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Slim Shouty
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Out bisexual USCG vet. Shouty.

Weird dork with background in CS, electronic warfare, and nuclear deterence. Queer history obsessive.

The cat is Gizmo. He's a menace.
Says guy from Politico
January 25, 2026 at 4:00 AM
So it's not training or experience. Being a murderous thug is the point.

At no point have they said, "No, this was bad." This is what they want.
January 24, 2026 at 10:55 PM
The default assumption that your presence means the people around you want to murder you is something else.
Noem: This looks like a situation where an individual arrived at the scene to inflict maximum damage on individuals and to kill law enforcement.
January 24, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Voicing any support for ICE and DHS is increasingly politically radioactive. Reps in swing districts had better learn this quickly.
DHS signed its own death warrant today
January 24, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Reposted by Slim Shouty
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
"He will target queer people and make me money," is all this person needed to hear.

Thoughts and prayers.
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I feel bad for the bottle of piss
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
A 1,000 simulations of a meal consisting of a nuggie, a bit of broccoli and a tortilla. These are not the words of a real human person.
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
People should not be advocating use of chemical weapons.
Maine's strongest weapon against ICE. One sip and they'll all flee.
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Reposted by Slim Shouty
For my @xtramagazine.com column this month, I wrote about the simultaneous mainstream media erasure of Renee Good's queerness and the right wing amplification of it as a post hoc justification for her murder. xtramagazine.com/power/activi...
Renee Nicole Good’s queerness isn’t an aside—it’s a key part of her story | Xtra Magazine
We can’t ignore the misogyny and homophobia baked into Good’s killing—and erasing her wife does just that
xtramagazine.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I'm here for this brand of positive Dem messaging.
It has come to my attention that yet again many Dems think that Mamdani is the only one doing anything.

This is the second week of my new series proving that wrong.

youtu.be/RKeizw9LvHs
1/2
Colorful Clothes Feel too Happy
YouTube video by Ariella Elm
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January 13, 2026 at 1:28 AM
This is a clip from an animated Cabbage Patch Kids movie
i think we might be underrating a bit how much of an uncanny-valley problem Vance in particular is going to have by 2028
JD Vance: "America has a bit of a Somali problem"
January 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Killing queer people is okay, though.
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Reposted by Slim Shouty
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
VEEP absolutely stuck the landing.
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 1:34 AM
People forget that Gandolfini did his promotional appearances for the final season in a "Love is Love" tee.
i was the only home whose cable didn’t go out when the sopranos finale aired and it showed tony looking up and seeing two guys walk into the restaurant holding hands. then it cut back to tony shrugging, which you have to understand in 2007 was a very powerful statement
January 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Obviously, start with "Solo" and experience their joy watching the original films and instantly knowing where he got his blaster and why they called him Solo.
Starting an adult with Andor is crazy. Imagine hearing about the Emperor in meetings and then three or four movies later you find out he looks a thousand years old and shoots lightning out of his little T Rex arms.
Showing my partner Star Wars for the first time and we’re starting with Andor. It’s amazing how every other TV show in this universe is like “look at these little guys” and Tony Gilroy said “There is COINTELPRO in Space.”
January 2, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Verse is cool, sure, but you still have to negotiate who's having tacos for dinner and who's having beef broth.
i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 31, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Hell ya! Let's get the war elephant discourse going.

Get in, loser. We're going some place unhinged.
I always tell students if you ask a good question the article will write itself
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
When you're talking like this, either the bartender calls a cab or your caretaker ushers you put of the common area.
Trump on the ballroom: "It's bigger than I told you. It's, you know -- after realizing we're gonna do the inauguration in that building, it's got all bulletproof glass, it's got all drone, they call it drone-free roof. It's dronessss -- won't touch it. It's a big beautiful safe building."
December 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Great, so now I have to be a bisexual housewife to a widower and his kids while hosting the ghost of his dead wife who's questioning her sexuality.
Welp I'm underpaying Bob Cratchit
December 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Well, I guess it's a good time to put all my money into canned food and shotgun shells.
December 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
In LAX, I heard a deep voice coming from over my head. It was Brad Garrett on his cell phone.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Incorrect. Nachos are a casserole.
Settle a debate for me. I maintain that Nachos are pasta. @ndgree.bsky.social thinks they’re pizza.
December 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
"May The Fork Be With You: a Star Trek Experience"

They'll come in to rage and stay for the Tribble Picata.
December 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM