Cody F. Schmidt
@codyfschmidt.bsky.social
Hot Dog Enjoyist
He/Him
He/Him
Just had 11pm Saskatoon Rhubarb pie
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Just had 11pm Saskatoon Rhubarb pie
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stop complaining about how much you hate pie and start sending all your unwanted pies to me
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
stop complaining about how much you hate pie and start sending all your unwanted pies to me
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We play the cello, the trumpet, and the banjo
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
We play the cello, the trumpet, and the banjo
The charmin bears shouldn’t talk. Whatever chemical accident caused them to turn blue also granted them the curse of speech
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The charmin bears shouldn’t talk. Whatever chemical accident caused them to turn blue also granted them the curse of speech
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Thanks to @thetyee.ca for republishing my op-ed about Danielle Smith and the Notwithstanding Clause. ✨
Always glad to see outlets beyond LGBTQ2S+ publications platforming and highlighting trans voices on issues like this
Always glad to see outlets beyond LGBTQ2S+ publications platforming and highlighting trans voices on issues like this
@melwoods.me: We must not overcomplicate what’s going on here.
This is the Alberta government saying the rights of trans kids to receive life-saving health care, go by their own pronouns at school or play on sport teams don’t matter as much as the Smith government’s right to dictate their lives.
This is the Alberta government saying the rights of trans kids to receive life-saving health care, go by their own pronouns at school or play on sport teams don’t matter as much as the Smith government’s right to dictate their lives.
Danielle Smith Goes Nuclear on Trans Rights | The Tyee
Alberta’s premier is overriding Charter protections. Here’s a fact check on her claims.
thetyee.ca
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Thanks to @thetyee.ca for republishing my op-ed about Danielle Smith and the Notwithstanding Clause. ✨
Always glad to see outlets beyond LGBTQ2S+ publications platforming and highlighting trans voices on issues like this
Always glad to see outlets beyond LGBTQ2S+ publications platforming and highlighting trans voices on issues like this
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive
me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on
Caveman Therapist: wheel?
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This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is why announcing the game of the year nominees in early November is stupid
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November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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only international man I'm interested in
November 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
only international man I'm interested in
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What good is a Charter of Rights and Freedoms if there is an out clause?
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What good is a Charter of Rights and Freedoms if there is an out clause?
mad at the government on a Tuesday
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
mad at the government on a Tuesday
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Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
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its right behind you dumbass
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
its right behind you dumbass
Few things make me happier than O'Leary trying to insert himself into things, and getting told "get lost, creep"
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Few things make me happier than O'Leary trying to insert himself into things, and getting told "get lost, creep"
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Can't stop thinking about the fact that the government is literally slashing public service jobs while bringing in AI for use in the public service.
They are literally doing, as a government, what we scream at tech bros for doing to their employees.
Pretty gross!
They are literally doing, as a government, what we scream at tech bros for doing to their employees.
Pretty gross!
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Can't stop thinking about the fact that the government is literally slashing public service jobs while bringing in AI for use in the public service.
They are literally doing, as a government, what we scream at tech bros for doing to their employees.
Pretty gross!
They are literally doing, as a government, what we scream at tech bros for doing to their employees.
Pretty gross!
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A NEW 5-minute, one-shot Godzilla short made with practical effects, scale model city sets, and a person in a plastic suit!
youtu.be/JKHx9RYxric?...
youtu.be/JKHx9RYxric?...
youtu.be
November 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
A NEW 5-minute, one-shot Godzilla short made with practical effects, scale model city sets, and a person in a plastic suit!
youtu.be/JKHx9RYxric?...
youtu.be/JKHx9RYxric?...
Watching the Godzilla day live stream and I don’t understand a word of it, but they’re drawing out the differences between Minilla and Baby Godzilla/Godzilla Jr
Great Sunday Night
Great Sunday Night
a statue of a monkey standing in front of a rock wall
ALT: a statue of a monkey standing in front of a rock wall
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November 3, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Watching the Godzilla day live stream and I don’t understand a word of it, but they’re drawing out the differences between Minilla and Baby Godzilla/Godzilla Jr
Great Sunday Night
Great Sunday Night
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if the baseball game is still going at 2AM we’ll get to see what happens when we go back in time to 1AM. i hope the game resets to that moment. how could you possibly know that WONT happen?
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
if the baseball game is still going at 2AM we’ll get to see what happens when we go back in time to 1AM. i hope the game resets to that moment. how could you possibly know that WONT happen?
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SHORT HORROR! THE HORROR THAT'S EASY TO STOMACH! IT'S THE SCOOBY DOO PROJECT, www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPZW...
The Scooby-Doo Project (Original Version) - 4K
YouTube video by Sover_
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October 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
SHORT HORROR! THE HORROR THAT'S EASY TO STOMACH! IT'S THE SCOOBY DOO PROJECT, www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPZW...
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I don't see a lot of people talking about this, so I want to highlight something GOOD
Billie Eilish stood in a room full of billionaires and said "you're billionaires... Why?"
She donated 11.5 MILLION DOLLARS to food equity and climate orgs, which Stephen Colbert announced to said billionaires.
Billie Eilish stood in a room full of billionaires and said "you're billionaires... Why?"
She donated 11.5 MILLION DOLLARS to food equity and climate orgs, which Stephen Colbert announced to said billionaires.
Billie Eilish Calls on Billionaires to Support People in Need: 'No Hate, But Give Your Money Away'
Billie Eilish donates $11.5 million from 'Hit Me Hard and Soft' tour to charity and calls on billionaires to support people in need during hard times.
www.rollingstone.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don't see a lot of people talking about this, so I want to highlight something GOOD
Billie Eilish stood in a room full of billionaires and said "you're billionaires... Why?"
She donated 11.5 MILLION DOLLARS to food equity and climate orgs, which Stephen Colbert announced to said billionaires.
Billie Eilish stood in a room full of billionaires and said "you're billionaires... Why?"
She donated 11.5 MILLION DOLLARS to food equity and climate orgs, which Stephen Colbert announced to said billionaires.
It’s new discs day baybeeeeee
October 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It’s new discs day baybeeeeee
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Honestly, I would eat the septic bean bag
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October 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Honestly, I would eat the septic bean bag