Clarence Patton
@cpattonnyc.bsky.social
Born and raised in Philly, live in Brooklyn...and so, so exhausted.
Si paratus maneres, te ipsum paratum non necesse est.
Si paratus maneres, te ipsum paratum non necesse est.
For real, fuck her.
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
For real, fuck her.
Je suis mort. She got Olivia Nuzzi...and then BAM!!!...hit Ryan Lizza with the bank shot.
Well done, Sis. Well done indeed.
Well done, Sis. Well done indeed.
November 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Je suis mort. She got Olivia Nuzzi...and then BAM!!!...hit Ryan Lizza with the bank shot.
Well done, Sis. Well done indeed.
Well done, Sis. Well done indeed.
I swear, none of these people bending the knee, capitulating, pre-complying, or otherwise licking orange taint were raised right: everyone knows you beat a bully’s ass and then they’ll leave you the fuck alone.
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I swear, none of these people bending the knee, capitulating, pre-complying, or otherwise licking orange taint were raised right: everyone knows you beat a bully’s ass and then they’ll leave you the fuck alone.
Nah, ya' see Mayor Swagger, Trump had you all up on his shit...Mamdani had Trump all up on his shit.
It ain't the same, my Brother.
It ain't the same, my Brother.
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Nah, ya' see Mayor Swagger, Trump had you all up on his shit...Mamdani had Trump all up on his shit.
It ain't the same, my Brother.
It ain't the same, my Brother.
@nytimes.com not beating the allegations: he wasn't planning on poisoning just Jewish kids. His plan was to supply poisoned candy to Jewish Schools AND also for Santa Claus to give out the poisoned candy to Black and Brown kids.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/n...
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
@nytimes.com not beating the allegations: he wasn't planning on poisoning just Jewish kids. His plan was to supply poisoned candy to Jewish Schools AND also for Santa Claus to give out the poisoned candy to Black and Brown kids.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/n...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/n...
I imagine she'll be speaking on what it's like to be the the wife and sister of rapists in addition to now being the Ambassador for another rapist.
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I imagine she'll be speaking on what it's like to be the the wife and sister of rapists in addition to now being the Ambassador for another rapist.
🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ - also, how is he not still in jail?
November 17, 2025 at 7:54 PM
🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️ - also, how is he not still in jail?
She prolly rails against "Socialism," she's at a government-run supermarket primarily meant for Active Duty Service Members (she does not appear to have any of the qualifications for Veterans access).
As a member of Congress she makes $174K and has a net worth of $4.25 million. Fuck her.
As a member of Congress she makes $174K and has a net worth of $4.25 million. Fuck her.
November 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
She prolly rails against "Socialism," she's at a government-run supermarket primarily meant for Active Duty Service Members (she does not appear to have any of the qualifications for Veterans access).
As a member of Congress she makes $174K and has a net worth of $4.25 million. Fuck her.
As a member of Congress she makes $174K and has a net worth of $4.25 million. Fuck her.
😂😂😂 - it's just so funny 'cuz he has no idea how he really sounds...or maybe he does...
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
😂😂😂 - it's just so funny 'cuz he has no idea how he really sounds...or maybe he does...
😂 😂 😂 😂 - won’t someone please think of the health of the leopards?
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
😂 😂 😂 😂 - won’t someone please think of the health of the leopards?
For some reason, the choice of “O Fortuna” just makes this especially hilarious to me.
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
For some reason, the choice of “O Fortuna” just makes this especially hilarious to me.
@nytimes.com be like, "A deep dive into pedophilia makes us #Wistful."
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
@nytimes.com be like, "A deep dive into pedophilia makes us #Wistful."
There seems to be "type" at ICE-is and BPE.
November 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
There seems to be "type" at ICE-is and BPE.
Orange Flush dumps Marjorie Three Names...if those two crazy kids can’t make it…what hope have we?
Also “hottest country?” Like, is that a thing? Is that like being the sexiest country alive? Where is Jonathan Bailey? I mean, I look into his eyes and see nations, so...
Also “hottest country?” Like, is that a thing? Is that like being the sexiest country alive? Where is Jonathan Bailey? I mean, I look into his eyes and see nations, so...
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Orange Flush dumps Marjorie Three Names...if those two crazy kids can’t make it…what hope have we?
Also “hottest country?” Like, is that a thing? Is that like being the sexiest country alive? Where is Jonathan Bailey? I mean, I look into his eyes and see nations, so...
Also “hottest country?” Like, is that a thing? Is that like being the sexiest country alive? Where is Jonathan Bailey? I mean, I look into his eyes and see nations, so...
I hate shit like this. Got this in the mail and thought to myself "Self, you're Black; you live in the nation, you like empowerment, and you like funding. But you've never heard of the 'National Black Empowerment Fund.' Self, you are slacking."
1/6
1/6
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I hate shit like this. Got this in the mail and thought to myself "Self, you're Black; you live in the nation, you like empowerment, and you like funding. But you've never heard of the 'National Black Empowerment Fund.' Self, you are slacking."
1/6
1/6
Sweet squishy Black Baby Jesus!!!!
Todd Blanche basically out here saying "Nah, I'm not really corrupt, I'm incompetent AF."
Todd Blanche basically out here saying "Nah, I'm not really corrupt, I'm incompetent AF."
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sweet squishy Black Baby Jesus!!!!
Todd Blanche basically out here saying "Nah, I'm not really corrupt, I'm incompetent AF."
Todd Blanche basically out here saying "Nah, I'm not really corrupt, I'm incompetent AF."
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
OK, "yipes" to Larry Summers' wife emailing sweet notes to Jeffrey Epstein about "Lolita" and stuff...7 years ago...12 years after he pleaded guilty to soliciting prostitution from a minor.
And if you're wondering what Miss Thing is up to now, whelp check out her Wikepedia and ASU bio pages.
And if you're wondering what Miss Thing is up to now, whelp check out her Wikepedia and ASU bio pages.
November 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
OK, "yipes" to Larry Summers' wife emailing sweet notes to Jeffrey Epstein about "Lolita" and stuff...7 years ago...12 years after he pleaded guilty to soliciting prostitution from a minor.
And if you're wondering what Miss Thing is up to now, whelp check out her Wikepedia and ASU bio pages.
And if you're wondering what Miss Thing is up to now, whelp check out her Wikepedia and ASU bio pages.
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Again...just wait.
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Again...just wait.
For real for real...how gross do you have to be for Epstein to think that you're remarkably gross?
November 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
For real for real...how gross do you have to be for Epstein to think that you're remarkably gross?
This is exactly the kind of messaging that should've been coming from the Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumers and it's a goddamned shame that it's coming first from the former Chair of the RNC.
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is exactly the kind of messaging that should've been coming from the Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumers and it's a goddamned shame that it's coming first from the former Chair of the RNC.