didn't believe it, then my brother-from-another-mother sent me this link with the video...and my sweet Lord. Yes Scotty, the southern border looks like a full-on Nativity Creche...but they're still somehow sneaking into the country...with cattle.
‘Can’t Be Serious’: Trump Official Roasted for Bizarre Take That Migrants Bringing Cattle With Them Are to Blame for Higher Beef Prices
Scott Bessent made a bizarre claim on Sunday Morning Futures with Maria Bartiromo that proved to be a head-scratcher for some on social media.
www.mediaite.com
November 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Every time another one of these stories comes over the transom, Erik Satie's "Variations on a Theme" pops into my head.
Ponzi schemer who got Trump clemency faces 50 years in new fraud
A convicted Ponzi schemer whose 24-year prison term was commuted by Donald Trump in 2021 now faces as much as 50 years behind bars. Read on
financialpost.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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This can’t be said often enough
Remember how Trump said ICE targets “violent criminals?”

Trump’s own DOJ now reports that ONLY 2.5% of the people ICE arrested in Chicago have any criminal history.

That means 97.5% have ZERO criminal record. They were targeted because they were of Latino ethnicity. This is what fascism looks like
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
😂 😂 😂 😂 - won’t someone please think of the health of the leopards?
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
But we're done with a focus on "identity," right Mayor, er, Secretary Petey?
‘Persons Attending Are Subject to Arrest’: Florida Officials Cancel Black Line Dancing Event, Citing Threat to Public Safety. Organizer Says It’s Racial Profiling
"Florida officials abruptly cancel Black Line Dancing event at Flagler County Fairgrounds, sparking outrage over racial profiling accusat...
atlantablackstar.com
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?

HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--

KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.

November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
For some reason, the choice of “O Fortuna” just makes this especially hilarious to me.
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
@nytimes.com be like, "A deep dive into pedophilia makes us #Wistful."
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM