Cool Zoner
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nothing bad can happen it can only good happen
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MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I Have No Mouth And I Must Call In Sick To Blowjob Factory
The only people upset with Mamdani are MAGA and Blue MAGA.
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The only people upset with Mamdani are MAGA and Blue MAGA.
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Everyone loves Jesse Welles the Guthrie-esque protest singer but don't sleep on Jesse Welles the Nirvana-esque screamer covering Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvc7...
WELLES - Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings - 3/31/2017 - Paste Studios, New York, NY
YouTube video by Paste Magazine
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November 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Everyone loves Jesse Welles the Guthrie-esque protest singer but don't sleep on Jesse Welles the Nirvana-esque screamer covering Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvc7...
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A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene
The party can burn in hell
The party can burn in hell
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene
The party can burn in hell
The party can burn in hell
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Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
November 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out.
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that
Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent
Classic "leopard meets face" moment
MTG: “.. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. .. The man I supported and helped get elected.”
@mediaite.com #GA14
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@mediaite.com #GA14
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November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Classic "leopard meets face" moment
Okay, I'm really not a big "give Trump a stupid nickname" guy. I'm not calling him Drumpt, or Humpty Drumfy, or TACO or any of that libbed out shit.
But Donica Lewinsky? That shit's just too good.
But Donica Lewinsky? That shit's just too good.
November 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Okay, I'm really not a big "give Trump a stupid nickname" guy. I'm not calling him Drumpt, or Humpty Drumfy, or TACO or any of that libbed out shit.
But Donica Lewinsky? That shit's just too good.
But Donica Lewinsky? That shit's just too good.
Wishing John Fetterman a very quick and speedy fall again you fucking oaf and split your mellon fucking head open like an egg this time.
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Wishing John Fetterman a very quick and speedy fall again you fucking oaf and split your mellon fucking head open like an egg this time.
Goon a movie
Goon With the Wind
Goon With the Wind
Goon a movie
Live and Let Goon
Live and Let Goon
Goon a movie
“Goon, Where’s My Car?”
“Goon, Where’s My Car?”
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Goon a movie
Goon With the Wind
Goon With the Wind
If you sincerely think that the upside to the Dems caving is that we're going to finally get that final vote needed to release the Epstein files without any kind of rat fuckery, I have a bridge to sell you.
Seriously though, somebody buy this thing. It's heavy af and I just don't have the ROOM.
Seriously though, somebody buy this thing. It's heavy af and I just don't have the ROOM.
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If you sincerely think that the upside to the Dems caving is that we're going to finally get that final vote needed to release the Epstein files without any kind of rat fuckery, I have a bridge to sell you.
Seriously though, somebody buy this thing. It's heavy af and I just don't have the ROOM.
Seriously though, somebody buy this thing. It's heavy af and I just don't have the ROOM.
You wanna talk about Schumer Derangement Syndrome? How about we talk about the other SDS? How's that Still Defending Schumer syndrome working for you, centrists? We still think it was a good plan to cave so Congress could go on vacation?
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Republicans demand tougher abortion restrictions to extend Obamacare funds
Democrats say that’s a nonstarter, arguing there are already limits on abortion access. The dispute could torpedo a deal, leading to higher health insurance premiums for millions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You wanna talk about Schumer Derangement Syndrome? How about we talk about the other SDS? How's that Still Defending Schumer syndrome working for you, centrists? We still think it was a good plan to cave so Congress could go on vacation?
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
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The Democratic caucus trying to stop Chuck Schumer from agreeing to a CR with a nationwide abortion ban attached
November 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The Democratic caucus trying to stop Chuck Schumer from agreeing to a CR with a nationwide abortion ban attached
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I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I can’t remember the last time I legit cried laughing at something but the second verse of this song has done it
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Schumer had to surrender before the bell
BREAKING
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Schumer had to surrender before the bell
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Years ago in Toronto, a mayor named John Tory voted with opposition councillors while giving his supporting councillors "cheat sheets" telling them to vote the opposite way. Chuck Shumer has voted "no" while getting some Democratic senators to vote for his preferred "yes" with the Republicans.
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Years ago in Toronto, a mayor named John Tory voted with opposition councillors while giving his supporting councillors "cheat sheets" telling them to vote the opposite way. Chuck Shumer has voted "no" while getting some Democratic senators to vote for his preferred "yes" with the Republicans.
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Let’s be clear: Chuck Schumer is the one ending this shutdown, no matter how the votes read.
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Let’s be clear: Chuck Schumer is the one ending this shutdown, no matter how the votes read.
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.
He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
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So just to be clear, the arc of this evening went:
- it’s not happening, you’re stupid to believe this is happening
- okay so they’re talking about it, but it’s not actually going to happen
- okay so it’s happening and here’s why that’s good, actually
- it’s not happening, you’re stupid to believe this is happening
- okay so they’re talking about it, but it’s not actually going to happen
- okay so it’s happening and here’s why that’s good, actually
November 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
So just to be clear, the arc of this evening went:
- it’s not happening, you’re stupid to believe this is happening
- okay so they’re talking about it, but it’s not actually going to happen
- okay so it’s happening and here’s why that’s good, actually
- it’s not happening, you’re stupid to believe this is happening
- okay so they’re talking about it, but it’s not actually going to happen
- okay so it’s happening and here’s why that’s good, actually
The ACA changes would have been nice, but they'll settle for the optics. Enough polling now shows that Republicans own the shutdown. Now Dems will be content with letting people lose their insurance knowing it will drive people to the polls and they can shrug their shoulders and say "we tried."
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The ACA changes would have been nice, but they'll settle for the optics. Enough polling now shows that Republicans own the shutdown. Now Dems will be content with letting people lose their insurance knowing it will drive people to the polls and they can shrug their shoulders and say "we tried."
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A thing I like to do as the Sleepytime Bear is blast 40,000 watts of fluorescent light right before bed
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A thing I like to do as the Sleepytime Bear is blast 40,000 watts of fluorescent light right before bed
More like Too Many CROOKS amiright?!
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
More like Too Many CROOKS amiright?!