Cool Sports Guy
@coolsportsguy.bsky.social
Black coffee, sports, and brie cheese connoisseur
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The first night of Hanukkah being on Christmas this year was a HUGE win for "happy holidays."
December 27, 2024 at 5:14 PM
The first night of Hanukkah being on Christmas this year was a HUGE win for "happy holidays."
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I love hearing about people's Christmas eve traditions. What's yours? In my family we leave a CD out for santa with a just a little bit of cocaine on it
December 24, 2024 at 7:52 PM
I love hearing about people's Christmas eve traditions. What's yours? In my family we leave a CD out for santa with a just a little bit of cocaine on it
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boss: you know what’s weird
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
December 24, 2024 at 3:50 PM
boss: you know what’s weird
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
me: how the flintstones celebrate christmas even tho they live in 10,000 b.c?
boss: how the flin— yes exactly
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honestly you should just hope we never meet face to face
December 23, 2024 at 1:52 AM
honestly you should just hope we never meet face to face
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If Elon Musk serves as de facto president for the next four years, can Trump run again in 2028? This Federalist Society judge says yes.
December 22, 2024 at 3:32 PM
If Elon Musk serves as de facto president for the next four years, can Trump run again in 2028? This Federalist Society judge says yes.
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Conflicted:
I love terms, but hate conditions.
I love terms, but hate conditions.
December 20, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Conflicted:
I love terms, but hate conditions.
I love terms, but hate conditions.
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Can you die from being horny
December 12, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Can you die from being horny
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wife: I just need some space
astronaut: we're not allowed to take any home with us
astronaut: we're not allowed to take any home with us
May 21, 2023 at 6:23 PM
wife: I just need some space
astronaut: we're not allowed to take any home with us
astronaut: we're not allowed to take any home with us
Pistons gonna match their 2023-2024 win total last year in January. Nicely done so far.
November 30, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Pistons gonna match their 2023-2024 win total last year in January. Nicely done so far.
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The Post: "This outcome was expected and is very bad."
The Reply: "Lol and you're surprised?"
The Reply: "Lol and you're surprised?"
November 30, 2024 at 1:25 AM
The Post: "This outcome was expected and is very bad."
The Reply: "Lol and you're surprised?"
The Reply: "Lol and you're surprised?"
Hope you get the Over on chiefs dropped passes
November 29, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Hope you get the Over on chiefs dropped passes
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Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.
November 28, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Repost if BlueSky is now your primary social media site.
Extend eberflus
November 29, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Extend eberflus
Extend eberflus
November 28, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Extend eberflus
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[using a money clip to hold my kraft singles]
November 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
[using a money clip to hold my kraft singles]
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Anyway here’s a cheerful piece about how the Sun will eventually destroy all life on Earth (but not by exploding, so, you know, there’s that)
Here’s how the Sun will end all life on Earth
Our home star won't go supernova, but the end of its life will be no less spectacular.
www.sciencefocus.com
November 27, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Anyway here’s a cheerful piece about how the Sun will eventually destroy all life on Earth (but not by exploding, so, you know, there’s that)
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(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
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Society if we keep the NFL aggregator accounts off this app
November 26, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Society if we keep the NFL aggregator accounts off this app
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while you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I was delivering value to my subscribers
November 26, 2024 at 4:17 AM
while you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity, I was delivering value to my subscribers
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Ultimately, the Democrats lost by ignoring a fundamental truth about American voters: they love hearing rambling anecdotes about famous people having big cocks
November 6, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Ultimately, the Democrats lost by ignoring a fundamental truth about American voters: they love hearing rambling anecdotes about famous people having big cocks
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*long fart* Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
November 23, 2024 at 3:29 AM
*long fart* Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
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RIP Jimmy Carter 🫡
November 22, 2024 at 3:06 AM
RIP Jimmy Carter 🫡
This seems like a place I can talk about how bad my fantasy football teams are doing without seeing people being literally killed on my timeline for now. So far so good.
November 15, 2024 at 2:55 PM
This seems like a place I can talk about how bad my fantasy football teams are doing without seeing people being literally killed on my timeline for now. So far so good.