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VP of Creative @Xapa.com. Scribe of TV n’ stuff. Former SC/WA. Co-Created my kid. Folklore/Myth geek. Tiny town & Stage IV Cancer survivor. ADHD. He/Him 🇨🇺
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Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
August 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Washington Post: “Is fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Teen Vogue: “Here are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”
Me: WOW, Mr. Audubon! Thank you SOOO much for this great honor of naming a bird after me!
Mr. Audubon:
Mr. Audubon:
July 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Me: WOW, Mr. Audubon! Thank you SOOO much for this great honor of naming a bird after me!
Mr. Audubon:
Mr. Audubon:
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ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
June 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
So is the Dollar Store gonna have to rebrand to the Dollar Twenty-Seven Cents Store?
April 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
So is the Dollar Store gonna have to rebrand to the Dollar Twenty-Seven Cents Store?
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Millennials have been trying to kick Lucy’s football since the moment we graduated high school
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
April 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Millennials have been trying to kick Lucy’s football since the moment we graduated high school
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Every time I walk past a bank, I face an ethical question. Should I just rob it? It's a stumper.
When Meta started developing its flagship AI model, employees faced an ethical question, Alex Reisner writes. The program would need to be trained on a huge amount of high-quality writing to be competitive with products such as ChatGPT. Should they just pirate it?
Read more: theatln.tc/1P6gPreS
Read more: theatln.tc/1P6gPreS
March 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Every time I walk past a bank, I face an ethical question. Should I just rob it? It's a stumper.
What does one do if your AirPods fall in your guacamole asking for a friend it’s not me seriously I would never do anything so embarrassing lol but anyways no particular reason but what should my friend do
March 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
What does one do if your AirPods fall in your guacamole asking for a friend it’s not me seriously I would never do anything so embarrassing lol but anyways no particular reason but what should my friend do
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Gene Hackman dying seems a good time to tell you that Sam Raimi made a western called The Quick and the Dead, absolutely every cool actor is in it, Hackman destroys in every scene as the Big Bad, and for weird reasons 1995 America decided it was bad and erased it from memory
February 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Gene Hackman dying seems a good time to tell you that Sam Raimi made a western called The Quick and the Dead, absolutely every cool actor is in it, Hackman destroys in every scene as the Big Bad, and for weird reasons 1995 America decided it was bad and erased it from memory
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TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
February 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
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You GUYYYYSSSSSSS
The military choir sang Do You Hear the People Sing from Les Mis at the governor's dinner at the white house. Thanks to @beebrookshire.bsky.social for helping me fact check tihs one. As far as I can it's only "officially" been posted on Dan Scavino's FB
The military choir sang Do You Hear the People Sing from Les Mis at the governor's dinner at the white house. Thanks to @beebrookshire.bsky.social for helping me fact check tihs one. As far as I can it's only "officially" been posted on Dan Scavino's FB
2025 Governors Ball US Army - "Do You Hear the People Sing" BRILLIANT TRUMP TROLLING!
YouTube video by Anti Trump
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February 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
You GUYYYYSSSSSSS
The military choir sang Do You Hear the People Sing from Les Mis at the governor's dinner at the white house. Thanks to @beebrookshire.bsky.social for helping me fact check tihs one. As far as I can it's only "officially" been posted on Dan Scavino's FB
The military choir sang Do You Hear the People Sing from Les Mis at the governor's dinner at the white house. Thanks to @beebrookshire.bsky.social for helping me fact check tihs one. As far as I can it's only "officially" been posted on Dan Scavino's FB
I’m trying to purge the sociopaths outta my life so go ahead and chime in if your favorite cookie is oatmeal raisin so I can block you.
February 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’m trying to purge the sociopaths outta my life so go ahead and chime in if your favorite cookie is oatmeal raisin so I can block you.
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*drake sliding around the ice during halftime of the stanley cup finals six months from now* ok FIRST OF ALL
February 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
*drake sliding around the ice during halftime of the stanley cup finals six months from now* ok FIRST OF ALL
Admittedly, I’ve not listened to a lot of KL but and that was the most visceral, emotional experience I’ve ever had watching a Super Bowl halftime and a didn’t even know what I was seeing most of the time. Absolute art.
I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.
February 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Admittedly, I’ve not listened to a lot of KL but and that was the most visceral, emotional experience I’ve ever had watching a Super Bowl halftime and a didn’t even know what I was seeing most of the time. Absolute art.
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Kendrick doing more than Congressional Dems at this point.
February 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Kendrick doing more than Congressional Dems at this point.
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An American flag composed only of Black people kinda sick
February 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
An American flag composed only of Black people kinda sick
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[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
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ADHD tips from people who don’t have it: get a day planner!
ADHD tips from people who do: your only hope of feeling like a functional person in this life is to get a job that consists mostly of sprinting between a dozen simultaneous emergencies at 10 o’clock at night
ADHD tips from people who do: your only hope of feeling like a functional person in this life is to get a job that consists mostly of sprinting between a dozen simultaneous emergencies at 10 o’clock at night
December 31, 2024 at 1:42 AM
ADHD tips from people who don’t have it: get a day planner!
ADHD tips from people who do: your only hope of feeling like a functional person in this life is to get a job that consists mostly of sprinting between a dozen simultaneous emergencies at 10 o’clock at night
ADHD tips from people who do: your only hope of feeling like a functional person in this life is to get a job that consists mostly of sprinting between a dozen simultaneous emergencies at 10 o’clock at night
To the tune of Shaboozey “Dada’s in the kitchen takin’ Pro-Zac.”
December 20, 2024 at 6:10 PM
To the tune of Shaboozey “Dada’s in the kitchen takin’ Pro-Zac.”
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"AI art is democratizing creation" creation is already democratic pick up a pencil homie
June 1, 2024 at 9:51 PM
"AI art is democratizing creation" creation is already democratic pick up a pencil homie
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And the full version for people like me that refuse to download tiktok.
youtu.be/J_swGiAHhbQ?...
youtu.be/J_swGiAHhbQ?...
United Health
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
youtu.be
December 11, 2024 at 10:12 PM
And the full version for people like me that refuse to download tiktok.
youtu.be/J_swGiAHhbQ?...
youtu.be/J_swGiAHhbQ?...
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legacy news: Why would someone do this brazen shooting
shooter’s statement: I did it because America’s healthcare industry is inhumane
legacy news: Perhaps it was video games?
shooter’s statement: I am literally citing sources about corporate greed
legacy news: I guess we’ll just never know
shooter’s statement: I did it because America’s healthcare industry is inhumane
legacy news: Perhaps it was video games?
shooter’s statement: I am literally citing sources about corporate greed
legacy news: I guess we’ll just never know
December 11, 2024 at 12:15 AM
legacy news: Why would someone do this brazen shooting
shooter’s statement: I did it because America’s healthcare industry is inhumane
legacy news: Perhaps it was video games?
shooter’s statement: I am literally citing sources about corporate greed
legacy news: I guess we’ll just never know
shooter’s statement: I did it because America’s healthcare industry is inhumane
legacy news: Perhaps it was video games?
shooter’s statement: I am literally citing sources about corporate greed
legacy news: I guess we’ll just never know
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Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
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Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
November 15, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh