Cool Zoner
@coolzoner.bsky.social
nothing bad can happen it can only good happen
Wishing John Fetterman a very quick and speedy fall again you fucking oaf and split your mellon fucking head open like an egg this time.
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Wishing John Fetterman a very quick and speedy fall again you fucking oaf and split your mellon fucking head open like an egg this time.
Goon a movie
Goon With the Wind
Goon With the Wind
Goon a movie
Live and Let Goon
Live and Let Goon
Goon a movie
“Goon, Where’s My Car?”
“Goon, Where’s My Car?”
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Goon a movie
Goon With the Wind
Goon With the Wind
If you sincerely think that the upside to the Dems caving is that we're going to finally get that final vote needed to release the Epstein files without any kind of rat fuckery, I have a bridge to sell you.
Seriously though, somebody buy this thing. It's heavy af and I just don't have the ROOM.
Seriously though, somebody buy this thing. It's heavy af and I just don't have the ROOM.
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If you sincerely think that the upside to the Dems caving is that we're going to finally get that final vote needed to release the Epstein files without any kind of rat fuckery, I have a bridge to sell you.
Seriously though, somebody buy this thing. It's heavy af and I just don't have the ROOM.
Seriously though, somebody buy this thing. It's heavy af and I just don't have the ROOM.
You wanna talk about Schumer Derangement Syndrome? How about we talk about the other SDS? How's that Still Defending Schumer syndrome working for you, centrists? We still think it was a good plan to cave so Congress could go on vacation?
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You wanna talk about Schumer Derangement Syndrome? How about we talk about the other SDS? How's that Still Defending Schumer syndrome working for you, centrists? We still think it was a good plan to cave so Congress could go on vacation?
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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The Democratic caucus trying to stop Chuck Schumer from agreeing to a CR with a nationwide abortion ban attached
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The Democratic caucus trying to stop Chuck Schumer from agreeing to a CR with a nationwide abortion ban attached
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I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
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Schumer had to surrender before the bell
BREAKING
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Schumer had to surrender before the bell
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Years ago in Toronto, a mayor named John Tory voted with opposition councillors while giving his supporting councillors "cheat sheets" telling them to vote the opposite way. Chuck Shumer has voted "no" while getting some Democratic senators to vote for his preferred "yes" with the Republicans.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Years ago in Toronto, a mayor named John Tory voted with opposition councillors while giving his supporting councillors "cheat sheets" telling them to vote the opposite way. Chuck Shumer has voted "no" while getting some Democratic senators to vote for his preferred "yes" with the Republicans.
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Let’s be clear: Chuck Schumer is the one ending this shutdown, no matter how the votes read.
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Let’s be clear: Chuck Schumer is the one ending this shutdown, no matter how the votes read.
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
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So just to be clear, the arc of this evening went:
- it’s not happening, you’re stupid to believe this is happening
- okay so they’re talking about it, but it’s not actually going to happen
- okay so it’s happening and here’s why that’s good, actually
- it’s not happening, you’re stupid to believe this is happening
- okay so they’re talking about it, but it’s not actually going to happen
- okay so it’s happening and here’s why that’s good, actually
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So just to be clear, the arc of this evening went:
- it’s not happening, you’re stupid to believe this is happening
- okay so they’re talking about it, but it’s not actually going to happen
- okay so it’s happening and here’s why that’s good, actually
- it’s not happening, you’re stupid to believe this is happening
- okay so they’re talking about it, but it’s not actually going to happen
- okay so it’s happening and here’s why that’s good, actually
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everyone's a brainwashed rube, except for me: a man that has an ready, reflexive excuse for every one of the leadership's endless fuckups.
November 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
everyone's a brainwashed rube, except for me: a man that has an ready, reflexive excuse for every one of the leadership's endless fuckups.
The ACA changes would have been nice, but they'll settle for the optics. Enough polling now shows that Republicans own the shutdown. Now Dems will be content with letting people lose their insurance knowing it will drive people to the polls and they can shrug their shoulders and say "we tried."
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The ACA changes would have been nice, but they'll settle for the optics. Enough polling now shows that Republicans own the shutdown. Now Dems will be content with letting people lose their insurance knowing it will drive people to the polls and they can shrug their shoulders and say "we tried."
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A thing I like to do as the Sleepytime Bear is blast 40,000 watts of fluorescent light right before bed
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A thing I like to do as the Sleepytime Bear is blast 40,000 watts of fluorescent light right before bed
More like Too Many CROOKS amiright?!
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
More like Too Many CROOKS amiright?!
Man I was expected one of those kids to just get absolutely mollywhopped.
November 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Man I was expected one of those kids to just get absolutely mollywhopped.
I'd rather have goat meat than pig anuses but maybe that's just me.
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I'd rather have goat meat than pig anuses but maybe that's just me.
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What do you mean scolding voters and trying to convince us that the adult thing to do is sacrifice trans people and abet some war crimes abroad, for instance, didn’t work???
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
What do you mean scolding voters and trying to convince us that the adult thing to do is sacrifice trans people and abet some war crimes abroad, for instance, didn’t work???
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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My partner pointed out that it’s important to remember how many bureaucrats live in VA, for context
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My partner pointed out that it’s important to remember how many bureaucrats live in VA, for context
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A Dershowitz bag lunch special capping a day that started with Cheney dying and saw Mamdani win would have to go down as the first good day of year
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
A Dershowitz bag lunch special capping a day that started with Cheney dying and saw Mamdani win would have to go down as the first good day of year
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me: simply getting dressed
my zipper:
my zipper:
RIP, dick
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
me: simply getting dressed
my zipper:
my zipper: