Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️
coprolithic.bsky.social
Coprolithic 💩🪨🗺️
@coprolithic.bsky.social
GIS wonk occasionally kidnapped by archaeologists, palaeontologists and fish people. Photographer, knapper, and all weather cyclist in a city reputed to be winter 11 months per year.

#GIS #archaeology #climate #cycling #yegbike #yegdt #cats #photography
Pinned
So, I used the same likeness on the bird site, which I left quite a while ago. I'm also present on the Proboscidian site, which has a certain charm to me because it reminds me of the old BBS days. But I understand this one has been taking off too, and figured I'd give it a try.
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If there's one thing consistent about the Conservative Party of Canada, it's that they've since their inception snivelled "that's UNDEMOCRATIC" about anything that represents the majority of Canadians who want nothing to do with them.
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Absolutely WILD that the development of sofrware proceeded with so little heed to record-keeping that 52 year old source code is a major archaeological trove that requires special tools to gain access to, like it's a treasure room in a sealed royal tomb from 3500 years ago.
Bell bottom-era tape unearthed, could contain lost piece of Unix history

www.theregister.com/2025/11/07/u...

It might have the first-ever version of UNIX written in C

<- by me on @theregister.com
52 year old data tape could contain Unix history
: It might have the first-ever version of UNIX written in C
www.theregister.com
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Have Netflix and want to check out the game I'm working on? Download the app at playspiritcrossing.com and sign into your Netflix account, it's free with your subscription and there's an all new starting tutorial as of TODAY which is what I've been working on for the last month+! #gamedev #cozyGames
November 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Updating a bunch of building and road features for Humanitarian OpenStreetmap, and I just updated a tile where everything is mapped wrong in some significant way. It's like someone didn't even know what a city looks like. After a while, I started to wonder, "Wait. Was this mapped by #AI?"
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Go ICE, get diced.
[P] This one is smaller, but...with ~57% of the results in, it looks like Fred Harran, the incumbent MAGA ICE-collaborator sheriff in Bucks County (my home county), is getting trounced.

Inject this directly into my aorta.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.

Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.

[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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[Exit Clown.]
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The sheer irony of this loser running for city council on a "Clean up the City" slogan, spamming the public spaces of the ward with his signs, and then never coming to pick up all of his litter after the election. #yegcc

(No relation to Sir Patrick Stewart.)
November 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Who did this?!
November 1, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Operation Total Recall is a website with information on how to start and track the recall process for every MLA that voted in favour of Bill 2. #ableg #abpoli #cdnpoli
Operation Total Recall — Organize Local Recall Campaigns
Grassroots hub to organize riding-by-riding recall efforts for the 44 Alberta MLAs who supported using the Notwithstanding Clause against not just teachers, but all Alberta workers. Find your MLA, joi...
operationtotalrecall.ca
October 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The autistic experience of having someone try to walk all over you, then demand that you fix things.
October 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I am joining the War on Autism, on the side of Autism.
October 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I am joining the War on Autism, on the side of autism.
September 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Map programs have started doing this thing where I will choose a route and once I start driving they change my route to save a truly trivial amount of time based upon absolutely dog shit traffic predictions. 1/
the nyt posts this stuff like avoiding AI for 48 hours is hard and meanwhile i have literally never once intentionally used an AI program for anything ever
October 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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113 st bike lane is 95 percent rideable to Kingsway road.

All intersections are painted. There is a small gap in the MUP near the Lions centre.

#yegbike
October 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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And today I learned that in 1962 the BBC let Jaquetta Hawkes imagine the archaeology of apocalyptic Britain. As a short film 👀10/10 Will weird your day youtu.be/c8yEIe69M4k?...
1962: What Was Britain Like Before the Apocalypse? | Monitor: The Lonely Shore | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I was wondering how the hell you accidentally get a Nazi tattoo and then I heard it was in Croatia and suddenly it made sense.

(Not figuring it out or doing anything about it in the intervening years is definitely a choice though.)
October 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
You know, I love high speed rail, but if there was just a train running between Edmonton and Calgary, and it didn't suck, I would actually not hate going to Calgary. 1/?
October 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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wow, which common vaccine was it?
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
When I was a kid, there was this other kid who was a total shit-for-brains and proud of it who blacked out from huffing CO2 and soiled himself. He did it because someone who he didn't like told him not to huff it "because it would get him really high". He was able to learn that this was a bad idea.
October 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s another lovely morning of the worst people in Edmonton being deeply offended.
October 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I am deeply annoyed with what has happened at the White House. You do not go picking this fight and then deny us of the honour. We would've taken it down with ceremonial reverence. There would have been a piper. And not this... shit.
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Edmonton's municipal election shows that all of the folks complaining about bike lanes existing in Facebook comments sections are either nowhere near as numerous as they present themselves, or the sorts of folks who can't be bothered to vote. #yegcc
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM