Him being a pompous ass tracks. It’s why I left El Paso, unfortunately. Even though I still carry it with me everywhere I go.

Ask the guy from El Paso where he went to high school and when he tells you say “that explains it”. No matter his answer you’ll immediately get in his head.

I have 2 pairs of those White Claw sunnies and lemme tell ya, they come in clutch

REZN!!! 😭😭😭😭 ugh I need to see them again so badly

You must be ovulating too!

We also have a non binary goat. They love flowers in their horns and braids in their beard, but also beer and playing/challenging their other weathered friends.

I should be there for the March 7th game!

We’d figure out a way to ruin it