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Beer, hockey, tacos, and pizza at any given time. #TeamSaison
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· Nov 13
I’ve been working to make sure us Beer Twitter people can keep in contact and find our kind as we transition to BrewSky I did a starter pack thing!
Truth be told, this was just so I could have a whole pan of tiramisu to myself
Convinced my mom to get Olive Garden catering for the Opening Ceremony, zero regrets.
February 7, 2026 at 7:37 AM
Truth be told, this was just so I could have a whole pan of tiramisu to myself
Convinced my mom to get Olive Garden catering for the Opening Ceremony, zero regrets.
February 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Convinced my mom to get Olive Garden catering for the Opening Ceremony, zero regrets.
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and coming up next at the national prayer breakfast we have this golden calf that we’re all worshiping now, lets get those hands in the air for the golden calf everybody
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
and coming up next at the national prayer breakfast we have this golden calf that we’re all worshiping now, lets get those hands in the air for the golden calf everybody
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Abolish ICE is too confusing. What we meant to say is that "no masks should be deployed in an arbitrary and capricious fashion."
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Abolish ICE is too confusing. What we meant to say is that "no masks should be deployed in an arbitrary and capricious fashion."
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So you agree that you don't need all that money
February 5, 2026 at 1:35 AM
So you agree that you don't need all that money
The commentators on this game are completely reckless. You don’t throw an elbow on someone in a bubble and then say “oh he ran into the elbow”.
February 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
The commentators on this game are completely reckless. You don’t throw an elbow on someone in a bubble and then say “oh he ran into the elbow”.
These Florida Panthers uniforms are grotesque.
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
These Florida Panthers uniforms are grotesque.
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
Step down so we can get someone with an actual spine leading the party.
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Step down so we can get someone with an actual spine leading the party.
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This behavior is below the dignity of the presidency, or the dignity of any self-respecting person in society frankly.
Republicans back a president they would never tell their own children to behave like.
Republicans back a president they would never tell their own children to behave like.
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 AM
This behavior is below the dignity of the presidency, or the dignity of any self-respecting person in society frankly.
Republicans back a president they would never tell their own children to behave like.
Republicans back a president they would never tell their own children to behave like.
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Love the hat that says “America is back” as the president is questioned by the press about his extensive history of raping children and filling his cabinet with other child rapists
COLLINS: On the Epstein files, Elon Musk was in there and so was Howard Lutnick. Did you read those new files?
TRUMP: No. I have a lot of things I'm doing. I don't know. You mentioned two names. I'm sure they're fine. I think it's time for the country to get on to something else.
TRUMP: No. I have a lot of things I'm doing. I don't know. You mentioned two names. I'm sure they're fine. I think it's time for the country to get on to something else.
February 3, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Love the hat that says “America is back” as the president is questioned by the press about his extensive history of raping children and filling his cabinet with other child rapists
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I mean, if I were Elon Musk owner of X the Everything App and there was a child porn case building up against my company, I simply wouldn't have responded to the Epstein files by saying I could have gotten young girls on my own
February 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I mean, if I were Elon Musk owner of X the Everything App and there was a child porn case building up against my company, I simply wouldn't have responded to the Epstein files by saying I could have gotten young girls on my own
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Secretary Noem needs to be impeached and she must be held accountable for the viciousness she has unleashed on our communities.
February 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Secretary Noem needs to be impeached and she must be held accountable for the viciousness she has unleashed on our communities.
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WRONG. I-205 administrative warrants are not issued by immigration judges. They’re signed by ICE officers. And EVEN IF THEY WERE issued by an immigration judge - they are executive branch employees, NOT judicial branch. JUDICIAL warrants are needed to enter a home without consent.
Q: You're a constitutional lawyer. Can you detail the 4th Amendment protections someone has if ICE approaches their home w/an administrative warrant?
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
MIKE JOHNSON: When ICE goes to execute a warrant, it's issued by an immigration judge, & that is a sufficient legal authority to go apprehend someone
February 3, 2026 at 3:49 PM
WRONG. I-205 administrative warrants are not issued by immigration judges. They’re signed by ICE officers. And EVEN IF THEY WERE issued by an immigration judge - they are executive branch employees, NOT judicial branch. JUDICIAL warrants are needed to enter a home without consent.
One day we were in Mexico, the next day we were in Texas without ever moving.
Genuinely curious: If your family is American, what brought them here?
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
Mine: religious nuttery & primogeniture
February 3, 2026 at 6:35 AM
One day we were in Mexico, the next day we were in Texas without ever moving.
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Punxsutawney Phil has been deported to Equatorial Guinea by ICE.
February 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Punxsutawney Phil has been deported to Equatorial Guinea by ICE.
SKA NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!
(No, but seriously this is cool as shit)
(No, but seriously this is cool as shit)
Yesterday in NYC’s Columbus Circle, on the heels of ~20 similar actions at Targets in Minnesota on Saturday, and leading up to bigger ones to come very soon.
Our core demand is simple:
Target, stop collaborating with ICE
Our core demand is simple:
Target, stop collaborating with ICE
February 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
SKA NOW MORE THAN EVER!!!
(No, but seriously this is cool as shit)
(No, but seriously this is cool as shit)
I still can’t believe we got a goalie fight last night.
(Yes, I’m rewatching the game.)
(Yes, I’m rewatching the game.)
February 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I still can’t believe we got a goalie fight last night.
(Yes, I’m rewatching the game.)
(Yes, I’m rewatching the game.)
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Imagine if people clapped
February 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Imagine if people clapped
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The Boston Bruins have found the cure for male loneliness
February 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The Boston Bruins have found the cure for male loneliness
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HAHAHAH HE IS SO HAPPY
February 2, 2026 at 1:47 AM
HAHAHAH HE IS SO HAPPY
Swayman has to work in boxing with his ballet classes (non derogatory)
February 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Swayman has to work in boxing with his ballet classes (non derogatory)
What dreams are made of
February 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
What dreams are made of
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First career fight for each goalie
February 2, 2026 at 1:41 AM
First career fight for each goalie
The beautiful game!
A GOALIE FIGHT DURING THE STADIUM SERIES?! LFGGGGG!!!
This is the real Heated Rivalry!!!
This is the real Heated Rivalry!!!
February 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
The beautiful game!