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I defend the public in Portland.
Ball don’t lie.
But the district seems into it? It’s mostly very very rural, but much of it is close to I-5. It’s got a few thousand people who care about timber, a few thousand who care about guns, a few thousand who care about immigration. Dialing in the right issue positions is what’s worked for 25 years.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
All that to say that Gluesenkamp Perez’s weird politics sort of fits. From the outside she seems borderline incoherent, eating at the political equivalent of the Pizza Hut salad bar, missing any central thesis. Real vision is scary!
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
When Baird was replaced by Jaime Herrera Beutler (a Republican who voted with her party 90% of the time) nobody was much surprised. She lasted 6 terms, before eventually coming in third in the 2022 primary, after she became one of 10 House Members to vote to impeach Trump (post 1/6/21).
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Vancouver is some truly cursed political turf. I worked for the Democratic Party there in 2006, and Dems did great… but I had to spend a lot of time jockeying between Senators Cantwell and then-Rep. Brian Baird, who was notoriously moderate and just wouldn’t stop talking trash about the Party.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
These do sound like the kinds of things you would say though
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Good… for future plaintiffs?
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Add Sec. Chavez-DeRemer to the list of folks who’ve adopted the President’s approved gender presentation.

Here she is at her confirmation hearing (looking how she looked in OR politics):
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
R: “give us that bag of marshmallows”
D: “okay, but we want you to stop pooping your pants all the time”
R: “if you give us the marshmallows right now we will poop your pants too”
D: “are you alright?”
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
As a public defender, if any of my clients went out and said something in public so obviously opposed to their interests in the case I’d:
A) beg them to stop
B) get absolutely clobbered in court
C) be horribly embarrassed
D) all of the above
November 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I still carry the card with me everywhere I go. I never want to forget what that was like.

I was a single young man and hunger warped my life.

I can’t imagine how much more I would have lost if I were feeding a kid, too. Or what else I would have done to keep good food in front of them.
November 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Seriously, let me go back to 1974 and dump a bottle of gin on this damn napkin.
October 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Since 1975, grocery prices in the US have gone up an average of 3.5% per year.

In 1975 the federal minimum wage was $2.10. It went up to $3.80 in 1990, $5.85 in 2007, and the current minimum of $7.25 in 2009.

Wonder why more people need supplementary food support?
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Absolutely beclowning themselves. Since 1975 the number of people living in poverty in America has gone up. But the rate is pretty steady - between 10 and 15%. (1/8 is 12.5%, pretty much exactly the historic norm)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nu...
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 AM