I’m trying, okay
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The rugged individualists, they yearn for government funded and operated social media platforms
It’s so cute they sit with their buddies like Kpop Stan’s at a concert
The dude facepalming will be doxxed and threatened by MAGA. Liberals will embrace him as a hero. He authorized half the war crimes in Iraq
October 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It’s so cute they sit with their buddies like Kpop Stan’s at a concert
challenge a zoomer to a duel but ensure it’s not on hallowed ground. When they inevitably fall to your blade skill, you’ll gain their energy and cumulative knowledge of fighting
September 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
challenge a zoomer to a duel but ensure it’s not on hallowed ground. When they inevitably fall to your blade skill, you’ll gain their energy and cumulative knowledge of fighting
No big deal just like… 90,000,000 people
1 in 4 Americans trust RFK Jr. with medical advice (Elizabeth Crisp/The Hill)
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Main Link | memeorandum Permalink
September 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
No big deal just like… 90,000,000 people
Awful take. Millennials are addicted to escape rooms. They’ve spent 30 years preparing for that golden monkey idol.
They’re ready.
They’re ready.
They should remake Legends of the Hidden Temple but still have millennials compete. Let's see some 40-year-olds see if they've gotten any better at obstacle courses.
August 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Awful take. Millennials are addicted to escape rooms. They’ve spent 30 years preparing for that golden monkey idol.
They’re ready.
They’re ready.
I’m still on that Eric Adams scavenger hunt. They told us to keep looking for the leprechaun
August 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m still on that Eric Adams scavenger hunt. They told us to keep looking for the leprechaun
I would take the trip but refuse the cash. A whole new world? A whole new market of b2b sales to conquer.
Never get off that grind, folks
Never get off that grind, folks
saw this on twitter & i had to know yall answers too 😂
August 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I would take the trip but refuse the cash. A whole new world? A whole new market of b2b sales to conquer.
Never get off that grind, folks
Never get off that grind, folks
Do teens these days still jump up and smack door frames
August 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Do teens these days still jump up and smack door frames
Big moment for me: I finally ordered a replacement toner cartridge for my brother printer.
August 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Big moment for me: I finally ordered a replacement toner cartridge for my brother printer.
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I wrote about the Labubu Dubai chocolate Love Island matcha latte of it all. There really has been a material change in how trends are produced and which ones are capable of catching on with huge audiences. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
The Social Media Trend Machine Is Spitting Out Weirder and Weirder Results
Trends always have an element of randomness, but our algorithmic feeds have made them unintelligible.
www.bloomberg.com
August 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I wrote about the Labubu Dubai chocolate Love Island matcha latte of it all. There really has been a material change in how trends are produced and which ones are capable of catching on with huge audiences. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
August 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Somebody on LinkedIn said what we're all thinking.
The albums library is great and gives me a lot of hope for belmont. The wide open spaces and big activity rooms seem great for board games, studying, whatever. We stopped by on a whim and managed to stumble into rainbow family story time, so this weekend is off to a great start
August 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The albums library is great and gives me a lot of hope for belmont. The wide open spaces and big activity rooms seem great for board games, studying, whatever. We stopped by on a whim and managed to stumble into rainbow family story time, so this weekend is off to a great start
I think the NYC mayoral race has reached a point where we can just call him “Cummo”
August 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I think the NYC mayoral race has reached a point where we can just call him “Cummo”
Just finished my first week spray painting random shit I found at hobby lobby to decorate the White House with. It was tough work but it came out looking really nice!
August 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just finished my first week spray painting random shit I found at hobby lobby to decorate the White House with. It was tough work but it came out looking really nice!
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Eternal Wrestle
Eternal Wrestle
theonion.com
July 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Eternal Wrestle
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water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
July 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
water left in a glass overnight tastes bad because it gets haunted
I get that Maddie fans are probably big book readers, but the average person ain’t reading all of that
July 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I get that Maddie fans are probably big book readers, but the average person ain’t reading all of that
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2020: animal crossing
2021: valheim
2022: xenoblade chronicles 3
2023: baldurs gate 3
2024: balatro
2021: valheim
2022: xenoblade chronicles 3
2023: baldurs gate 3
2024: balatro
five years of GOTY—>
2020: Yakuza: Like A Dragon
2021: Gal*Gun Returns
2022: World of Warcraft Dragonflight
2023: Dave the Diver
2024: FF7 Rebirth
2020: Yakuza: Like A Dragon
2021: Gal*Gun Returns
2022: World of Warcraft Dragonflight
2023: Dave the Diver
2024: FF7 Rebirth
2020: Animal Crossing: New Horizons
2021: Valheim probably??
2022: Elden Ring
2023: Baldur's Gate 3 :) :)
2024: Caves of Qud but Dragon's Dogma 2 also a strong contender
2021: Valheim probably??
2022: Elden Ring
2023: Baldur's Gate 3 :) :)
2024: Caves of Qud but Dragon's Dogma 2 also a strong contender
July 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
2020: animal crossing
2021: valheim
2022: xenoblade chronicles 3
2023: baldurs gate 3
2024: balatro
2021: valheim
2022: xenoblade chronicles 3
2023: baldurs gate 3
2024: balatro
Do you think Dukakis had shooters like Hillary has? Like it’s 1997 and you had dweebs in Walmarts finger wagging about the state of things
July 7, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Do you think Dukakis had shooters like Hillary has? Like it’s 1997 and you had dweebs in Walmarts finger wagging about the state of things
That just leaves… white?
His slogan is “let’s let the whites try!” Lol
His slogan is “let’s let the whites try!” Lol
July 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
That just leaves… white?
His slogan is “let’s let the whites try!” Lol
His slogan is “let’s let the whites try!” Lol
Every year, gleeful idiots from NYC gather round to watch this guy just eat a bunch of hot dogs. It’s not a competition it’s a ritual like an annual pagan sacrifice to ward off pestilence or Floridian tourists
Joey Chestnut, the longtime champion of the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest who was barred from competing last year over an endorsement deal with a vegan-meat company, returned on Friday. He devoured 70.5 hot dogs in 10 minutes to notch his 17th win. www.nytimes.com/2025/07/04/n...
July 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Every year, gleeful idiots from NYC gather round to watch this guy just eat a bunch of hot dogs. It’s not a competition it’s a ritual like an annual pagan sacrifice to ward off pestilence or Floridian tourists
Glen Powells entire career has been rehashing gen x movies, so he’d be perfect for this!
Disney Reportedly Planning Full Reboot of the INDIANA JONES Franchise
Disney Reportedly Planning Full Reboot of the INDIANA JONES Franchise
It looks like Indiana Jones might actually be headed for the reboot treatment. According to a recent report from DisInsider , Disney and Lucasfilm are considering a full relaunch of the iconic adventure...
buff.ly
July 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Glen Powells entire career has been rehashing gen x movies, so he’d be perfect for this!
Suburban paved sidewalks are woke
July 2, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Suburban paved sidewalks are woke
180k followers, 350 likes
“Yes, sweetie, the Democrats are blaming Democrats again for the Republicans being evil.”
July 2, 2025 at 7:15 AM
180k followers, 350 likes
Moccamaster this hat looks like ass it looks like a pga tour 2007 hat
July 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Moccamaster this hat looks like ass it looks like a pga tour 2007 hat