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I defend the public in Portland.
Ball don’t lie.
Ball don’t lie.
Add Sec. Chavez-DeRemer to the list of folks who’ve adopted the President’s approved gender presentation.
Here she is at her confirmation hearing (looking how she looked in OR politics):
Here she is at her confirmation hearing (looking how she looked in OR politics):
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Add Sec. Chavez-DeRemer to the list of folks who’ve adopted the President’s approved gender presentation.
Here she is at her confirmation hearing (looking how she looked in OR politics):
Here she is at her confirmation hearing (looking how she looked in OR politics):
Seriously, let me go back to 1974 and dump a bottle of gin on this damn napkin.
October 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Seriously, let me go back to 1974 and dump a bottle of gin on this damn napkin.
Absolutely beclowning themselves. Since 1975 the number of people living in poverty in America has gone up. But the rate is pretty steady - between 10 and 15%. (1/8 is 12.5%, pretty much exactly the historic norm)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nu...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nu...
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Absolutely beclowning themselves. Since 1975 the number of people living in poverty in America has gone up. But the rate is pretty steady - between 10 and 15%. (1/8 is 12.5%, pretty much exactly the historic norm)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nu...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nu...
October 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sick, where can I apply to join?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Anyone?
September 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Sick, where can I apply to join?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Anyone?
Anyone?
I’ve said this before, but my granddad, who gave maxed-out, Christmas-card-list contributions to GWB would be spinning in his grave if he hadn’t been cremated.
The strutting machismo of American fascism is as empty as Mussolini’s and more morally bankrupt for defacing a nearly 250-year old republic
The strutting machismo of American fascism is as empty as Mussolini’s and more morally bankrupt for defacing a nearly 250-year old republic
September 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’ve said this before, but my granddad, who gave maxed-out, Christmas-card-list contributions to GWB would be spinning in his grave if he hadn’t been cremated.
The strutting machismo of American fascism is as empty as Mussolini’s and more morally bankrupt for defacing a nearly 250-year old republic
The strutting machismo of American fascism is as empty as Mussolini’s and more morally bankrupt for defacing a nearly 250-year old republic
Not to draw an equivalence between anti-Jewish and anti-Arab racism - hate against each has a lengthier history than I’m qualified to recount. But the groups share a linguistic and ethnic history, and racism against them each is particularly suspect.
August 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Not to draw an equivalence between anti-Jewish and anti-Arab racism - hate against each has a lengthier history than I’m qualified to recount. But the groups share a linguistic and ethnic history, and racism against them each is particularly suspect.
This detail is new to me. This might be a jurisdictional difference, but in my State every single jail or prison call that isn’t to or from a pre-registered attorney’s phone number is recorded. This seems really bizarre:
July 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This detail is new to me. This might be a jurisdictional difference, but in my State every single jail or prison call that isn’t to or from a pre-registered attorney’s phone number is recorded. This seems really bizarre:
Is granddad high again
June 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Is granddad high again
The pride of Northern State University, Mount Marty College, South Dakota State University, and the University of South Dakota, folks. She was apparently a Member of Congress getting internship credit before she got her BA in political science, where she I guess she missed the day on the Magna Carta
May 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The pride of Northern State University, Mount Marty College, South Dakota State University, and the University of South Dakota, folks. She was apparently a Member of Congress getting internship credit before she got her BA in political science, where she I guess she missed the day on the Magna Carta
Yes, you did watch an amazing episode of the West Wing where beloved character actor Pete Postlethwaite explained that this would be spectacularly illegal, on top of the obvious operational security problems, terrible optics, and absolutely porcine graft.
May 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yes, you did watch an amazing episode of the West Wing where beloved character actor Pete Postlethwaite explained that this would be spectacularly illegal, on top of the obvious operational security problems, terrible optics, and absolutely porcine graft.
Honestly surprising to see this level of competition, given the benefits to both the Spurs and the Blazers to losing this game.
Neither is gonna catch TOR, the last 4 games could move POR from 9 to as high as 12 or 13… and losing to SA would have had them tied* at 8.
*SA won the season series 3-1
Neither is gonna catch TOR, the last 4 games could move POR from 9 to as high as 12 or 13… and losing to SA would have had them tied* at 8.
*SA won the season series 3-1
April 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Honestly surprising to see this level of competition, given the benefits to both the Spurs and the Blazers to losing this game.
Neither is gonna catch TOR, the last 4 games could move POR from 9 to as high as 12 or 13… and losing to SA would have had them tied* at 8.
*SA won the season series 3-1
Neither is gonna catch TOR, the last 4 games could move POR from 9 to as high as 12 or 13… and losing to SA would have had them tied* at 8.
*SA won the season series 3-1
His logic is:
A. The left want to destroy Elon
B. So they say he is a Nazi
C. So the left are evil (circular)
Counterpoint:
A. If it steps like a goose, it’s probably a goose
B. A Nazi salute is a Nazi salute even if you say it was ironic
C. Wanting Nazis out of power is always a good thing
A. The left want to destroy Elon
B. So they say he is a Nazi
C. So the left are evil (circular)
Counterpoint:
A. If it steps like a goose, it’s probably a goose
B. A Nazi salute is a Nazi salute even if you say it was ironic
C. Wanting Nazis out of power is always a good thing
March 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
His logic is:
A. The left want to destroy Elon
B. So they say he is a Nazi
C. So the left are evil (circular)
Counterpoint:
A. If it steps like a goose, it’s probably a goose
B. A Nazi salute is a Nazi salute even if you say it was ironic
C. Wanting Nazis out of power is always a good thing
A. The left want to destroy Elon
B. So they say he is a Nazi
C. So the left are evil (circular)
Counterpoint:
A. If it steps like a goose, it’s probably a goose
B. A Nazi salute is a Nazi salute even if you say it was ironic
C. Wanting Nazis out of power is always a good thing
Unhinged.
An absolute sliding door.
Nixon’s Madman Theory suggested that a President could seek advantage by appearing willing to do anything.
This man is actually starting a trade war with our largest trading partner, closest ally, and neighbor across the world’s longest unguarded border.
An absolute sliding door.
Nixon’s Madman Theory suggested that a President could seek advantage by appearing willing to do anything.
This man is actually starting a trade war with our largest trading partner, closest ally, and neighbor across the world’s longest unguarded border.
March 12, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Unhinged.
An absolute sliding door.
Nixon’s Madman Theory suggested that a President could seek advantage by appearing willing to do anything.
This man is actually starting a trade war with our largest trading partner, closest ally, and neighbor across the world’s longest unguarded border.
An absolute sliding door.
Nixon’s Madman Theory suggested that a President could seek advantage by appearing willing to do anything.
This man is actually starting a trade war with our largest trading partner, closest ally, and neighbor across the world’s longest unguarded border.
DOJ lawyers are going to spend the next several years getting really tired of seeing this tweet
February 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
DOJ lawyers are going to spend the next several years getting really tired of seeing this tweet
There was some actual social change related to the 2020 protests - the NBA allowed players space to replace their names with (limited, approved) slogans, the NFL allowed players to add similar (more limited) slogans to their helmets. 1/3
February 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
There was some actual social change related to the 2020 protests - the NBA allowed players space to replace their names with (limited, approved) slogans, the NFL allowed players to add similar (more limited) slogans to their helmets. 1/3
Good to know that the Law and Order party is all about…
Yeah, yeah, we need a new joke.
Yeah, yeah, we need a new joke.
February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Good to know that the Law and Order party is all about…
Yeah, yeah, we need a new joke.
Yeah, yeah, we need a new joke.