Clarence Patton
@cpattonnyc.bsky.social
Born and raised in Philly, live in Brooklyn...and so, so exhausted.
Si paratus maneres, te ipsum paratum non necesse est.
Si paratus maneres, te ipsum paratum non necesse est.
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Travelers: We would like you to hire more flight controllers, stop planes from colliding and not pack us in like it’s the last train to Auschwitz.
Duffy: Would it kill you guys to put on a fucking tie? Maybe buy a snappy pair of cordovans.
Duffy: Would it kill you guys to put on a fucking tie? Maybe buy a snappy pair of cordovans.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Travelers: We would like you to hire more flight controllers, stop planes from colliding and not pack us in like it’s the last train to Auschwitz.
Duffy: Would it kill you guys to put on a fucking tie? Maybe buy a snappy pair of cordovans.
Duffy: Would it kill you guys to put on a fucking tie? Maybe buy a snappy pair of cordovans.
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This.
Publicize what these people said.
Publicize that they asked soldiers to abide by the Constitution and disobey illegal commands.
The meaning of what's happening with these demands from DJT needs to be crystal clear.
Publicize what these people said.
Publicize that they asked soldiers to abide by the Constitution and disobey illegal commands.
The meaning of what's happening with these demands from DJT needs to be crystal clear.
Again, every elected Democrat needs to put out a video stating exactly what Kelly and the others said. If ever there were a line to draw in the sand, it’s here. The military is not the president’s Praetorian Guard.
“Within the White House, Trump and his lieutenants aren’t planning on letting up…Trump has told some advisers that he wants RICO prosecutions and conspiracy charges leveled against the six Democrats, a source with direct knowledge of the matter tells Zeteo…
zeteo.com/p/how-we-gre...
zeteo.com/p/how-we-gre...
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 PM
This.
Publicize what these people said.
Publicize that they asked soldiers to abide by the Constitution and disobey illegal commands.
The meaning of what's happening with these demands from DJT needs to be crystal clear.
Publicize what these people said.
Publicize that they asked soldiers to abide by the Constitution and disobey illegal commands.
The meaning of what's happening with these demands from DJT needs to be crystal clear.
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ah yes, the people yearn for the dersh
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"
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November 25, 2025 at 10:54 AM
ah yes, the people yearn for the dersh
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BREAKING: Judge rules Lindsey Halligan's appointment was not valid, thus, she had no authority to present the James Comey or Letitia James indictments and the indictments are dismissed without prejudice.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
BREAKING: Judge rules Lindsey Halligan's appointment was not valid, thus, she had no authority to present the James Comey or Letitia James indictments and the indictments are dismissed without prejudice.
People, especially Black people over 40...talk to your PCP to see if you should start taking low-dose aspirin.
Donald Glover Reveals He Suffered a Stroke
Donald Glover shocked fans with a jaw-dropping confession ... revealing a stroke and multiple health scares were the real reasons behind the sudden cancellation of his New World Tour.
www.tmz.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
People, especially Black people over 40...talk to your PCP to see if you should start taking low-dose aspirin.
For real, fuck her.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
For real, fuck her.
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Went ahead and made this since we're in brining season. Why you should or shouldn't brine your turkey.
youtube.com/shorts/LJCyA...
youtube.com/shorts/LJCyA...
The Science of Cooking: When to wet brine, dry brine and NOT brine your turkey
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Went ahead and made this since we're in brining season. Why you should or shouldn't brine your turkey.
youtube.com/shorts/LJCyA...
youtube.com/shorts/LJCyA...
Oh...
Whoever set up a functional gmail style inbox of Epstein's inbox deserves a journalism prize.
jmail.world
jmail.world
Jmail, logged in as jeevacation@gmail.com
You are logged into jeevacation@gmail.com, Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Oh...
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Between this and Sean Duffy and telling us to dress nicer on planes, I think we need fifty New York Times op-eds about the GOP's "scoldy elitism" problem.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Between this and Sean Duffy and telling us to dress nicer on planes, I think we need fifty New York Times op-eds about the GOP's "scoldy elitism" problem.
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Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Sign at the US Military Academy at West Point:
Good to see something working right in this government. I was a little shocked they were instruction people to absolutely, yes, toss frozen turkeys into vats of bubbling oil and use Wagner as the background music.
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Good to see something working right in this government. I was a little shocked they were instruction people to absolutely, yes, toss frozen turkeys into vats of bubbling oil and use Wagner as the background music.
When I read Ryan Lizza's "harvest" sentence, I didn’t just want to yeet my laptop into the sun…I wanted to yeet the entire English language into the sun so that those words could never be written again.
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
When I read Ryan Lizza's "harvest" sentence, I didn’t just want to yeet my laptop into the sun…I wanted to yeet the entire English language into the sun so that those words could never be written again.
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Ryan Lizza is doing Substack the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Ryan Lizza is doing Substack the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
Ruh-roh.
for the visual learners
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Ruh-roh.
So if the Zombie Apocalypse comes the Era of We All Know Too Fucking Much will end, right?
can't believe rfk jr wants to stop me from eating red M&Ms but he'll eat *** out of an ****
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
So if the Zombie Apocalypse comes the Era of We All Know Too Fucking Much will end, right?
Je suis mort. She got Olivia Nuzzi...and then BAM!!!...hit Ryan Lizza with the bank shot.
Well done, Sis. Well done indeed.
Well done, Sis. Well done indeed.
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Je suis mort. She got Olivia Nuzzi...and then BAM!!!...hit Ryan Lizza with the bank shot.
Well done, Sis. Well done indeed.
Well done, Sis. Well done indeed.
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this is some DC comics villain shit
"Countries with state subsidies for abortion, transgender-friendly policies for children, hate speech laws and affirmative action policies will now be considered to be violating human rights under rules imposed at the [US] State Department..."
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
www.forbes.com/sites/maryro...
Abortion And DEI Policies Now Considered Violations Of Human Rights, U.S. Says
The Trump administration has overhauled how the State Department conducts its annual Human Rights Report.
www.forbes.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
this is some DC comics villain shit
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well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
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this man really decorated before his crush came over lmfao
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
this man really decorated before his crush came over lmfao
I swear, none of these people bending the knee, capitulating, pre-complying, or otherwise licking orange taint were raised right: everyone knows you beat a bully’s ass and then they’ll leave you the fuck alone.
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I swear, none of these people bending the knee, capitulating, pre-complying, or otherwise licking orange taint were raised right: everyone knows you beat a bully’s ass and then they’ll leave you the fuck alone.
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MTG has been in Congress since 2020 & is resigning Jan 5, 2026. I just want to point out one thing.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
November 22, 2025 at 2:44 AM
MTG has been in Congress since 2020 & is resigning Jan 5, 2026. I just want to point out one thing.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
She spent 5 years attacking the left & never feared for her life.
She spent 5 weeks mildly critiquing MAGA & the backlash is so severe she is resigning.
5 years vs 5 weeks. That says it all.
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is our new york politicians learning
The Hochul campaign is out with a statement regarding President Trump's disagreement with Rep. Elise Stefanik calling Zohran Mamdani a "jihadist." Comms Director Sarafina Chitika says Trump "nuked her opening argument" in Stefanik's bid for governor
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 AM
is our new york politicians learning
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I don’t know what her next act will be but please keep in mind you do not ever have to hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I don’t know what her next act will be but please keep in mind you do not ever have to hand it to Marjorie Taylor Greene
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The TX-18 seat will be filled by a Dem in a run-off (between 2 Dems) on 1/31/26. The special election in TX-7 is 12/2/25. The special in NJ-11 is 4/16/26. If both NJ-11 (likely) and TX-7 (stretch) go Dem, then in April the chamber will be 218-216 until MTG's seat is filled
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The TX-18 seat will be filled by a Dem in a run-off (between 2 Dems) on 1/31/26. The special election in TX-7 is 12/2/25. The special in NJ-11 is 4/16/26. If both NJ-11 (likely) and TX-7 (stretch) go Dem, then in April the chamber will be 218-216 until MTG's seat is filled
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The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
Queens men meet — Queens Daily Eagle
The first man from Queens to be elected president and the first Queens resident to be elected mayor of New York City met for the first time in the Oval Office on Friday.
queenseagle.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.