A Quiet Piggy
@containseggs.bsky.social
Believe that Kevin Spacey's worst crime was performing "Mind Games" at John Lennon tribute.
Amounts to a hill of beans.
Amounts to a hill of beans.
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A Quiet Piggy
@containseggs.bsky.social
· May 19
🎶If I could save time in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is become the super-rich time-bottle guy
And find someone much hotter than you🎶
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is become the super-rich time-bottle guy
And find someone much hotter than you🎶
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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"Things happen?" Dude has his fucking head chopped off at the direct orders of MBS.
Journalists cosying up to Donald Trump should look at how easily he shrugs off the brutal dismemberment of one of their colleagues – an opinion writer for the Washington Post – and reflect on how easily he’d do the same if it was them.
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"Things happen?" Dude has his fucking head chopped off at the direct orders of MBS.
Smokey Robinson's most recent album, released in 2023 when he was 83 years old, is called "Gasms."
Now we know why that clown was crying...
Now we know why that clown was crying...
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Smokey Robinson's most recent album, released in 2023 when he was 83 years old, is called "Gasms."
Now we know why that clown was crying...
Now we know why that clown was crying...
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Will the audience members in the first few rows wear rain ponchos like at a Gallagher comedy show?
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Will the audience members in the first few rows wear rain ponchos like at a Gallagher comedy show?
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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest https://theonion.com/soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest/
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I remember seeing my teacher at the grocery store one time when I was a kid. It was so weird! But I loved Mr. Pyramid of Oranges.
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I remember seeing my teacher at the grocery store one time when I was a kid. It was so weird! But I loved Mr. Pyramid of Oranges.
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Lady looks like she's in the Black Hole Sun music video
November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Lady looks like she's in the Black Hole Sun music video
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CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
October 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
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I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
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Threatening to arrest governors for seditious conspiracy. Getting dark fast.
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Threatening to arrest governors for seditious conspiracy. Getting dark fast.
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Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/
October 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Man Dies After Secret 4-Year Battle With Gorilla https://theonion.com/man-dies-after-secret-4-year-battle-with-gorilla-1819571099/
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Examples of "the Master Race"
October 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Examples of "the Master Race"
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oh would you look at that. when baseball games "matter" they don't use the ghost runner.
huh.
huh.
October 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
oh would you look at that. when baseball games "matter" they don't use the ghost runner.
huh.
huh.
Cymbal-clapping monkey Chris Cillizza @chriscillizza.bsky.social says "Democrats don’t realize how dumb J.B. Pritzker’s 25th Amendment push really is 🤦"
Which means Pritzker's bold calls for sane leadership and democracy are timely and likely to win. It's the Cillizza Certification of Success.
Which means Pritzker's bold calls for sane leadership and democracy are timely and likely to win. It's the Cillizza Certification of Success.
October 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Cymbal-clapping monkey Chris Cillizza @chriscillizza.bsky.social says "Democrats don’t realize how dumb J.B. Pritzker’s 25th Amendment push really is 🤦"
Which means Pritzker's bold calls for sane leadership and democracy are timely and likely to win. It's the Cillizza Certification of Success.
Which means Pritzker's bold calls for sane leadership and democracy are timely and likely to win. It's the Cillizza Certification of Success.
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RFK Jr. Advocates Using Beef Tallow In Home Birth Tubs https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-advocates-using-beef-tallow-in-home-birth-tubs/
October 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
RFK Jr. Advocates Using Beef Tallow In Home Birth Tubs https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-advocates-using-beef-tallow-in-home-birth-tubs/
YEAH! SO WE WIN! OR SOMETHING! WE HAVEN'T LOST THE PLOT AT ALL!
September 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
YEAH! SO WE WIN! OR SOMETHING! WE HAVEN'T LOST THE PLOT AT ALL!
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It’s the first official day of Fall!! It’s the official change of seasons! Which can only mean one thing! A coked out Steve Walsh of Kansas playing every instrument on stage while wearing yellow gym shorts!!!
September 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It’s the first official day of Fall!! It’s the official change of seasons! Which can only mean one thing! A coked out Steve Walsh of Kansas playing every instrument on stage while wearing yellow gym shorts!!!
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I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot
How is it that I already know way more about Charlie Kirk's assassination than I do about Trump's attempted assassination a year ago?
September 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
How is it that I already know way more about Charlie Kirk's assassination than I do about Trump's attempted assassination a year ago?
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The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
September 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The president is sending the military to control American cities and if you're a reporter who's framing that illegal power grab as "pushing the boundaries of constitutionality" or "acting boldly to fight crime" or whatever, please go find another line of work where you won't get us all killed.
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If the government can’t force Cracker Barrel to change its logo back, I’m going to become an even bigger libertarian.
August 22, 2025 at 7:14 AM
If the government can’t force Cracker Barrel to change its logo back, I’m going to become an even bigger libertarian.
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Blatant lies of Bruce Springsteen:
- “I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk.”
- “The first kick I took was when I hit the ground.”
- “I’m on fire.”
- “I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk.”
- “The first kick I took was when I hit the ground.”
- “I’m on fire.”
August 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Blatant lies of Bruce Springsteen:
- “I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk.”
- “The first kick I took was when I hit the ground.”
- “I’m on fire.”
- “I got this guitar and I learned how to make it talk.”
- “The first kick I took was when I hit the ground.”
- “I’m on fire.”
Some marketing guy sends outrageously long, overstuffed weekly emails that refer to his profiles of successful marketing campaigns as "strategisms."
Time to start my own email newsletter called "Swallow My Strategism."
Time to start my own email newsletter called "Swallow My Strategism."
August 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Some marketing guy sends outrageously long, overstuffed weekly emails that refer to his profiles of successful marketing campaigns as "strategisms."
Time to start my own email newsletter called "Swallow My Strategism."
Time to start my own email newsletter called "Swallow My Strategism."