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The rugged individualists, they yearn for government funded and operated social media platforms
Lol “is Europe the best country? Our staff thinks so” ass take
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Lol “is Europe the best country? Our staff thinks so” ass take
Nobody wins anymore yeah of course this shit is big. There’s been like what, 6 winners all year?
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Nobody wins anymore yeah of course this shit is big. There’s been like what, 6 winners all year?
When the apocalypse tears us all down, he rises up above all
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
When the apocalypse tears us all down, he rises up above all
Give it the digimon treatment: we replay the scene of jimbo dying, then pullback to show it’s just a movie on a screen at Buffalo Wild Wings, where James has gone to infiltrate a fantasy football gambling ring
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Give it the digimon treatment: we replay the scene of jimbo dying, then pullback to show it’s just a movie on a screen at Buffalo Wild Wings, where James has gone to infiltrate a fantasy football gambling ring
Who cares about 40 year olds dating.
I bet they have sexually charged convos about their heckin chonker doggos and then malign about adulting
I bet they have sexually charged convos about their heckin chonker doggos and then malign about adulting
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Who cares about 40 year olds dating.
I bet they have sexually charged convos about their heckin chonker doggos and then malign about adulting
I bet they have sexually charged convos about their heckin chonker doggos and then malign about adulting
Millennials refusing to watching anything new, afraid of the future. I blame 9/11
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Millennials refusing to watching anything new, afraid of the future. I blame 9/11
What about Bryan Johnson the guy who puts a Bluetooth sensor on his cock every night to measure his boners. Maybe he knows the secret
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
What about Bryan Johnson the guy who puts a Bluetooth sensor on his cock every night to measure his boners. Maybe he knows the secret
Love the idea that there is an inevitable super intelligence, but that it’ll also use a social media platform known for fake images of soldiers protecting Jesus
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Love the idea that there is an inevitable super intelligence, but that it’ll also use a social media platform known for fake images of soldiers protecting Jesus
It’s shocking and definitely detracts from Cuomo being a sex pest. I completed forgot about the multiple women who accused him of forced kisses and inappropriate touching because I was so mad that Mamdami calls someone auntie
October 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
It’s shocking and definitely detracts from Cuomo being a sex pest. I completed forgot about the multiple women who accused him of forced kisses and inappropriate touching because I was so mad that Mamdami calls someone auntie
Oh it’s the poo girl. She’s still doing that shtick???
October 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Oh it’s the poo girl. She’s still doing that shtick???
6. 3 mouths, 3 thirsty fellas. Without 6 balls where could they possibly store all the pee?
October 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
6. 3 mouths, 3 thirsty fellas. Without 6 balls where could they possibly store all the pee?
I think he ever got sad going to Italy and finding out they don’t got Italian beef in Italy
October 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I think he ever got sad going to Italy and finding out they don’t got Italian beef in Italy
I almost pulled the trigger on a new infant car seat because it was on sale for 20% off so only $125! But then i checked camel camel camel and it normal sells for $90
October 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I almost pulled the trigger on a new infant car seat because it was on sale for 20% off so only $125! But then i checked camel camel camel and it normal sells for $90
It’s time to stop drinking. There’s no more good times, only okay times.
October 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
It’s time to stop drinking. There’s no more good times, only okay times.
Isn’t it season 3 that you learn season 1 and 2 are an anime from inside the universe
October 6, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Isn’t it season 3 that you learn season 1 and 2 are an anime from inside the universe
Kindle paper white and jailbreak it, it’s really easy
October 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Kindle paper white and jailbreak it, it’s really easy
“I would never be at peace if I wasn’t ___ so hard” is some wolf of Wall Street frat bro shit lmao
October 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“I would never be at peace if I wasn’t ___ so hard” is some wolf of Wall Street frat bro shit lmao
Jesus didn’t own his masters, King James did.
October 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Jesus didn’t own his masters, King James did.
Renaissance painters were early adopters of chibi art
September 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Renaissance painters were early adopters of chibi art
You ever think about how, this series and and marketing, has nothing to do with the Addams family? They could have just made their own IP but I guess the minor recognition from the 90s trio films mattered just enough
September 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You ever think about how, this series and and marketing, has nothing to do with the Addams family? They could have just made their own IP but I guess the minor recognition from the 90s trio films mattered just enough
I like when there’s whole articles shat out by new sources that reference trending tweets.. that have 20 likes
September 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I like when there’s whole articles shat out by new sources that reference trending tweets.. that have 20 likes
And the people who doomsay about ai call themselves doomers. It’s self actualizing
September 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
And the people who doomsay about ai call themselves doomers. It’s self actualizing
Lol it says doomers not boomers
September 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Lol it says doomers not boomers