A Quiet Piggy
@containseggs.bsky.social
Believe that Kevin Spacey's worst crime was performing "Mind Games" at John Lennon tribute.
Amounts to a hill of beans.
Amounts to a hill of beans.
No, it won't. For fucks sake, it won't. What have you been watching for 10 years?
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 AM
No, it won't. For fucks sake, it won't. What have you been watching for 10 years?
And don't forget his "Last in Brine" Gourmet Pickles
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
And don't forget his "Last in Brine" Gourmet Pickles
There is definitely no god.
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
There is definitely no god.
He's like if you made barf a person.
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
He's like if you made barf a person.
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then just tell them I sent you
(I am large, I contain Margitudes.)
Very well then just tell them I sent you
(I am large, I contain Margitudes.)
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then just tell them I sent you
(I am large, I contain Margitudes.)
Very well then just tell them I sent you
(I am large, I contain Margitudes.)
Do I contradict myself?
Very well, I am an egg-laying beaver with a duck bill,
(I am platypus, I contain platitudes.)
Very well, I am an egg-laying beaver with a duck bill,
(I am platypus, I contain platitudes.)
November 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Do I contradict myself?
Very well, I am an egg-laying beaver with a duck bill,
(I am platypus, I contain platitudes.)
Very well, I am an egg-laying beaver with a duck bill,
(I am platypus, I contain platitudes.)
"Do I contwadict mysewf?
Vewy weww then I contwadict mysewf,
(I am Fudd, I convey Wooney Tunes.)"
Vewy weww then I contwadict mysewf,
(I am Fudd, I convey Wooney Tunes.)"
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
"Do I contwadict mysewf?
Vewy weww then I contwadict mysewf,
(I am Fudd, I convey Wooney Tunes.)"
Vewy weww then I contwadict mysewf,
(I am Fudd, I convey Wooney Tunes.)"
Do I contradict myself?
No,
(I am small, I contain unitudes.)
No,
(I am small, I contain unitudes.)
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Do I contradict myself?
No,
(I am small, I contain unitudes.)
No,
(I am small, I contain unitudes.)
You and jokes are gonna have the best time when you meet.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
You and jokes are gonna have the best time when you meet.
I am fucking crying.
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I am fucking crying.
God I sure hope...
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
God I sure hope...
You must have run out of characters before you could tell us how hard you fucking laughed.
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You must have run out of characters before you could tell us how hard you fucking laughed.
We play a version of that called Beleaguered Ballsack.
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
We play a version of that called Beleaguered Ballsack.
Have you caught up on this one yet?
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Have you caught up on this one yet?
Really, read the original post again with a clear mind.
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Really, read the original post again with a clear mind.
You seem like such a nice person that we'll just let this slide.
November 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You seem like such a nice person that we'll just let this slide.