I’m trying, okay
@cooldan.bsky.social
The rugged individualists, they yearn for government funded and operated social media platforms
POV: you’re a dril skeet I’m about like and share
July 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
POV: you’re a dril skeet I’m about like and share
Moccamaster this hat looks like ass it looks like a pga tour 2007 hat
July 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Moccamaster this hat looks like ass it looks like a pga tour 2007 hat
This is the exact Face I would make if I could make spaghetti come out of my fingers too
April 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This is the exact Face I would make if I could make spaghetti come out of my fingers too
Idk he seems pretty safe
April 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Idk he seems pretty safe
Damn I guess this place is forkliftsky now
December 30, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Damn I guess this place is forkliftsky now
When my standards are this:
December 16, 2024 at 6:56 AM
When my standards are this:
This is how your email finds me:
October 17, 2024 at 5:30 PM
This is how your email finds me:
They’re probably worried we’ll have a Camp Krusty moment and riot if the authenticity is missing
October 14, 2024 at 7:06 PM
They’re probably worried we’ll have a Camp Krusty moment and riot if the authenticity is missing
If u ask a zoomer to wear business casual they’re gonna show up as one of these 4
October 13, 2024 at 2:00 AM
If u ask a zoomer to wear business casual they’re gonna show up as one of these 4
Hey here’s a pic of my dog. She’s a lovely girl who’s amazing around kids and taught herself to knock on doors to go inside and out.
October 2, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Hey here’s a pic of my dog. She’s a lovely girl who’s amazing around kids and taught herself to knock on doors to go inside and out.
Thats scrub jay, not a blue jay, sorry.
September 29, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Thats scrub jay, not a blue jay, sorry.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #556,918!
September 24, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #556,918!
This meal cost me $78 at the Newark airport.
September 21, 2023 at 5:05 PM
This meal cost me $78 at the Newark airport.
It’s definitely real. They all meet together in a purple lair in a swamp to plan their next heist.
September 21, 2023 at 7:30 AM
It’s definitely real. They all meet together in a purple lair in a swamp to plan their next heist.