Ivy 🌿
@coniver.bsky.social
driven by raw disappointment | 30 | she/her
love having a convo with my brother on his breakup that devolves into a conversation about how the only hope for humanity is extinction
December 8, 2024 at 9:06 PM
love having a convo with my brother on his breakup that devolves into a conversation about how the only hope for humanity is extinction
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Don't worry about assassination, CEOs, just smile more and buy fewer expensive coffee drinks. Try mindfulness.
December 7, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Don't worry about assassination, CEOs, just smile more and buy fewer expensive coffee drinks. Try mindfulness.
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hey taylor i found you a new piano x
December 6, 2024 at 2:43 PM
hey taylor i found you a new piano x
proud to say I'm a *checks notes* pink pilates princess?
December 4, 2024 at 12:44 PM
proud to say I'm a *checks notes* pink pilates princess?
Gay people have needs
December 2, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Gay people have needs
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insurance won't cover cataract surgery on my third eye, this country is fucked
December 1, 2024 at 11:15 PM
insurance won't cover cataract surgery on my third eye, this country is fucked
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electric eels imply the existence of acoustic eels
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 PM
electric eels imply the existence of acoustic eels
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stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
December 1, 2024 at 4:20 PM
stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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feeling very thankful for my therapist and my antidepressants.
November 28, 2024 at 3:45 PM
feeling very thankful for my therapist and my antidepressants.
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broke: putting "lab technologist" as my occupation on my dating profile
woke: putting "blood mage" as my occupation on my dating profile
woke: putting "blood mage" as my occupation on my dating profile
November 29, 2024 at 1:26 PM
broke: putting "lab technologist" as my occupation on my dating profile
woke: putting "blood mage" as my occupation on my dating profile
woke: putting "blood mage" as my occupation on my dating profile
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BIG GRAVY BOAT STUCK
November 29, 2024 at 1:41 AM
BIG GRAVY BOAT STUCK
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Happy Thanksgiving Gaylor family!!! I’m so thankful that I found each and every one of you and this amazing community as a whole. I hope you all have a restful day and eat delicious food ☺️🫶🩷
November 28, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Gaylor family!!! I’m so thankful that I found each and every one of you and this amazing community as a whole. I hope you all have a restful day and eat delicious food ☺️🫶🩷
happy Thanksgiving I'm drunk 🫶
November 29, 2024 at 12:26 AM
happy Thanksgiving I'm drunk 🫶
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La Croix: Stuffing Mix
November 28, 2024 at 8:46 PM
La Croix: Stuffing Mix
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My cousins and I going for a little walk.
November 28, 2024 at 3:28 PM
My cousins and I going for a little walk.
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I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.
November 28, 2024 at 2:53 PM
I find it so funny when people are like, “I like Lin-Manuel Miranda, I just wish he weren’t so corny.” Like, what do you think the #1 requirement for a composer of musical theatre is.
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*dabs a little gravy behind each ear*
Tell me about it… stud…
Tell me about it… stud…
November 28, 2024 at 9:58 PM
*dabs a little gravy behind each ear*
Tell me about it… stud…
Tell me about it… stud…
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i just farted exactly in the opening drum pattern of U2's Sunday Bloody Sunday
November 28, 2024 at 4:14 AM
i just farted exactly in the opening drum pattern of U2's Sunday Bloody Sunday
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The difference between my sex and my gender is that my gender is female and my sex is on fire
November 27, 2024 at 3:18 PM
The difference between my sex and my gender is that my gender is female and my sex is on fire
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Using a hot dog to stir my coffee
November 27, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Using a hot dog to stir my coffee
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the orcas are thrifting and doing nostalgia
November 27, 2024 at 10:59 PM
the orcas are thrifting and doing nostalgia