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I defend the public in Portland.
Ball don’t lie.
Ball don’t lie.
Guy who ran on his deal-making prowess doesn’t want to help Americans make good deals on insurance
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Guy who ran on his deal-making prowess doesn’t want to help Americans make good deals on insurance
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Mamdani is going to implement Shakuhachi law. Everyone will have to learn to play a traditional Japanese flute.
Mamdani is going to implement Sriracha law. Everyone will have to slather hot sauce on their scrambled eggs
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mamdani is going to implement Shakuhachi law. Everyone will have to learn to play a traditional Japanese flute.
Washington County District Attorney Kevin Barton and his disgraced former lieutenant and campaign manager Bracken McKey are accused of suborning perjury, falsifying evidence, and hiding the truth in this murder case.
I wish I were surprised, but Washington County’s history is rich with these cases.
I wish I were surprised, but Washington County’s history is rich with these cases.
Prosecutors accused of withholding evidence, coercing witnesses in 2009 Beaverton murder case
Lawyers allege Washington County prosecutors failed to disclose key evidence in case against Nicholas Sias
www.oregonlive.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Washington County District Attorney Kevin Barton and his disgraced former lieutenant and campaign manager Bracken McKey are accused of suborning perjury, falsifying evidence, and hiding the truth in this murder case.
I wish I were surprised, but Washington County’s history is rich with these cases.
I wish I were surprised, but Washington County’s history is rich with these cases.
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My tears have been my food day and night, while they continually say to me, “Where is your God?” (Psalm 42:1-3)
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My tears have been my food day and night, while they continually say to me, “Where is your God?” (Psalm 42:1-3)
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This is creepy and weird and flying beneath the radar. The Russian asset guy who totally fabricated a story to attack Biden during the campaign and got six years for it was secretly released from prison months ago, and no one can say why or where he is.
newrepublic.com/post/202897/...
newrepublic.com/post/202897/...
FBI Informant Who Lied About the Bidens Covertly Released From Jail
Alexander Smirnov pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI and was sentenced to six years in jail.
newrepublic.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This is creepy and weird and flying beneath the radar. The Russian asset guy who totally fabricated a story to attack Biden during the campaign and got six years for it was secretly released from prison months ago, and no one can say why or where he is.
newrepublic.com/post/202897/...
newrepublic.com/post/202897/...
Just a quick land war in sub-Saharan Africa, in and out by Christmas.
Trump says we are preparing to invade Nigeria. Apparently that’s what voters said they wanted in the exit polls. Trump: “We’re going to do things to Nigeria that Nigeria’s not gonna be happy about. Guns-a-blazin!”
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Just a quick land war in sub-Saharan Africa, in and out by Christmas.
SNAP was the scariest diet plan I ever had. I lived on various combinations of canned beans, frozen vegetables, and whatever protein the grocery store was most desperate to sell.
I weighed everything so that I knew its calorie content. I knew I wouldn’t die, but I lost 65 pounds in 8 months.
I weighed everything so that I knew its calorie content. I knew I wouldn’t die, but I lost 65 pounds in 8 months.
"What should poor people be allowed to eat?" seems to be a burning question for those who aren't poor, have never been poor, and can afford to eat what they like, but want to keep poor people from eating anything that tastes really good. "No fresh meat," said Iowa, a few years ago.
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
SNAP was the scariest diet plan I ever had. I lived on various combinations of canned beans, frozen vegetables, and whatever protein the grocery store was most desperate to sell.
I weighed everything so that I knew its calorie content. I knew I wouldn’t die, but I lost 65 pounds in 8 months.
I weighed everything so that I knew its calorie content. I knew I wouldn’t die, but I lost 65 pounds in 8 months.
When did Art Laffer get put in charge of the Washington Post Editorial Board?
Are you people fucking kidding me with this shit @washingtonpost.com www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 AM
When did Art Laffer get put in charge of the Washington Post Editorial Board?
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my wife: we have to wear what we died in for eternity!?
st. peter: that’s right
me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say
st. peter: that’s right
me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say
March 20, 2024 at 6:02 PM
my wife: we have to wear what we died in for eternity!?
st. peter: that’s right
me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say
st. peter: that’s right
me: [from the back end of our horse costume] what’d he say
change one letter, ruin a candy.
100 gland
100 gland
change one letter, ruin a candy.
gun dip
gun dip
change one letter, ruin a candy.
sugar rabies
sugar rabies
October 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
change one letter, ruin a candy.
100 gland
100 gland
There’s a reason that when we talk about the most unjust punishments we think about the criminalization of food theft.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
There’s a reason that when we talk about the most unjust punishments we think about the criminalization of food theft.
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The majesty of the law is that it forbids the rich and poor alike from stealing bread.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The majesty of the law is that it forbids the rich and poor alike from stealing bread.
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HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions — not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.
October 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions — not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.
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in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
in Demolition Man, Sylvester Stallone plays a supercop from the violent 1990s frozen in time and sent to the future. He winds up fighting a group of terrorists until he realizes they're just trying to steal food, at which point he refuses to continue attacking them
Q: Quick followup, do you actually expect people to believe that you don’t have an opinion about a minister being shot in the face by DHS? Or are you just joshing?
Q: Just last week a minister was shot directly in the face with a pepper round by a DHS agent that left his face bloodied. Are you concerned that this is a religious freedom issue?
MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
MIKE JOHNSON: I can't comment on any of those instances. I haven't seen or heard any of those videos
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Q: Quick followup, do you actually expect people to believe that you don’t have an opinion about a minister being shot in the face by DHS? Or are you just joshing?
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DHS's position is now that if they, the government, take too long to process your work permit renewal application and you have to stop working and lose your job, well, deal with it, that's just the price of security.
Federal Register notice here: public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2025-19702.pdf
Federal Register notice here: public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2025-19702.pdf
public-inspection.federalregister.gov
October 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
DHS's position is now that if they, the government, take too long to process your work permit renewal application and you have to stop working and lose your job, well, deal with it, that's just the price of security.
Federal Register notice here: public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2025-19702.pdf
Federal Register notice here: public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2025-19702.pdf
14 minutes in the thing I’m noticing the most is that Shaedon Sharpe keeps making heads up defensive plays.
October 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
14 minutes in the thing I’m noticing the most is that Shaedon Sharpe keeps making heads up defensive plays.
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all of this petulant whining and childish tantrum throwing and conspiracy-mongering is so unbecoming. just say “the tattoo was bad judgment but it does not take away his commitment to public service and we will make whatever amends we can.” maybe it will work, maybe it won’t.
October 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
all of this petulant whining and childish tantrum throwing and conspiracy-mongering is so unbecoming. just say “the tattoo was bad judgment but it does not take away his commitment to public service and we will make whatever amends we can.” maybe it will work, maybe it won’t.
Sonics legend Kevin Durant
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sonics legend Kevin Durant
I hope she’s okay
Her lawyer’s gonna EAT
Her lawyer’s gonna EAT
#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator"
3 cops on a 53 yo woman.
October 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I hope she’s okay
Her lawyer’s gonna EAT
Her lawyer’s gonna EAT
Good news: nobody can ever be disqualified from a presidential race for being “unpresidential”
Bad news: nobody can ever be disqualified from a presidential race no matter how far they are from “presidential”
Bad news: nobody can ever be disqualified from a presidential race no matter how far they are from “presidential”
October 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Good news: nobody can ever be disqualified from a presidential race for being “unpresidential”
Bad news: nobody can ever be disqualified from a presidential race no matter how far they are from “presidential”
Bad news: nobody can ever be disqualified from a presidential race no matter how far they are from “presidential”
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
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