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Sensei Titty Chop
@consciousfilth.bsky.social
Observer and commentator of wild and reckless behaviors from a reasonable distance.
VSU💙🧡 & Regent💙💚 Alumna. MPA
♋ 🦅💚 757
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Hey! I'm a single mama from the 757 (VA), in a semi long distance relationship, Cancer ♋ woman, Eagles fan, VA State💙🧡/Regent💚💙 alum, book nerd📚, I try to bring light & levity to the tl🌻, I enjoy a moderate amount of smut, look forward to engaging with y'all 💜💜💜
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I don't know who she's expecting to visit.
January 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
..Zimmerman get shot down
Hero, it ain't nothing but a sandwich, call the cops now
Fuck the police, stop running
White boys terrorize nigga' neighborhoods, gunning
Down the innocent, and then the beginning ends
You was doing 50 in the 35, the ending is
You fit the description...
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The bonus features from the #ThirteenGhosts DVD including the back stories of the ghosts.
Thir13en Ghosts (2001) | Behind the Scenes + Ghost Files
YouTube video by DVDXtras
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Kill: you for asking such a revolting question 🙏🏾
13. Fuck, Marry, Kill: R. Kelly, Diddy, Tory Lanez
May 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Kill all three of them
13. Fuck, Marry, Kill: R. Kelly, Diddy, Tory Lanez
October 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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The people that built their heaven on your land are telling you yours is in the sky

—Nina Simone
October 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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😂
October 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I’m biased but I don’t think a team can beat a fully healthy, consistent Eagles team if we talkin best on best. Ima take my guys every time. It’s just hard to go back to back in any sport.
October 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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September 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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so being ok with cheating. ok.
September 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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It's discouraging that there's still bald people in sci fi movies.
September 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I realized earlier this week that I had been inadvertently uploading all of my gallery to my fiancé's Amazon photos account.

Thankfully, I haven't been doing anything shady, lest I'd have been caught!
July 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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🗣️🗣️ CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHY YOU STOPPING ME?!!
STOP SIGN 🛑?!?!
😭😭😭😭😭😭
July 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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i think both sides are to blame here
July 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Would you rather #90DayFiance edition

Have your fiancée's ex go with them wedding dress shopping

Or

Have your fiancé's ex come to your house and discuss a prenuptial agreement between you & your fiancé?
July 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Pusha's verse on Chains & Whips has me in a chokehold! Also, the beat is filthy! My goodness!!
July 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I’m on this lady booking site.. bitch talmbout $800 for a sewin, hair not included…. I’m otp with police rn… fuck that hoe… I’m getting her for fraud, theft, racketeering, trafficking, aggravated assault… idgaf if you think that’s a good price and I’m sorry to the hair ladies but it’s not.
July 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Allow yourself some joy, it’s a rare commodity right now.
July 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I brought stuff to make tacos yesterday b/c my nephew is here from out of state... guess who texted just now saying she's making tacos?
For years now, my family has requested I make tacos and talked about how delicious they are. It's brought me great joy to do it. Suddenly, my mom has started making tacos and inviting everyone over. Then, to add insult to injury, she asks me what she needs to add to the flavoring.
July 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
3 minutes into #TalktoMe and I've hollered out twice and have paused it to recover from the shock.
July 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Fuck Diddy and if you support him, fuck you too.
July 2, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I have loved you for a thousand years, I'll love you for a thousand more.
July 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Here's to 40! Happy birthday to me. I'm so grateful to see this day. I'm excited for the days ahead!

As is my birthday custom, if you're feeling generous, you can find me on cashapp & Venmo @ kjean85
July 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM