Craig Teague
@cmteague.bsky.social
Husband, dad, prof, chemist. Interim Dean of Faculty, block plan, POGIL, fac dev. Midwesterner, baseball fan, musician, geography nerd. Deconstructing Christian, former Republican. I work at Cornell College, but views my own.
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit
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None of what Trump is doing is popular and voters are telling us that
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
None of what Trump is doing is popular and voters are telling us that
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If anyone needs to know this, most plastic wrap in the US is made from polyethylene, but plastic wrap in Europe is made from PVC. This really matters if you are trying to make a decorative sugar dome for a cake after you saw them do it on a British baking show. #chemsky
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
If anyone needs to know this, most plastic wrap in the US is made from polyethylene, but plastic wrap in Europe is made from PVC. This really matters if you are trying to make a decorative sugar dome for a cake after you saw them do it on a British baking show. #chemsky
A good point
this raises an important point: do states or localities have laws against seeking to be on the ballot for a third term for president? if not they should consider passing them, or other clear, firm measures to enforce the 22nd amendment.
HUNT: The president is talking about a third term. How seriously do you take that?
GALLEGO: I don't take it seriously because he will be in violation of the Constitution and he should be arrested if he attempts to do that
GALLEGO: I don't take it seriously because he will be in violation of the Constitution and he should be arrested if he attempts to do that
October 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
A good point
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![Comic. [diploma from East State University for Doctor of Philosophy in Document Forgery] [caption] If you put one of these up in your office, and no one notices, you’ve earned it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreif2hl6u2eqv7rmq27tenpy5s5d7egkhwzvfw4ohpskh67ibuw52ym@jpeg)
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Hot (?) take: if MLB does the ghost runner during the regular season, they should do it in the postseason too. 1/
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Hot (?) take: if MLB does the ghost runner during the regular season, they should do it in the postseason too. 1/
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When this game started, this was Vlad Jr.
October 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
When this game started, this was Vlad Jr.
Hot (?) take: if MLB does the ghost runner during the regular season, they should do it in the postseason too. 1/
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Hot (?) take: if MLB does the ghost runner during the regular season, they should do it in the postseason too. 1/
Fascinating brief thread!
In 1911, Impressionist painter Mary Cassatt was diagnosed with cataracts, where lenses in the eye become clouded with protein deposits as we age.
A failed cataract surgery left her essentially blind. Her last painting was 1914.
Claude Monet was diagnosed with cataracts in 1912...
A failed cataract surgery left her essentially blind. Her last painting was 1914.
Claude Monet was diagnosed with cataracts in 1912...
October 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Fascinating brief thread!
Title: "Golden hour, with toilet paper." Installation. Location: our front yard. Materials: household goods and living trees.
October 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Title: "Golden hour, with toilet paper." Installation. Location: our front yard. Materials: household goods and living trees.
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Reagan's approach to the world prominently featured two things:
1) Russian aggression bad, Western democratic alliance good
2) Free trade good, tariffs and other barriers to trade bad
Pretending it's the opposite is the sort of reality inversion only someone who rejects truth itself could buy.
1) Russian aggression bad, Western democratic alliance good
2) Free trade good, tariffs and other barriers to trade bad
Pretending it's the opposite is the sort of reality inversion only someone who rejects truth itself could buy.
October 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Reagan's approach to the world prominently featured two things:
1) Russian aggression bad, Western democratic alliance good
2) Free trade good, tariffs and other barriers to trade bad
Pretending it's the opposite is the sort of reality inversion only someone who rejects truth itself could buy.
1) Russian aggression bad, Western democratic alliance good
2) Free trade good, tariffs and other barriers to trade bad
Pretending it's the opposite is the sort of reality inversion only someone who rejects truth itself could buy.
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Manfred just announced if the game goes to extras the bases will automatically be loaded with Jonas Brothers
October 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Manfred just announced if the game goes to extras the bases will automatically be loaded with Jonas Brothers
They're throwing strikes tonight!
"Just throw strikes" I say as I eat pizza greasy enough to lubricate an engine
October 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
They're throwing strikes tonight!
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1. Reagan’s speech is real
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
October 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
1. Reagan’s speech is real
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
"Just throw strikes" I say as I eat pizza greasy enough to lubricate an engine
October 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
"Just throw strikes" I say as I eat pizza greasy enough to lubricate an engine
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I have ALWAYS wanted to see Freddie Freeman pitch in the World Series.
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I have ALWAYS wanted to see Freddie Freeman pitch in the World Series.
Really one of the best accounts on here.
October 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Really one of the best accounts on here.
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Joy receptacle
Joy, IL
Joy, IL
October 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Joy receptacle
Joy, IL
Joy, IL
Good thread. I hadn't thought of it in quite this way.
I’ve been thinking of Trump’s government as the Regime of Type One Error.
In statistics, Type 1 error is when you get a false positive, or claim to have found a relationship that isn’t really real. It’s like convicting someone who is actually innocent, for example.
In statistics, Type 1 error is when you get a false positive, or claim to have found a relationship that isn’t really real. It’s like convicting someone who is actually innocent, for example.
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Good thread. I hadn't thought of it in quite this way.
Nice that "read a chapter of Voltaire" is in there.
"My typical heist morning routine goes like this: wake at leisure, cigarette, croissant and cafe au lait, read a chapter of Voltaire, stroll along the Seine, browse the Paris flea market, THEN robbery."
I, a French Jewel Thief, Refuse to Rob the Louvre Before Mid-Morning
“Thieves in balaclavas broke into Paris’ Louvre museum on Sunday morning, using a crane to smash an upstairs window, then stealing priceless object...
buff.ly
October 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Nice that "read a chapter of Voltaire" is in there.
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Updating my LEGO White House
October 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Updating my LEGO White House
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well i think naming a ballroom after your best friend is something to be celebrated tbh
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 11:34 PM
well i think naming a ballroom after your best friend is something to be celebrated tbh